mental invalid Posted July 12, 2001 Share Posted July 12, 2001 ...ok, i thought this shit was really funny, maybe youve seen it before, i know i have but it stills good...LOL......rOe How to be the office cool guy... 10. Keep telling the same person they have bad breath even if they don't, and then punch them in the face. 9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you the sympathy remarks, tell everyone how you were just kidding and tell them that they are all a bunch of fucking queers. 8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard. Then during the meeting, put one finger in the air and make a noise like you are hocking up a loogie.Then spit the custard into a glass and hand it to the person next to you and say, "Beat that." 7. Inform a male co-worker that he "wouldn't make a good hooker." Then piss in his coffee and tell him that he needs a good ass fucking. 6. Always walk around with a big smile on your face and keep one hand down your pants. 5. Answer every question asked to you with "Fuck if I know" then call the person a racial slur that doesn't even correspond to their actual race. 4. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with your nuts. Get them all sweaty, and then walk around shaking everyone's hands. 3. Shit on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees it, tell them it is the fake plastic kind. When they try to pick it up, and realize that their hand is covered in shit, laugh and point at them and call them a fucking asshole. 2. Run down the hall with your dick out while pissing all over and yell, "It won't stop! Help me!" Then when it stops, look down and say "Oh." 1. Ask to borrow someones pen. Bring it into the bathroom and stick it in your ass. Take it back to the person you borrowed from and ask them to smell it. When they tell you that it smells bad, tell them, "It should. I had it in my ass." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foO' Posted July 12, 2001 Share Posted July 12, 2001 Originally posted by mental invalid: ...ok, i thought this shit was really funny, maybe youve seen it before, i know i have but it stills good...LOL......rOe How to be the office cool guy... 3. laugh and point at them and call them a fucking asshole. ahhahahahahahahahahahhah fucking asshole [This message has been edited by foO' (edited 07-12-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted July 12, 2001 Share Posted July 12, 2001 oh shit! thats fucking hilarious!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA 2. Run down the hall with your dick out while pissing all over and yell, "It won't stop! Help me!" Then when it stops, look down and say "Oh." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyeBddub Posted July 12, 2001 Share Posted July 12, 2001 hahahahahah thats fucking great!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jades_blue Posted July 12, 2001 Share Posted July 12, 2001 Originally posted by mental invalid: 5. Answer every question asked to you with "Fuck if I know".... Hey, that's my line... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drewWrite Posted July 12, 2001 Share Posted July 12, 2001 Originally posted by mental invalid: 5. call the person a racial slur that doesn't even correspond to their actual race. 4. keep playing with your nuts. Get them all sweaty, and then walk around shaking everyone's hands. 1. Ask to borrow someones pen. Bring it into the bathroom and stick it in your ass. Take it back to the person you borrowed from and ask them to smell it. When they tell you that it smells bad, tell them, "It should. I had it in my ass." these were the only ones i found funny. the others REALLY weren't funny, to the point where its just embarassing [This message has been edited by drewWrite (edited 07-12-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted July 12, 2001 Share Posted July 12, 2001 dont forget to stand in front of the water cooler and make people fill their cup in between you legs. sigh like you just pissed a gallon. THEN call them an uncle fucker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kg Posted July 12, 2001 Share Posted July 12, 2001 fuk yeah ill will be back ------------------ i hate working Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chizm Posted July 12, 2001 Share Posted July 12, 2001 Bah ha ha!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious george Posted July 12, 2001 Share Posted July 12, 2001 that's fuckin great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 12, 2001 Share Posted July 12, 2001 Originally posted by mental invalid: 5. Answer every question asked to you with "Fuck if I know" then call the person a racial slur that doesn't even correspond to their actual race. 1. Ask to borrow someones pen. Bring it into the bathroom and stick it in your ass. Take it back to the person you borrowed from and ask them to smell it. When they tell you that it smells bad, tell them, "It should. I had it in my ass." hahahhaha....oh shit, that gave me a good chuckle....thanks ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*see-phore* Posted July 13, 2001 Share Posted July 13, 2001 been there done that....................... what if you work in a warehouse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted July 13, 2001 Share Posted July 13, 2001 that was sweet ill try that lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumb hot Posted July 13, 2001 Share Posted July 13, 2001 i acually cried when i red this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted July 13, 2001 Author Share Posted July 13, 2001 ...BUMP...cause even after the 10th time reading this, i laugh hysterically, with tears coming down my face...oh man, to funny...i cant even tell ya which one is my fav, but they all paint hysterical pictures in my head....oh the office life....rOe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nova703snook Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA good post, funny as shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted July 16, 2001 Author Share Posted July 16, 2001 ....bump again cause mondays suck doubley.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trend Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 Originally posted by mental invalid: ....bump again cause mondays suck doubley.... yea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemersion Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 sounds like some has a case of the mondays ------------------ poop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.e Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 Originally posted by mental invalid: 5. Answer every question asked to you with "Fuck if I know" then call the person a racial slur that doesn't even correspond to their actual race. 3. Shit on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees it, tell them it is the fake plastic kind. When they try to pick it up, and realize that their hand is covered in shit, laugh and point at them and call them a fucking asshole. oh man, those had me rolling. i think im gonna try that...wait, i work at an ice cream store. oh well, i'll try the shit one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWhiteRabbit Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 thats fucking funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retard warfare Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 girl2020:asl me:2001/m/jaruesilum./....my name is jesus what is yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoSoL JuNkiE Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 I need to purchase rubber pants... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 m o n d a y s u c k s whats the day of the week that gets us alll depressed m o n d a y s u c k s mondays suck mondays suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood run cold Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 GREAT POST...THIS SHIT MADE ME CRACK UP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted July 17, 2001 Author Share Posted July 17, 2001 "sounds like some has a case of the mondays" YEAH WELL FUCK IT, cause tues. sucks too! ...edit for being rude the 1st time... [This message has been edited by mental invalid (edited 07-17-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jades_blue Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 Everyday sucks when I have to be at work. (Which is like, 5 days out of the damn week.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOE-FOO Posted July 18, 2001 Share Posted July 18, 2001 im gonna do 2nd one first day of class this year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood run cold Posted July 18, 2001 Share Posted July 18, 2001 ya, both tuesdays and mondays suck. i rely on posts in the bench to get me through the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Step8 Posted July 18, 2001 Share Posted July 18, 2001 yup, office space was a good ass movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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