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Originally posted by IntangibleFame

Im glad your there to guide me...i just chewed through a pen...ink is now running out of my mouth...

 

always.

ha i did that back when i was in highschool

i had blue ink all over my chin and lips for the rest of the day

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im sorry buts thats just straight fucking weird....

 

i mean come on..."Write your name on your heart, not on the wall"

 

 

for a writer........trippy

 

 

i dont know i guess im just blown away by bizarreness that most just chalk up to wonderful chaos....

 

you should see what ROB has to cracked....... ;)

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when i opened my fortune cookie.. and there wasnt a fortune in it.. ;[

 

 

i thought i was going to die that day.haha.

 

and i got a really funny one.. but burnt ass me cant remember what it said.. it was from the movie "animal house" about being drunk, stupid, and having a beerbelly..haha.

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i usually get the dumb ones that don't predict a fortune, they just tell you whats up with your personality..

 

"you are creative and malicious"

 

or something..

 

then i have to add 'in bed' in order for it to be any good

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