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What do you say when...

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....when you recieve a phone call which goes like this:

 

sneak: hello?

girl: hi, is that dj.....?

s: erm...yeh. whose this?

g: i saw you dj at that gig at bar.... in.... a while back

s: oh....erm...cool.

g: well <insert name of mutual friend of both parties> said you were fit and i wanna know if you want to fuck?

s: what?

g: <friend> said you were cool and fit, so im asking if your up for a shag.

s: erm (at this point i go into a shop)...."10 bnh please and a pack of rizla"

g: what, you talking to me?

s: no.

g: so are you up for this or not?

s: (shocked) erm...i dont even know you. who are you?

g: you wanna do this or not? where are you? im in ......

s: im near my yard

g: shall i come meet you and we'll find a bush somewhere..

 

>click< sneak hangs up.

 

so what the fuck do you say to someone youve never even met who says they wanna sleep with you. i dont care how many ppl here on good ol 12oz would have gone and met her, but there was no way i was going to even think about fucking some girl i didnt even know. like, personally a name is a great start...

 

just sharing experiences...

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Originally posted by oldenglish

if they want to fuck and they are cute.......

 

use a condom if you dont know em.

 

one thing....i didnt know what she looked like. wasnt really up for taking the risk to see if she was cute or not.

anyway, i aint no hoe! you gotsa buy me at least a drink 1st

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stop being a pussy call her back and hit it.

 

getting called on the celly for sex without trying is a blessing...

 

 

dont sleep.

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Guest sneak

^^what you dont seem to get is that im not the type of person to just go fuck this bird because she called me and asked. fuck that

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You should have at least gone and met her. If she was ugly then just tell her so, who cares, you don't know her.

 

I wish that kind of shit would happen to me. English girls give new meaning to the word "slutty".....

 

By the by I'll probably phone you this weekend ;)

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Originally posted by ARCEL

tell youll meet her somewhere, then bust a recon mission to determine the quality of the goods

hahaha

 

sounds like a slut or someone pulling a prank. whichever, i would have talked dirty and asked her if she would eat my shit and shit.

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Originally posted by swif1

hahaha

 

sounds like a slut or someone pulling a prank. whichever, i would have talked dirty and asked her if she would eat my shit and shit.

 

dude, i believe you are messed up in the head. i have determined this due to the shit eating part.

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