Weapon X Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 Man, this sucks. I had big plans for this week, but these goddamn health officials will be calling me at random times to ensure that I haven't left my house. I suppose it's my civic duty to follow this, so I guess I will, but FUCK! A delivery guy is gonna be sending me a box of masks tomorrow, and I can't leave my room. If you're gonna reply to this post, please wipe down the mouse and keyboard with a solution made up of a quarter cup bleach and two cups water. This really sucks 'cuz I was gonna ask this mint girl out tomorrow. None of that now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 sars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 aids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 ok, herpes is coming to mind now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 maybe he has the 12oz virus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 nah, send me an envelope with some dirty sars infection all over that motherfucker. i want sars....i'd be the cool kid in school if i had it...come on, send me some sars...hook a brotha up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 http://www.cdc.gov/niosh/images/hcwfg6-1.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 http://www.ets-news.com/chemical2.jpg'> mr.weapon_x's backyard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 http://www.nttc.edu/images/ert/msa1000.jpg'> this is how he will go dressed for his date (with this new outfit he can ask her out) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 http://www.sholzart.com/backdrops/biohazard.jpg'> this is what happens if he leaves his house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 OH SHIT ! that's no joke man. I know just how high the panic level is getting, and I really feel for you. Yesterday I say these two girls with rainbow painted masks cliped to their belts as a fashion acessory. Damn... It's NOT A JOKE! I wish people would take SARS a little more seriously. Like that Nurse on the commuter train who just made 100+ people get forced into quarantine or that guy at the tech company that sent 300+ people away and closed the business for 2 weeks. Ouch. Our city is going to crumble financially. Where the hell is Mel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 That's a scarry thought man. Governments making and spreading bugs to deal with certain groups of people. AIDS to target the black, gay and drug communities. SARS to get the Asians and Canadians. very scary, but I doubt it's true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 seriously though, that must sux0r. knowing me, i'd probably play video games all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 i wasn't joking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 22, 2003 Author Share Posted April 22, 2003 Originally posted by swif1 knowing me, i'd probably play video games all day. knowing me, too. I wanted to watch game 7 today at a bar, but can't. Metallix, that's a good idea. I should get matching his and her hazmat suits and go see a movie. kilo, that's stupid how people are walking around with fashion accessory masks. wait, maybe I can do graffiti on some of the free masks i get tomorrow, and sell them! I got ten minutes of instructions over the phone. Noone can come into my room without a mask. I must only take baths, not showers. I must wipe down every doorknob and faucet, etc. i touch with the aforementioned bleach/water solution. No visitors allowed. If I want to go outside, I am relegated to the backyard. They even went so far as to tell me that I can't talk to my neighbours over the fence. At any rate, the day of my supposed infection was on the 16th. It's the 22nd now. They say at midnight on the 26th, I'm good to go. So long as I don't show any symptoms until then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 shit man... that's crap. I hope you've got a TV in your room for game 7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 draw me graff on a mask. i'm down for a trade. did the leafs tie or lose last night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 22, 2003 Author Share Posted April 22, 2003 they won! Travis Green! no, I don't have a tv in my room, but this is the perfect opportunity for me to go live in my furnished basement for a few days. My own tv, my own washroom, and kitchen. My mom can't say shit to that! i was wondering though...if i was in contact with sars on the 16th, why the hell did it take so long for them to call me? And why didn't ask me who I've come in contact with? Today and last night was me phoning people letting them know I may be infected. Now I'm the loser who is giving sars. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 22, 2003 Author Share Posted April 22, 2003 Originally posted by swif1 draw me graff on a mask. i'm down for a trade. sure thing, but I wouldn't wanna cough accidentally into the envelope and send that shit down south. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 just because florida messed up the votes doesn't mean i have to take the punishment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 holy shit!!! are you for real?? that is some scary shit. they just called, and didn't give you info on why they think you came in contact w/ it? well i'm sure everything is fine, just the government being overly catious, which is not the worst thing in this case. damn, good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 22, 2003 Author Share Posted April 22, 2003 Originally posted by nomadawhat holy shit!!! are you for real?? that is some scary shit. they just called, and didn't give you info on why they think you came in contact w/ it? well i'm sure everything is fine, just the government being overly catious, which is not the worst thing in this case. damn, good luck. yeah, they told me where I might have got it. It was from a focus group I went to last week. I just can't believe that they didn't once ask me who I may have infected since in case i have the sars. And what about my parents and brother? Not one thing was said about them, except that I should stay away from them. What good does that do? I've been "chilling" with them for five whole days now. It probably is the *government being cautious, but I really wish they could do more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted April 22, 2003 Author Share Posted April 22, 2003 wait! scratch that. They were very reluctant to tell me where I may have got it from. Their first question was "What did you do and where did you go on the 16th of April?" I told them that I worked for a few hours, then went to a bar to watch the game. She kept asking me if I was sure, and I said "no, but that's all I can remember." Then she asked if I went to a certain focus group, and I said yes. That's how I found out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bufme1 Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 http://www.ecrannoir.fr/dossiers/ete2001/opti/bubble01.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 Originally posted by Weapon X I just can't believe that they didn't once ask me who I may have infected since in case i have the sars. Probably because you aren't contagious yet. Or maybe you are now, but weren't when they called you. Viruses mature in stages, and as long as you're still in the incubation stage I don't quite think you're a coughing death-thrower of doom yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- SARS to get the Asians and Canadians. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 As soon as I saw your name on this thread I knew that's what you'd be laughing at. Blame Canada? Fuck that! We're going for their lungs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted April 22, 2003 Share Posted April 22, 2003 you know your country has a huge asian population when..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 The death rate for sars is 3% if i am correct. So its not that bad. But just so you dont have to live with the karma of infecting 300 people and killing 9 by walking out of your house and coughing i would stay in your home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted April 23, 2003 Share Posted April 23, 2003 man you know how much i would MASTURBATE if i was quarantined? a lot. id also max out on the tv way too much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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