Guest sneak Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 ....when you recieve a phone call which goes like this: sneak: hello? girl: hi, is that dj.....? s: erm...yeh. whose this? g: i saw you dj at that gig at bar.... in.... a while back s: oh....erm...cool. g: well <insert name of mutual friend of both parties> said you were fit and i wanna know if you want to fuck? s: what? g: <friend> said you were cool and fit, so im asking if your up for a shag. s: erm (at this point i go into a shop)...."10 bnh please and a pack of rizla" g: what, you talking to me? s: no. g: so are you up for this or not? s: (shocked) erm...i dont even know you. who are you? g: you wanna do this or not? where are you? im in ...... s: im near my yard g: shall i come meet you and we'll find a bush somewhere.. >click< sneak hangs up. so what the fuck do you say to someone youve never even met who says they wanna sleep with you. i dont care how many ppl here on good ol 12oz would have gone and met her, but there was no way i was going to even think about fucking some girl i didnt even know. like, personally a name is a great start... just sharing experiences... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 if they want to fuck and they are cute....... use a condom if you dont know em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anti-Flag Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 Originally posted by oldenglish if they want to fuck and they are cute....... use a condom if you dont know em. one thing....i didnt know what she looked like. wasnt really up for taking the risk to see if she was cute or not. anyway, i aint no hoe! you gotsa buy me at least a drink 1st Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldenglish Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 stop being a pussy call her back and hit it. getting called on the celly for sex without trying is a blessing... dont sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 ^^what you dont seem to get is that im not the type of person to just go fuck this bird because she called me and asked. fuck that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 its too late mandog...you lost out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 Ask if you can bring a friend. Can someone lend me a £1 for the bus? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 ^^haha...i thought it was 70p? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 tell youll meet her somewhere, then bust a recon mission to determine the quality of the goods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Barlow Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 You should have at least gone and met her. If she was ugly then just tell her so, who cares, you don't know her. I wish that kind of shit would happen to me. English girls give new meaning to the word "slutty"..... By the by I'll probably phone you this weekend ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 Originally posted by ARCEL tell youll meet her somewhere, then bust a recon mission to determine the quality of the goods hahaha sounds like a slut or someone pulling a prank. whichever, i would have talked dirty and asked her if she would eat my shit and shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 Thats a pretty amazing phone conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 Originally posted by swif1 hahaha sounds like a slut or someone pulling a prank. whichever, i would have talked dirty and asked her if she would eat my shit and shit. dude, i believe you are messed up in the head. i have determined this due to the shit eating part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 now isn't makros up early today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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