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name their kids stupid shit like "treasure,and princess, and precious, and sparkles, and peaches,"and shit like that??

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Guest imported_Europe

or 2pac or 2slim....

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to think! some people give their children names that have a meaning!!

 

why don't they just name them all jennifer and chris like white people!?

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i was bummed when i heard some dad say he named his 2 daughters Porsche and Ferrari.

 

it didnt matter whether he was black or not, the fact that someone would name their daughters after sports cars is some silly buisness.

now Caravan, that would have been a different story!

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I'm down with the creatively naming your children, but some of them are rather annoying. There was a group of brothers from high school that were all named along the lines of "gospel", "praise", etc....

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JUST LIEK SHENANIQUA.. WTF IS THAT.. AN AFRICAN PLANT?

 

WHITE PPL NAMES HAVE MEANINGS.. HAVENT YOU EVER SEEN THE BABY NAMES BOOK!?:rolleyes: :crazy:

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well, I typeset stuff for black family reunions all summer and have for about 7 years. I can categorically state that black people just make shit up for a name all the time!

 

I don't hold it against them and think of it more as a cultural thing within the race as opposed to a blanket racial trait, though it can be quite tricky seperating the actual typos from the fuckeduppest names...

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Originally posted by uncle-boy

i was bummed when i heard some dad say he named his 2 daughters Porsche and Ferrari.

 

Erick Sermon has a daughter named Lexus... mabe it has 2 s's Lexuss... anyway... I've actually met a few little girls named Lexus and quite a few latin girls named Mercedes, I even knew a Jewish girl named Mercedes, but that name comes from mythology...

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read bout a guy in the news who named his kid Espn. cause he loses ESPN. no shit...lame

one of the funnier names...Shithead. pronounced Shi-Thede. spelled shithead. ha.

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yes

white peoples names have meanings

"lets name our kid after some guy in the bible who lived in bumfuck kingdom in the middle east!"

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rolexus, heavenlique, Diamond(one of the biggest reasons the slave trade in Africa gained momentum). White people have some stupid ass names too: Chase, blake, Tyler, Sky, Skyler,Mitchell,Micheal, Brenda.

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yeah its like black people mix two names together all the time. like lashaunda and tashanda and shit. i always found that really strange. but whatever.

my name is a traditional name. not some boring name like jim, or ed. (sorry if your name is jim or ed).

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Originally posted by T.T Boy

(sorry if your name is jim or ed).

 

thanks asshole!

My name is Jim Ed Smith.

 

 

well no... not really.

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I never said black people have a monopoly on stupid names, hell, let's not ignore hippies...

 

I knew kids named Gywa, Celandine, and Astrea which could have just as easily been Estrella BUT NO!)... they have a cousin named Music...

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yeah i mean black people name their kids with all kinds of meanings.

 

like Karhonda.

 

 

Seriously Karhonda.

 

that has LOADS of meaning?

 

Shit I would imagine Karcadillac would have meaning.

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Originally posted by yoink

isnt zappas kid named moonbeam?

 

Moon Unit... and Dweezil, and Ahmet...

 

Around 8th grade Ahmet got tired ofbeing called "Ommit Vommit" so he decided that he would change his name to Rick when he went back to school the next year, and that turned into Rick the Dick so he changed back...

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It's albout naming your kids after shit you can't afford, I'm going all out on the stupid name tip if I ever have a crap factory!

 

" this is my son, COONLUNCHER and his sister MOSTLIKLYGONTOTGETKNOCKEDUPBYASPIC"

 

"why thank you Jim We did get creative naming our kids"(say it in a white guy voice like when black comics make fun of white people)

 

 

To bad white trash didn't name their kids after shit they couldn't afford....

"dis is mah son DEODERANT....and his sister RUNNINGWATER"

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