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Re: craziest thing a black person has ever said to you

 

a blood ran up to me in my school staircase,no one else around

 

never seen the kid before, knew he just wandered in off the street

 

put a huge blade to my neck, asked me " whatchu gonna do"

 

i stared the kid dead in his eyes-didnt say nothin- if he wouldve cut me i wouldve broken his neck

 

the kid just ran off, didnt cut me,never saw him again

 

 

yea thats the craziest thing a black person ever asked me .."whutchu gonna do"

 

WHATEVER. YOU LOOKED LIKE THIS GUY

 

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Re: craziest thing a black person has ever said to you

 

:lol: ^^^^^^^^

 

hahahahahahahahahhaa

 

thats funny....hahahaha

 

a blood??? hahahahahaha! that blood woulda fucked you up faggot!

 

 

and you know what else was funny???

 

how he said he was walking around with his "GOLD" hanging!!!

 

what a faggot!!!

 

theo huxtable is a funny nigga...

 

good shit man!!!

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Re: craziest thing a black person has ever said to you

 

yo i heard "the jungles" were/are fucking crazy.

 

when i was in LA, we drove down crenshaw and at the inersection of Crenshaw and 8th, this dude in an SUV demolished the shit out of this neon and the neon flew into some donut place and the lady in the neon died.

 

 

crazy shit.

 

crenshaw and 8th? i don't even think those streets intersect.

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YO DUMY ALREADY SAID IT BUT THAT WHOLE SHIT WITH THEO AND SUNSUN HAD ME ROOOOOOLLLLLLLLIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG :lol: :lol: :lol: NIGGA WAS HITTING YA MAN WITH THE ILL BEAT STREET 1985 "YO MAMA" JOKES. MY SON SAID "NOT AS SCARED AS YO MOMMA WAS WHEN SHE SAW YOUR FACE" LMAOOOOOOOO YO, WOWWWW. MY DUDE YOU ARE THE MOST UNINTENTIONALLY FUNNY MUTHAFUCKA ON THE WHOLE INTERNET RIGHT NOW, BIG UP YOURSELF (BUT NOT REALLY).

 

WHEN DID THIS TURN INTO THE "PRETEND YOU SONNED A BLACK GUY THAT HAD YOUR HEART BEATING OUT YOUR CHEST LIKE ROGER RABBIT" THREAD?? I PEEPED LIKE 3 AESOPS FABLES ALREADY.

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Funniest thing I heard lately was after kicking out some aboriginal (they count as blacks don't they?) sniffers from my store after they tried to jack a bottle of Beam, They started screaming at me from outside the store "I'll kill you cunt! I'll sniper you! Thats it, you getting snipered cunt!"

 

Had to chuckle about it afterwards.

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One time were all drunk at the house and my friends cousin says "ay, are yall hungry, cuz I got a credit card!" and pulls out a quest card which is basically digital food stamps. Everyone starts laughing and he gets all mad which means he wasnt joking so it was even funnier.

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My other black friend insists on calling watermelon "waterlemon" and he calls kool aid juice. His kids will be fighting over it and hell be like "give yo sister back her juice!". I also saw him ask his kids if they wanted some spaghetti and give them ramen noodles with ketchup. Shit cracks me up everytime im over there.

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My other black friend insists on calling watermelon "waterlemon" and he calls kool aid juice. His kids will be fighting over it and hell be like "give yo sister back her juice!". I also saw him ask his kids if they wanted some spaghetti and give them ramen noodles with ketchup. Shit cracks me up everytime im over there.

 

now dats ghetto right there.

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WOW....just WOW at this thread.

 

 

 

 

man.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

this shit took white people back 50 years.

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My other black friend insists on calling watermelon "waterlemon" and he calls kool aid juice. His kids will be fighting over it and hell be like "give yo sister back her juice!". I also saw him ask his kids if they wanted some spaghetti and give them ramen noodles with ketchup. Shit cracks me up everytime im over there.

 

damn for real?

 

you hang out with some ghetto folks.

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Dude I used to work with this black crackhead Jerry during the summers I was in high school at the company my step dad worked out. We move school funiture into school and stuff like that.

 

So one day we are installing desks in rooms. We go to the nurses office to drop a desk off he stops...

 

Jerry: Whuh whuh whuh dat is der?

Me: What?

Jerry: Mang right der! What dat is I seen dat awn da TeeeVee dat uh dat a duhfiffafatah? FUBIBUHLATAH? FUK MAAAAAAN I CAIN'T EVEN PUHNOUN DAT WUHHHD. Huh uh uh huhuuh...

Me:(*in tears laughing so hard) Defibrillator Jerry man...

Jerry:Mang dat like uhhh toung twistah man likeuh cat gowtcha tung knah mean?

 

Another time @ lunch...

 

My friend: Jerry you wanna go to KFC for lunch?

Jerry: Psshht Yo I aint stoopit man... I know why yous sayin dat...

My friend: Huh? What did I say?

Jerry: Yous sayin dat kaws Im black thats some racist shit. Awll black pepole lyke chicken?

Me: Jerry thats the only around here for at least 10 miles...

Jerry: Wha? Oh... Yea MANG LETS GET SOME CHIGGIN BUCKETS!

 

Jerry: Naw whuh zactly is snow? I mean man is it uh like uh da wawtah rain down hea and just uh froooze befoe it hit da groun like you know whuh I sain man?

My friend: Yea basically its that..

Jerry: I alway thunk dat...Mang I like snow...

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