johnny Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 everytime i poop i need, NEED, to take a shower. is that gross? i actually have my schedule down so that it almost always coincides with a shower. if it doesn't i scrap the time and usually shower anyway. i'm sure the ladies have a version of this when they bleed for 6 days and don't die aslo. please share if you do. feel free to add. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 on one hand im real lazy and sometimes dont feel like showering. but yeah, you get to a certain point where somethings got to give and you feel all greasy and clammy. greasy italian oner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 and in relation to this thread, i just wipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 nah man your on point with that. although i dont know about showering right afterwords everytime, but yeah its nice to have a clean shower feel...it sucks when you shower then all of a sudden you gotta go....thats maddening, do you shower again, or just dont go..man i hate that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted April 18, 2003 Author Share Posted April 18, 2003 maybe it's the irritable bowel thing i've got but pooping is a huge mess 90% of the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
painthuffer Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 maybe you should invest in those toilets that shoot water up your ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted April 18, 2003 Author Share Posted April 18, 2003 that's like trying to piss out a fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Originally posted by painthuffer maybe you should invest in those toilets that shoot water up your ass haha bro that sounds like a bad investment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
painthuffer Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 They got em all over japan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 its all about wiping with damp t.p. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
painthuffer Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 or baby wipes, get that ass sanitized Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted April 18, 2003 Author Share Posted April 18, 2003 babey wipes to come close to a shower. the damp tp doesn't do much but make great dingleberries when it falls apart back there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ana Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Originally posted by freightlover haha bro that sounds like a bad investment. No, no bidets are great. You go to the bathroom, shuffle over to the bidet, get a bum shower and leave feeling all tingly and clean. You actually get clean instead of just smearing shit everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 call me crazy, but i always take a shower after i shit. you never know whats lerking around down there because you cant see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 i don't know if it works, but a nice damp warm cloth yanked betwixt your bunsz probly does wonders... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 some cats can't come w/ the giminess, it's cool i actually prefer taking 15 minute craps in busy public bathrooms myself i always represent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trousersnake Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 I like to wipe until there is no more autograph,then use on of those new old spice moist towelletes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 I wipe until there's only blood... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 if theres one thing i learned from howard stern's biography it was only wipe three times max. if its more than a three wiper jump in the shower...he went more in depth into what can happen if you dont. i dont really want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cLownkiller Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Originally posted by painthuffer maybe you should invest in those toilets that shoot water up your ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taco bell bomber Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 i guess were skipping the diner next time. i dont think diner foods gonna help this situation. heres some really good advice..get your ass waxed..no more dingleberries. dingleberry would be a dope paint name. like a brownish pink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
painthuffer Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Somebody needs to put some dingleberry flix in the "who wants to be down with ASS" thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xdyingfetusx Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 working at Mcdonalds gives me that feeling...eww I have it right now actually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Originally posted by mr_president you have issues guy... :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Originally posted by IntangibleFame :rolleyes: haha i havent taken a shower in days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAITOMANOCU Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 nothing like a shower after a long game of racquetball..i have no problems just taking shits, wherever, and not worrying about taking a shower right away...that's what assholes are for anyway....gotta do what you gotta go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 yet you're always down for racism... seems weird you think this is more disgusting than that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Agreed, its standard proceedure for me aswell...another thing is that whenever i feel real bad, the cuthair/cut all 20 nails/shave combo works amazingly good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 im able to go for a while without a shower. untill you just know you need one. i dont have to shower after i shit, thats just wierd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 then you must have a buttholial clitoris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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