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ImTooKooL

What Are You Wearing Right Now. April 2003 Edition.

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Well, I seem to keep getting banned. But fuck it. I find loopholes, and I will always be here to ask you the important questions regarding the career criminal lifestyle like, "What are you wearing," and "what is in your pockets right now," and of course "what are you listening to and who do you wanna have sex with?"

 

 

I dunno why I keep getting banned, other than the reason that everyone hates me and I talk about nothing but dumb shit and try to sell stolen shit on here, but anyways...fuck it. I hope you enjoy this thread and tell the vandal world what you are wearing. If I get banned, don't worry I will be back. New names, new I.P. addresses are easy. But I am trying to abide by the 12oz rules and keep my fans entertained. I miss popgunwar, and iwearpinkshirts and even icedoutmocha...but the important thing is... I'm still stealing new clothing every day, and hope you are too. Kill the system. Make the prices rise even higher so the homos that pay for diesel will have to suck more cocks to afford their jeans. Meanwhile, I'll enjoy taking shit and telling you what I am wearing. And most of you do amuse me with what you are wearing.

 

P.S. Faking what you are wearing is gay shit. If you say you're rockin a Fendi jumpsuit, I know you're lying... unless you are a rich Jewish kid, or a career criminal, you don't need to front. Remember...white t-shirts and levi's are hot shit too.

 

 

Anyway, I am currently lampin out watchin Donnie Darko for about the 5th time tonight.

 

-Mui Mui boxerbriefs

-CK pj's

-The Hit Device T-shirt.

-Swiss Army medic cross headband

-Nixon Superhero watch

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White shirt that has Robert Deniro on it and say's MOB. Serial Killer brand.

Gray sweatpants

Boxers

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i got my grey vans on, blue jean type pants, red collar shirt from ambiguous..some white socks comfortable boxers, black stretchy belt.

i have my hand on my penis

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Black Roca Wear Jeans

 

White Ecko Shirt

 

Phat Farm Classic Lows

 

and an Ecko hat

 

:king: :king: :king:

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ban-fucking-tastic.

 

 

 

lucky jeans.

 

foundation t-shirt.

 

mis-match socks.

 

soon my white b-ball style adidas shell toes.

 

olive green generic boxers.

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UR RIGHT ABOUT THE HOMOS SUCKING DICK TO BUY CLOTHES I SAW IT ON MTV A YEAR AGO SOME FAG SOLD HIS BODY TO AFFORD NICE CLOTHES AND then he got caught and he still does it. " i can afford all the nice boutiques nobody else can"

 

 

BTW ID LIKE TO SPEAK 2 U ; EMAIL ME USING THE FORM PLEASE

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plain grey shirt

plain black jeans

bamboo plugs

2ga ss barbells

a belt I found at the last job I had

ck boxers

alfred dunhill "desire" cologne

the same shelltoed adidas I have had for well over a year, and need to replace

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Originally posted by Jesus of Nazareth

bamboo plugs

2ga ss barbells

 

alfred dunhill "desire" cologne

 

your kidding right..

 

 

today i am wearing..

 

dial soap.

 

a scar from when i was 10 years old and lost my kneecap.

 

another scar from where my elbow went through a guys face and got fucked up on his teeth.

 

stubble.

 

crest toothpaste.

 

suave strawberry shampoo.

 

johnsons baby powder *(if you have to ask...)*

 

ban deodorant

 

and residue from a couple cheese sticks.

 

*(edit)* oh and some glass in the same elbow.. from a car window.

 

and some scars from some stupid percings i had when i was like 19 or so.. big scars from big holes. and lots of em.

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Originally posted by Giving Tree

ban deodorant

 

that stuff is gross.

 

*black tribal cap

*black wifebeater under a thrift store red shirt that says "mohawk elementary choir"

*arizona wide leg jeans

*mismatched white socks

*black pony sneakers

*fossil watch

*bike chain bracelet

*chain necklace

*gillette deoderant

*chain wallet (with no money in it)

:D

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My cousins big shirt I slept in. low rider jeans. soem weird brand. I actually did something to my hair. curled it. oooh. cherry earrings.

 

later:

black shirt most likely

black belt

jeans

black reeboks or converse.

watch. yeah it's black too.

earrings.

backpack.

socks.black.

strawberry champagne lotion.

p.s. listening to hybrid moments.drinking water.

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black surf shorts

habitat tee shirt

hangover....:yuck:

 

"woke up, got up, near 11 o'clock.

Butt naked except i was wearin my socks.

Thats cool cause most the time this floor is cold.

Stand up and stretch, look around this mess.

 

My place has been a cave since she left me.

Make my way to the kitchen start the coffee.

Then dip to the bathroom, begin the triple S and wash the previous evening off me"

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i look crazy...im at work wearing..

pajama pants that my friend gave me to wear last night when i crashed

i have my skirt i wore last night over those pants... (the pants are nice cuzi can sit comfortably)

a black shirt

and some weird shoes.

 

i feel retarded, the most serious hang over ive ever had.

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Originally posted by dELiSs

My cousins big shirt I slept in. low rider jeans. soem weird brand. I actually did something to my hair. curled it. oooh. cherry earrings.

 

later:

black shirt most likely

black belt

jeans

black reeboks or converse.

watch. yeah it's black too.

earrings.

backpack.

socks.black.

strawberry champagne lotion.

p.s. listening to hybrid moments.drinking water.

 

i take it you appreciate the feeling of going commando?

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Hey it's the only way to go. Don't you feel free . like a bird. well i am gonna wear a bra but it's black like everything else so i just left that out.

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-Sky blue Budweiser Beach Patrol t-shirt. Complete with holes.

-Black adidas shorts with a gigantic hole in the ass.

-Boxers worn for the past three days.

-Dirty white socks to complete the ensemble.

 

The ladiezz fucking love me.

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Originally posted by Krook

Black Roca Wear Jeans

 

White Ecko Shirt

 

Phat Farm Classic Lows

 

and an Ecko hat

 

gay gay gay,

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Originally posted by DorkstaR

 

thrift store red shirt that says "mohawk elementary choir"

 

nice. i want to start a funny thrift shop clothing thread.

right now ive got on khaki shorts and a red thrift shirt that says "Vietnam Vets 17th Annual Feather River Run"

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