RumPuncher Posted April 24, 2003 Share Posted April 24, 2003 well ? Guys, your wife or girlfriend could secretly be moonlighting as a lap dancer -- and you don't have a clue! Surveys show that one in 25 college coeds now take it all off to help pay their tuition. And the number of married women dancing in strip clubs nationwide is estimated to be close to 10 million -- many shucking down to their birthday suits without their husbands' knowledge or consent. "Today, many women see nothing wrong with using their bodies to make extra cash," says a sociologist. "You may think that you've landed Miss Innocent, but if you're in a relationship with a young woman with a nice figure, there's a good chance that in her spare time, she's grinding her G-string-clad backside in some stranger's lap." Here, from experts, are 10 signs that your lady is a closet lap dancer: VAMPISH WALK. A once-awkward, wholesome, girl-next-door type who now swivels her hips in an exaggerated manner -- and has no trouble strutting about in six-inch heels -- fits the profile of a stripper. COARSE LANGUAGE. If your lady starts cussing like a sailor, it's a good bet she picked up the bad habit from her low-class "colleagues" backstage. FAVORS SEXY UNDERWEAR. A gal who used to complain about how "uncomfortable" she felt in thongs and suddenly has an undies drawer chock full of them may now be used to wearing a G-string hours at a time. SLUTTY BODY LANGUAGE. When your mate has to pick up something from the ground, does she kneel like a lady -- or bend over, flaunting her wares? SUDDENLY HAS MONEY FOR "LITTLE EXTRAS." She starts showing up with fancy earrings, designer shoes and other items you didn't pay for. OVERLY FLIRTATIOUS WITH YOUR PALS. You may spot her perched on a buddy's lap at a cocktail party, making small talk. This could be a position she's grown very comfortable with. ALWAYS HAS PLENTY OF DOLLAR BILLS ON HAND. Or when she gets change back at the supermarket, she may reflexively tuck it in the band of her underwear. DANCES DIRTY. A gal who wiggles around in the laps of strange men for cash is likely to fall into raunchy, groin-to-butt moves on the dance floor. WON'T TELL YOU WHERE SHE WORKS. Says she has a "great new part-time job working as a cocktail waitress," but won't tell you where she works. ODDLY IMMODEST. In the past, she never even undressed in front of the dog, but now she waltzes by the window nude without a second thought. If Only !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted April 24, 2003 Share Posted April 24, 2003 i need to have a girl before i can establish if she is a stripper...;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 24, 2003 Share Posted April 24, 2003 i dated a girl who ended up being a stripper a bit later. she was somewhat of an exhibitionist. mad sex in public. this guy i know dated a stripper, and she was the same. she loved the outdoor sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted April 24, 2003 Share Posted April 24, 2003 hmmm, some of my exes fit this profile.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted April 24, 2003 Share Posted April 24, 2003 no, but i would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted April 24, 2003 Author Share Posted April 24, 2003 Originally posted by SteveAustin hmmm, some of my exes fit this profile.... I'm not suprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted April 24, 2003 Share Posted April 24, 2003 ok, to be perfectly honest...I know of at least one that was. edit: just found out she's a mother of two. :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 24, 2003 Share Posted April 24, 2003 my only female roommate... became a stripper because she was too lazy to work for rent money sadly, it was only a month or so after her rape she had some nutso friends, one of which (i'll call lola) was supporting her boyfriend by stripping and selling ketamine. both of them got heavy into the drugs. heavy. so lola was bought out of her bar one night (forking over enough dough to the bar to leave the bar with the girl until closing, when she is returned..about $200) so anyway, she gets drugged while she's on her 'date' and ends up fucking another stripper at a hotel.. her boyfriend was crazy pissed when he found out..the other stripper was a nasty skanky ho so my roommate went down that road..she didn't have a vamp walk though.. oh man, i got a lot more stories...there used to be coked up strippers at my house all the time about 4 years ago............but i should stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted April 24, 2003 Share Posted April 24, 2003 oh yeah...the point of my post. i was strolling down memory lane and completely forgot.. my old roommate was such a moron she started picking up guys she met at work..as in they might be new boyfriend material.. so this one dude who was a college student at a very respectable spot was interested..they went out to a club one night to just hang out..he wanted to see if her being a stripper meant she was a nasty ho as well.. so he sends one of his boys to the dance floor to get loose with her..he tells the friend to rub on her to see if she isn't down to be fondled by a stranger on the dance floor... but she lets him, so of course he reports back to the dude..yo, i just felt her up that ended that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted April 24, 2003 Author Share Posted April 24, 2003 that's a smart cat there. I think the jealousy thing would kill me. There's no time for easy women. well.... maybe a bit of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted April 24, 2003 Share Posted April 24, 2003 man i love reality shows and i was watching frat life and dude on there was seeing a stripper for a little bit. i cant imagine doing it thinking about who she was on wihle working. i think id like a little more stability than a stripper... the beer girl at this club in town is SMOKING though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdreams Posted April 24, 2003 Share Posted April 24, 2003 that's totally one of my old ex's...i heard she became a stripper after we broke up and i recentley found out she's on suicide girls too.she was insane and pretty slutty so none of this really surprised me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted April 24, 2003 Share Posted April 24, 2003 Originally posted by deadasdreams found out she's on suicide girls too oh yea whats her name? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TuffKid Posted April 24, 2003 Share Posted April 24, 2003 fuck no never Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted April 24, 2003 Share Posted April 24, 2003 strippers seem mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted April 24, 2003 Share Posted April 24, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- Or when she gets change back at the supermarket, she may reflexively tuck it in the band of her underwear. That a hint and a half fo yo ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DREDZ Posted April 24, 2003 Share Posted April 24, 2003 ^^^:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted April 24, 2003 Share Posted April 24, 2003 i hooked up with a stripper and she was a fucking fruit loop...call me at like 4 in the mornin and shit..and not to mention fucked i nthe head...Never again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted April 24, 2003 Author Share Posted April 24, 2003 my friend is currently dating a stripper. He knows it's not going to last but he's really worried about going back to 'ordinary girls'. I guess after having a girl rent a hotel room with a jacuzi, and demand that you put it in her ass while she wears 5 inch heels, italian lingerie and a wig, it might be hard to go back to 'ordinary girls'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted April 24, 2003 Share Posted April 24, 2003 Originally posted by sneak i need to have a girl before i can establish if she is a stripper...;) right, fuck em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 i had a girlfriend who stripped... she was fuckin loopy, fucked with as a kid and all that, and it wasn't surprising, but it surely didn't help matters any... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 Originally posted by sneak i need to have a girl before i can establish if she is a stripper...;) I dated a stripper once..she was fuckin HOTSKI!... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 I don't think I can date a stripper since I just assume all male strippers are gay, but I do know a certain someone who is anxiously waiting to give me a private strip show. Wooohoooo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 Originally posted by SukiSukiNow I don't think I can date a stripper since I just assume all male strippers are gay, but I do know a certain someone who is anxiously waiting to give me a private strip show. Wooohoooo. just get you a web cam and its on baby I have a friend that is a male stripper...I have never seen someone get so much ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdreams Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 Originally posted by im not witty oh yea whats her name? not gonna say...but she asian.i'll give you that much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flow ish Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 I had a girlfriend, who, after our seperation, became a stripper, started going out with low-lifes and then turned into a lesbian. I saw her at the Toronto '416' graffiti jam a couple of year's ago, she put on a little show for all the writers by making out with her girlfriend and I was standing next to them, with an unimpressed look on my face, that would've made for an interesting picture! I wish she would've been so freaky-deaky when she was with me! DAMN!! Missed out on a 3 way!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 i dated a few strippers way back when i used to live above a porno shop and next door to a strip joint. i got them both to stop, but there was still much drama. the girl definatley had some problems in thier past. would not go down that road again.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 you missed otu cuz yooz a sucker! no jk i woudlnt consider a stripper my "girlfriend" more like fuck buddy with a benefit plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- my friend is currently dating a stripper. He knows it's not going to last but he's really worried about going back to 'ordinary girls'. I guess after having a girl rent a hotel room with a jacuzi, and demand that you put it in her ass while she wears 5 inch heels, italian lingerie and a wig, it might be hard to go back to 'ordinary girls'. haha :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted April 25, 2003 Share Posted April 25, 2003 my buddy has dated so many strippers. theyre all retards. so is he. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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