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Frate_Raper

GARLIC BREATHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Helped this fat polack broad at work yesterday, see had a beard she also had GARLIC BREATH SO BAD I WAS GAGGING! I gagged in her face. She asked me whats wrong I said "I was out all night drinking" , I date a wop I've smelt some nasty Garlic relate stinks but this was THE WORST.

 

SO LETS GET TO THE POINT how could she not know that her STINK was strong enough to make a guy tear up and gag?

 

 

 

 

 

IF YOU GOT GARLIC BREATH CHEW SOME GUM DO SOMTHING YOU NASTY FUCKER!

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i saw a chick with a beard yesterday....there used to be this lady that worked at taco bell that had sideburns and a mustache

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Ha! I can't agree. Garlic breath is healthy breath. Garlic is too good for you to diss it just because of the smell.

Of course, I like the smell of diesel exhaust, creosote-stained railroad ties, and rusting metal, and don't get laid very often, so I am partially defined by my position on the garlic thing.

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I agree with cracked... it can be overpowering, but so can bannana breath... at least it's not that yuck mouth don't brush shit smell...

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i have a korean friend who has constant rank breath

i explain this to him... but since it doesnt phase him.. he doesnt really care.

its hard to concentrate when he talks to me sometimes though.

 

i dont know..

him being korean has nothing to do with his breath.

 

but i could blame it on the kimchee

 

 

_blakkah blakkah

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Originally posted by Cracked Ass

Ha! I can't agree. Garlic breath is healthy breath. Garlic is too good for you to diss it just because of the smell.

Of course, I like the smell of diesel exhaust, creosote-stained railroad ties, and rusting metal, and don't get laid very often, so I am partially defined by my position on the garlic thing.

 

CRACKED I WAS ALMOST CRYING AND GAGGING LIKE A MOTHERSCRATCHER

 

 

healthy or not I'm not down with smelling that shit on someone else!.....I too love the smell of creosote-stained ties......I love it when it's like 5 am and theres heat comming up my bare legs when wearing shorts!

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leave a pack of gum on her desk or something...

subtlety is the key.

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Originally posted by Cracked Ass

Of course, I like the smell of diesel exhaust, creosote-stained railroad ties, and rusting metal

 

id like to add some favorite smells...

-fresh welds

-body filler

-new tires

-smoke after spinning tires

-rubbing alcohol

-bandaids

-new shoes

 

garlic is damn good

especially the garlic cloves that have been pickled

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Originally posted by Frate Raper

I date a wop I've smelt some nasty Garlic relate stinks but this was THE WORST.

:confused:

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i used to work in this university bookstore and this russian guy used to come in and he smelled like sour milk with a combination of a ton of other smelly things..

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once the girl is gone and there's a little scent of her on the pillow.

 

damn that girl got to me.

 

I have chicken roti breath.

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