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when is a very very happy camper today!

why you may ask...

well i was at the liquor store buying a pack of smokes when this guy pulls up in a 1968 cadillac sedan deville hardtop

and its for fucking sale... im thinking he would want some ungodly amount until

i saw that the driverside rear panel is crushed and the front right light housing is fucked up

well i ask him how much he wants for it and he tells me 700...

700 fucking dollars! 700!

woo wee! so tomorrow im selling my car and buying this fine machine

its all black with burgundy interior and only 128000 miles

im going to fix the body, shave it up, paint it flat black with some ghost flames and bag it

i just hope i can find some dumbass to buy my car tomorrow

im so fucking excited i could puke

heres a few pictures of a car like it...

 

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hey you lucky bastard, hope you get it. i hope you know basic mechanics or you won't be happy for long. i got a 73 impala, and before i got everything switched out, problems were plenty. and it had only 54000 original miles.

 

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this is what my impala *looks* like. meanin this aint it in anyway, just to show body shape. mine is dark candy green wit 22" blades, white top, back dropped blahblah.

 

anyhow, good luck homie.

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I had a 1966 caddi gold in coler 6 lighters all electric. I let this dude borrow it and low and behold the bitch breaks down. Dammn! I (being underage and dumb) let it go. I hear that the 1966 cadi was elvis's fav car. Easy come Easy go I guess.

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Originally posted by Ferris Bueller

it aint no gangsta ride...shit's gonna be bagged and scrapin (i hope)

 

it'll be just sinister..

 

you know it will be, ill just shove some customers ride out of the shop and work on it

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