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Originally posted by MAR+Apr 3 2006, 11:37 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MAR - Apr 3 2006, 11:37 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-dumy@Apr 3 2006, 12:25 PM

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In Africa the aids epidemic is commonplace

While rich white men take private trips to outerspace..

 

I would be willing to bet that there will be at least three black people on the list of reserved seats.

 

Edit: No offence dumy but i think its about time people started taking responcibilty for thier problems rather than blame it on others.

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Woah.

That would meen..

 

 

 

Hold on a second.Dumys Black?

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Originally posted by dumy@Apr 3 2006, 02:20 PM

hahaha..y'all niggas have no idea..but it's all good..

 

what.. that the rich-e-riches are migrating to a new home on mars and leaving us "poe-folk" to sustain their galactical slave-state economy to support the universe with one-world goods?

 

:haha: its all good

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Originally posted by LENS@Apr 3 2006, 11:19 AM

 

ill....but vaguely eerie.........

 

 

it looks like it runs on children

 

 

So, do you mean it runs OVER children, or that it uses children as fuel? Both are pretty awesome, but the latter would be preferable.

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No, like they stuff whole-children screaming into a hatch in the side of the thing where they are rendered into a unqiue form of bio fuel......I mean, look at the creepy "arachnoid" window array on the cockpit...it looks predatory.

 

But simply running over children would work good too

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Originally posted by LENS@Apr 3 2006, 02:41 PM

But simply running over children would work good too

 

 

No, no, I like the biofuel idea, I got that... but simply running over children, no, it's a plane. planes fly right... maybe they could line a bunch of kids up on the runway, little flags and posterboard signs "We love you spaceshiponer!" SPLAAT!

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^^^

 

bump! Squish! bump! Squish!

 

like, the plane could run the children over fist THEN use their remains as fuel....

 

 

"Captain, what's that screaming noise?"

 

"Nothing to worry about maam...that's just our pre-flight fuel prep."

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You know this isn't entirely unfeasible... Slugbot has the basics down already, it's just a matter of scaling up the technology.

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Hells yeah, make some space for the batteries and add an arm (plus a little black tray) to the plane and it's good to go... it could just swoop down over the elementary school playground and snatch kids off the jungle gym and shit

[again with the little body parts, an abandoned shoe... the merry-go-round spins but there's none left]

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Originally posted by guerillaeye+Apr 3 2006, 02:38 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (guerillaeye - Apr 3 2006, 02:38 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-dumy@Apr 3 2006, 02:20 PM

hahaha..y'all niggas have no idea..but it's all good..

 

what.. that the rich-e-riches are migrating to a new home on mars and leaving us "poe-folk" to sustain their galactical slave-state economy to support the universe with one-world goods?

 

:haha: its all good

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yeah, thats exactly what I was getting at.

 

I should just write all responses in cryptic rap style from now on..

 

 

Most of young heads is still blind to the knowledge

even after they parents dropped those dimes on the college

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im skeeming on how i could secure a seat for me and my fam

im kinda like a black kid who proppers the ku klux clan

i find myself happiest when im sucking on a pair (no homo)

although most people can get fucked for all that i care

except my heart tends to bleed for the zombies who dont have a clue

and my ideal mornings invlove two children and blues clues

 

:burn:

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Spaceshiponer

the number one stunner,

snatchin up kids like ATF machine gunners

Get great mileage 'cause I'm powered by orphans

Laced in outerspace off the shrooms and endorphins

Space Cadet like Gorf an Back'n'forf an fiff an six

bangbus in outerspace because we pickin' up tricks

cause trix are for kids and kids is like gass

so we come thru like a chariot an scoop up that ass

kids go in the tank, motorbooties get spanked

spaceshiponer y'all I'm laughin to the bank

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When it comes to screams,

Spaceshiponer is the stuff of dreams

'Cause it's powered with kids,

The ones that you hate

Lured onto the tarmac with candy as bait

 

Scoop one!

then two!

then three!

then four!

 

Five more to go and the pedal goes to the floor

And up into the sky

100K for a ride

Based outta the middle east where Osama does hide

 

Gaze out the window....holy shit, look it's space!

That's earth down there, what a beautiful place....

Except for Iraqi oil fields ablaze with fire

Chopped up rainforests

Greenlands ice sheet looks dire...

 

On second thought I'll stay right here at my desk

On 12oz prophet where Channel Zero feels best

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Doing it old skool style, will smith would be proud.

 

Its name is spaceshiponer,

and im the proud owner,

of a brand new enterprise shaped like a giant boner.

Id print you out blueprints but i ran outta toner.

 

We are picking up space hoes

doing a chicks who's giner glows

and were leaving them on planets with no sign of ufo's

http://www.bangship check out our shows.

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