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johnny

THAT UNCLEAN FEELING...

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everytime i poop i need, NEED, to take a shower. is that gross? i actually have my schedule down so that it almost always coincides with a shower. if it doesn't i scrap the time and usually shower anyway.

 

i'm sure the ladies have a version of this when they bleed for 6 days and don't die aslo. please share if you do.

 

feel free to add.

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on one hand im real lazy and sometimes dont feel like showering. but yeah, you get to a certain point where somethings got to give and you feel all greasy and clammy.

 

greasy italian oner

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nah man your on point with that. although i dont know about showering right afterwords everytime, but yeah its nice to have a clean shower feel...it sucks when you shower then all of a sudden you gotta go....thats maddening, do you shower again, or just dont go..man i hate that.

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maybe it's the irritable bowel thing i've got but pooping is a huge mess 90% of the time.

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Originally posted by painthuffer

maybe you should invest in those toilets that shoot water up your ass

 

haha bro that sounds like a bad investment.

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babey wipes to come close to a shower. the damp tp doesn't do much but make great dingleberries when it falls apart back there.

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Originally posted by freightlover

haha bro that sounds like a bad investment.

 

No, no bidets are great. You go to the bathroom, shuffle over to the bidet, get a bum shower and leave feeling all tingly and clean. You actually get clean instead of just smearing shit everywhere.

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call me crazy, but i always take a shower after i shit. you never know whats lerking around down there because you cant see it.

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Guest BROWNer

i don't know if it works, but a nice damp warm cloth

yanked betwixt your bunsz probly does wonders...

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some cats can't come w/ the giminess, it's cool

 

i actually prefer taking 15 minute craps in busy public bathrooms myself

i always represent

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Guest Trousersnake

I like to wipe until there is no more autograph,then use on of those new old spice moist towelletes.

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if theres one thing i learned from howard stern's biography it was only wipe three times max.

 

if its more than a three wiper jump in the shower...he went more in depth into what can happen if you dont. i dont really want to.

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i guess were skipping the diner next time. i dont think diner foods gonna help this situation.

 

heres some really good advice..get your ass waxed..no more dingleberries.

 

dingleberry would be a dope paint name. like a brownish pink

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