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mental invalid

...being the office cool guy.....

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...ok, i thought this shit was really funny, maybe youve seen it before, i know i have but it stills good...LOL......rOe

 

How to be the office cool guy...

 

10. Keep telling the same person they have bad breath even if

they don't, and then punch them in the face.

 

9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives

you the sympathy remarks, tell everyone how you were just kidding

and tell them that they are all a bunch of fucking queers.

 

8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard. Then during

the meeting, put one finger in the air and make a noise like you

are hocking up a loogie.Then spit the custard into a glass and

hand it to the person next to you and say, "Beat that."

 

7. Inform a male co-worker that he "wouldn't make a good hooker."

Then piss in his coffee and tell him that he needs a good ass

fucking.

 

6. Always walk around with a big smile on your face and keep one

hand down your pants.

 

5. Answer every question asked to you with "Fuck if I know" then

call the person a racial slur that doesn't even correspond to

their actual race.

 

4. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with

your nuts. Get them all sweaty, and then walk around shaking

everyone's hands.

 

3. Shit on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and

sees it, tell them it is the fake plastic kind. When they try to

pick it up, and realize that their hand is covered in shit, laugh

and point at them and call them a fucking asshole.

 

2. Run down the hall with your dick out while pissing all over

and yell, "It won't stop! Help me!" Then when it stops, look down

and say "Oh."

 

1. Ask to borrow someones pen. Bring it into the bathroom and

stick it in your ass. Take it back to the person you borrowed

from and ask them to smell it. When they tell you that it smells

bad, tell them, "It should. I had it in my ass."

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Originally posted by mental invalid:

...ok, i thought this shit was really funny, maybe youve seen it before, i know i have but it stills good...LOL......rOe

 

How to be the office cool guy...

 

3. laugh

and point at them and call them a fucking asshole.

 

 

ahhahahahahahahahahahhah

fucking asshole

 

[This message has been edited by foO' (edited 07-12-2001).]

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Guest beardo

oh shit! thats fucking hilarious!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

2. Run down the hall with your dick out while pissing all over

and yell, "It won't stop! Help me!" Then when it stops, look down

and say "Oh."

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Originally posted by mental invalid:

 

5. call the person a racial slur that doesn't even correspond to

their actual race.

 

4. keep playing with

your nuts. Get them all sweaty, and then walk around shaking

everyone's hands.

 

1. Ask to borrow someones pen. Bring it into the bathroom and

stick it in your ass. Take it back to the person you borrowed

from and ask them to smell it. When they tell you that it smells

bad, tell them, "It should. I had it in my ass."

 

these were the only ones i found funny. the others REALLY weren't funny, to the point where its just embarassing

 

[This message has been edited by drewWrite (edited 07-12-2001).]

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Guest --zeSto--

dont forget to stand in front of the water cooler

and make people fill their cup in between you legs.

sigh like you just pissed a gallon.

 

THEN call them an uncle fucker

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fuk yeah ill will be back

 

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i hate working

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Originally posted by mental invalid:

5. Answer every question asked to you with "Fuck if I know" then

call the person a racial slur that doesn't even correspond to

their actual race.

 

1. Ask to borrow someones pen. Bring it into the bathroom and

stick it in your ass. Take it back to the person you borrowed

from and ask them to smell it. When they tell you that it smells

bad, tell them, "It should. I had it in my ass."

 

 

hahahhaha....oh shit, that gave me a good chuckle....thanks

 

 

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brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...

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...BUMP...cause even after the 10th time reading this, i laugh hysterically, with tears coming down my face...oh man, to funny...i cant even tell ya which one is my fav, but they all paint hysterical pictures in my head....oh the office life....rOe

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Originally posted by mental invalid:

....bump again cause mondays suck doubley....

 

yea

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Originally posted by mental invalid:

 

 

5. Answer every question asked to you with "Fuck if I know" then

call the person a racial slur that doesn't even correspond to

their actual race.

 

3. Shit on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and

sees it, tell them it is the fake plastic kind. When they try to

pick it up, and realize that their hand is covered in shit, laugh

and point at them and call them a fucking asshole.

 

 

oh man, those had me rolling. i think im gonna try that...wait, i work at an ice cream store. oh well, i'll try the shit one.

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m o n d a y s u c k s

 

whats the day of the week that gets us alll depressed

 

m o n d a y s u c k s

 

mondays suck mondays suck

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