Dick Quickwood Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 lOlLoloLLLLLLLoLOLOLoLoL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Originally posted by johnny they bleed for 6 days... ......don't die asshole. . i think its b/c of that burrito place you took me to.. i think you frequent that spot too much... only when i used to smoke pot and when i get sick do i have problems with extreme loose stool.. that and mexican food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 maybe your shit wouldnt be such a mess if u changed your diet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 what if you're in a situation you can't shower? like at work all day? hmm. ahah this brings to mind that one guy, who could only take shits at home, and no where else. what was the movie again? i think this probably has to do with the way you were raised, maybe while u were a baby your parents put you in the shower after everytime u did a dookie, and now it's a carry over. and by the way bidets are the BEST! i want one so badly. clean and fresh after every bowel movement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Re: Re: THAT UNCLEAN FEELING... Originally posted by Al Green only when i used to smoke pot... Weed gave you the watery stool? Are you sure you weren't just high? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 The ANSWER: http://www.sandman.com/images/intimist2c.jpg'> THis comes out from underneath: http://www.buckerbie.com/images/bidetbnozzle.gif'> and its includes: Heated Seat 2 Heated Water Bidet Streams Electronically Temperature Controlled Electronic Water Pressure Control Automatic Shut-off (i listen to too much talk radio) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 ^^ what is that called, i'm going to get one. better believe that! do u need special plumbing or does it just attach? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 GOOGLE>SEARCH:Toilet Seat Bidet>I'm Feeling Lucky= http://www.sandman.com/intimst.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 shitwaterbuttsplash http://www2.bumfights.com/indecline/nue7.jpg'>http://www2.bumfights.com/indecline/nue7.jpg'> http://www2.bumfights.com/indecline/nue7.jpg'>http://www2.bumfights.com/indecline/nue7.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 ahah i'm not paying $800 to wash my ass! damn, i was thinking it'd be much cheaper. although i am intrigued by the control panel and "one of two self cleaning bidet nozzles magically extend about six inches, and then start spraying! " ahahahahah oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oprah Oner Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 I just release my bowels in the kitchen sink and use that hose, thats the po' mans bidet sucka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Originally posted by Oprah Oner I just release my bowels in the kitchen sink and use that hose, thats the po' mans bidet sucka haha, they actually make toilets w/ these attachments too! i think they are big in the middle east. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 they have the little sprayers in brazil too. although i find that the garden hose pulled in through the windows is very effective for blasting any unwanted effects of release. i think the toilets where u just stand up and drop the bomb are an interesting idea. at least there's no seat contact possibility. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Hmm. But the splashback could be enormous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
painthuffer Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 hahahhahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 "yeah, i get that unclean feeling too!" http://www.koldau.de/bilder/shit.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Remind me not to eat food when looking at 12oz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted April 18, 2003 Author Share Posted April 18, 2003 that looks like A1 steak sauce ^^^^^^^^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hulk hogan Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 well, from my on travels, ive learned to wipe with one bare hand, then throw in a bucket or cup or pitcher of water with the other. then again this is how they like to do things in southeast asia.. and probably other places around there. i do know it does give you the really clean feeing though. i just dont recommend if you dont like the feeling of shit on your fingertips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 wow, more proof that the internet is insane: http://www.thehumorarchives.com/attachment_files/hotcurry.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 oh shit.. this :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 this is a "phat" bomb http://www.turds.com/images/free_turd_pictures/2.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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