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TOOL (apperciation thread)

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I appreciate TOOL'S philosophical and interesting lyrics.

http://students.seattleu.edu/matthewt/Images/Tool/maynard.jpg'>

"Hooker with A Penis"

 

I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a

Dope Beastie t, nipple rings, and

New tattoos that claimed that he

Was OGT,

From '92,

The first EP.

 

And in between

Sips of Coke

He told me that

He thought

We were sellin' out,

Layin' down,

Suckin' up

To the man.

 

Well now I've got some

A-dvice for you, little buddy.

Before you point the finger

You should know that

I'm the man,

 

And if I'm the man,

 

Then you're the man, and

He's the man as well so you can

Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.

 

All you know about me is what I've sold you,

Dumb fuck.

I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

 

I sold my soul to make a record,

Dip shit,

And you bought one.

 

So I've got some

Advice for you, little buddy.

Before you point your finger

You should know that

I'm the man,

 

If I'm the fuckin' man

Then you're the fuckin' man as well

So you can

Point that fuckin' finger up your ass.

 

All you know about me is what I've sold you,

Dumb fuck.

I sold out long before you ever heard my name.

 

I sold my soul to make a record,

Dip shit,

And you bought one.

 

All you read and

Wear or see and

Hear on TV

Is a product

Begging for your

Fatass dirty

Dollar

 

So...Shut up and

 

Buy my new record

Send more money

Fuck you, buddy.

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tool is the awesomest. i missed a chance to hang out with them back stage at a concert a couple months ago, and im still brooding about it to this day.

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Guest WebsterUno

*believe*

 

<-----tool fan...hate me.

 

 

They are a good fucking band.

nuff said.

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Originally posted by MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega

Mall Metal kids suck ass.

 

mall metal? clarify please

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Guest WebsterUno

oh yeah, the parabola video...yes indeedy!

 

 

mall metal, you know, Hot Topic employees.

 

or dorks that think their music is harder than yours!

 

who fuckin cares...drink another beer. geez

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It was defiantly better 10 years ago when there we're sooooo many tool fans, but what can you do when they are so fucking talented. The interesting thing is seeing a band like tool and then turn on MTV..all the new MTV rock sounds like simple minded sixth graders compared to the complexity of a tool song.

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I hate the stereotypical Tool fan attitude, the one where they go preaching "Yeah, Tool is so much better than anything you listen to, (insert praise for Tool)". I absolutely love Tool as they introduced me to the whole progressive/technical metal scene, but I don't go preaching that they're better than everyone. Because their music speaks a lot more than their fans.

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Tool has gotta be my favorite band. Word to dirty habit for having the

full Salival album on his comp, which I can give to anyone that wants it

and can't find it. I love Maynards lyrics, I love how Adam can fucking

manipulate his guitar in ways I never woulda thought of.

 

Check Ticks & Leaches or Forty-six & 2 for awesome drumming.

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Guest WebsterUno

HA! Ticks and Leeches and 46 & 2

are some of my favorite songs, for that, the drumming.

wooooo, Danny gets off!

 

I love stinkfists lyrics

 

Adam was doing some weird shit

with his guitar at one of the shows I went to.

 

When they played Lateralus with a

guest band, it had me in a trance.

Man, I never felt so good listening

to a band playing...really something special.

 

Satan, what do you mean by Full Version?

 

I have Salival too.

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