Frate_Raper Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 Helped this fat polack broad at work yesterday, see had a beard she also had GARLIC BREATH SO BAD I WAS GAGGING! I gagged in her face. She asked me whats wrong I said "I was out all night drinking" , I date a wop I've smelt some nasty Garlic relate stinks but this was THE WORST. SO LETS GET TO THE POINT how could she not know that her STINK was strong enough to make a guy tear up and gag? IF YOU GOT GARLIC BREATH CHEW SOME GUM DO SOMTHING YOU NASTY FUCKER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2slim Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 i saw a chick with a beard yesterday....there used to be this lady that worked at taco bell that had sideburns and a mustache Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracked Ass Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 Ha! I can't agree. Garlic breath is healthy breath. Garlic is too good for you to diss it just because of the smell. Of course, I like the smell of diesel exhaust, creosote-stained railroad ties, and rusting metal, and don't get laid very often, so I am partially defined by my position on the garlic thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 I agree with cracked... it can be overpowering, but so can bannana breath... at least it's not that yuck mouth don't brush shit smell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 i have a korean friend who has constant rank breath i explain this to him... but since it doesnt phase him.. he doesnt really care. its hard to concentrate when he talks to me sometimes though. i dont know.. him being korean has nothing to do with his breath. but i could blame it on the kimchee _blakkah blakkah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted April 14, 2003 Author Share Posted April 14, 2003 Originally posted by Cracked Ass Ha! I can't agree. Garlic breath is healthy breath. Garlic is too good for you to diss it just because of the smell. Of course, I like the smell of diesel exhaust, creosote-stained railroad ties, and rusting metal, and don't get laid very often, so I am partially defined by my position on the garlic thing. CRACKED I WAS ALMOST CRYING AND GAGGING LIKE A MOTHERSCRATCHER healthy or not I'm not down with smelling that shit on someone else!.....I too love the smell of creosote-stained ties......I love it when it's like 5 am and theres heat comming up my bare legs when wearing shorts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 leave a pack of gum on her desk or something... subtlety is the key. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 eww garlics :yuck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skaterzoot Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 i wish i had some garlic bread right now. YUM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 Originally posted by Cracked Ass Of course, I like the smell of diesel exhaust, creosote-stained railroad ties, and rusting metal id like to add some favorite smells... -fresh welds -body filler -new tires -smoke after spinning tires -rubbing alcohol -bandaids -new shoes garlic is damn good especially the garlic cloves that have been pickled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 Originally posted by Frate Raper I date a wop I've smelt some nasty Garlic relate stinks but this was THE WORST. :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 i used to work in this university bookstore and this russian guy used to come in and he smelled like sour milk with a combination of a ton of other smelly things.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 worst smell ever: same girl on the rag.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 once the girl is gone and there's a little scent of her on the pillow. damn that girl got to me. I have chicken roti breath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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