Posted July 12, 200124 yr ...ok, i thought this shit was really funny, maybe youve seen it before, i know i have but it stills good...LOL......rOe How to be the office cool guy... 10. Keep telling the same person they have bad breath even if they don't, and then punch them in the face. 9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you the sympathy remarks, tell everyone how you were just kidding and tell them that they are all a bunch of fucking queers. 8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard. Then during the meeting, put one finger in the air and make a noise like you are hocking up a loogie.Then spit the custard into a glass and hand it to the person next to you and say, "Beat that." 7. Inform a male co-worker that he "wouldn't make a good hooker." Then piss in his coffee and tell him that he needs a good ass fucking. 6. Always walk around with a big smile on your face and keep one hand down your pants. 5. Answer every question asked to you with "Fuck if I know" then call the person a racial slur that doesn't even correspond to their actual race. 4. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with your nuts. Get them all sweaty, and then walk around shaking everyone's hands. 3. Shit on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees it, tell them it is the fake plastic kind. When they try to pick it up, and realize that their hand is covered in shit, laugh and point at them and call them a fucking asshole. 2. Run down the hall with your dick out while pissing all over and yell, "It won't stop! Help me!" Then when it stops, look down and say "Oh." 1. Ask to borrow someones pen. Bring it into the bathroom and stick it in your ass. Take it back to the person you borrowed from and ask them to smell it. When they tell you that it smells bad, tell them, "It should. I had it in my ass."
July 12, 200124 yr Originally posted by mental invalid: ...ok, i thought this shit was really funny, maybe youve seen it before, i know i have but it stills good...LOL......rOe How to be the office cool guy... 3. laugh and point at them and call them a fucking asshole. ahhahahahahahahahahahhah fucking asshole [This message has been edited by foO' (edited 07-12-2001).]
July 12, 200124 yr oh shit! thats fucking hilarious!!! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA 2. Run down the hall with your dick out while pissing all over and yell, "It won't stop! Help me!" Then when it stops, look down and say "Oh."
July 12, 200124 yr Originally posted by mental invalid: 5. Answer every question asked to you with "Fuck if I know".... Hey, that's my line...
July 12, 200124 yr Originally posted by mental invalid: 5. call the person a racial slur that doesn't even correspond to their actual race. 4. keep playing with your nuts. Get them all sweaty, and then walk around shaking everyone's hands. 1. Ask to borrow someones pen. Bring it into the bathroom and stick it in your ass. Take it back to the person you borrowed from and ask them to smell it. When they tell you that it smells bad, tell them, "It should. I had it in my ass." these were the only ones i found funny. the others REALLY weren't funny, to the point where its just embarassing [This message has been edited by drewWrite (edited 07-12-2001).]
July 12, 200124 yr dont forget to stand in front of the water cooler and make people fill their cup in between you legs. sigh like you just pissed a gallon. THEN call them an uncle fucker
July 12, 200124 yr Originally posted by mental invalid: 5. Answer every question asked to you with "Fuck if I know" then call the person a racial slur that doesn't even correspond to their actual race. 1. Ask to borrow someones pen. Bring it into the bathroom and stick it in your ass. Take it back to the person you borrowed from and ask them to smell it. When they tell you that it smells bad, tell them, "It should. I had it in my ass." hahahhaha....oh shit, that gave me a good chuckle....thanks ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...
July 13, 200124 yr Author ...BUMP...cause even after the 10th time reading this, i laugh hysterically, with tears coming down my face...oh man, to funny...i cant even tell ya which one is my fav, but they all paint hysterical pictures in my head....oh the office life....rOe
July 16, 200124 yr Originally posted by mental invalid: ....bump again cause mondays suck doubley.... yea
July 16, 200124 yr Originally posted by mental invalid: 5. Answer every question asked to you with "Fuck if I know" then call the person a racial slur that doesn't even correspond to their actual race. 3. Shit on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees it, tell them it is the fake plastic kind. When they try to pick it up, and realize that their hand is covered in shit, laugh and point at them and call them a fucking asshole. oh man, those had me rolling. i think im gonna try that...wait, i work at an ice cream store. oh well, i'll try the shit one.
July 17, 200124 yr m o n d a y s u c k s whats the day of the week that gets us alll depressed m o n d a y s u c k s mondays suck mondays suck
July 17, 200124 yr Author "sounds like some has a case of the mondays" YEAH WELL FUCK IT, cause tues. sucks too! ...edit for being rude the 1st time... [This message has been edited by mental invalid (edited 07-17-2001).]
July 17, 200124 yr Everyday sucks when I have to be at work. (Which is like, 5 days out of the damn week.)
July 18, 200124 yr ya, both tuesdays and mondays suck. i rely on posts in the bench to get me through the day.
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