javier yardbirds Posted July 13, 2001 Share Posted July 13, 2001 if you don't have one, you betta ask somebody. this counts for girls too. and while i'm on the topic get rid of your handshake if its that fuckin "i just got out of the gym and i have the most powerful forearms in the world" type shit. word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepOnIt Posted July 13, 2001 Share Posted July 13, 2001 true...i give the proper shake to all i meet, and the ladies get a different kind of shake, the kind where you hold their hand up and hold the fingers...you know? like you were about to kiss it? i dont go that far though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 13, 2001 Share Posted July 13, 2001 i always give a pound, gotta keep it gangster....yeah, i hate really strong handshakes, its very...uuhhh...frat ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. Slugworth Posted July 13, 2001 Share Posted July 13, 2001 hand shake...bumpy knuckles...and then the shaka.... ------------------ go go GODZILLA..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted July 13, 2001 Share Posted July 13, 2001 yeah, I hear some chicks dont like to be given a loose, sissy handshake. Like you were treating them weak or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MASk! Posted July 13, 2001 Share Posted July 13, 2001 i hate when you go for the pound but theyre looking for the shake so you switch to the shake but at the same time thay go to the pound Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trend Posted July 13, 2001 Share Posted July 13, 2001 Originally posted by MASk!: i hate when you go for the pound but theyre looking for the shake so you switch to the shake but at the same time thay go to the pound hahahaa, i definitely smell you on that one... ... that shit sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harpo Marx Posted July 13, 2001 Share Posted July 13, 2001 I guess it's sorta like the golden rule.. shake the way you'd like the shaken... haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie dundar Posted July 13, 2001 Share Posted July 13, 2001 ................................LIKE MY GRANDFATHER... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
javier yardbirds Posted July 16, 2001 Author Share Posted July 16, 2001 lets cook it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 I think I have the proper handshake..but when a girl has an extremely firm handshkae it scares me..but she has to put a bit of a grip into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jades_blue Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 Originally posted by MASk!: i hate when you go for the pound but theyre looking for the shake so you switch to the shake but at the same time thay go to the pound that has happened on way too many occasions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 gotta have the gorilla grip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 007 Posted July 16, 2001 Share Posted July 16, 2001 hahaha here goes the name drop parade.... -nime.......limp wrist parade fag wuss shake. -jerm.......never touched his scum-infested claws. -jews.......manly shake. -jolt.......hip-hop be-bop fist slap shit. -mukis......manly shake. -sneiz......never shook. -chue.......never shook. i bet its hiphop be bop shit though. -uzee.......overly-manly nazi shake. -east.......grandpa-like manly shake. -emit.......shady shit. -rapes......overly-manly "i'll-kill-you" shit. -dalek......propper shake. -mber.......scary (just nodded head) -pose.......hiphop bebop shit. -alter......see above. -chachi.....shady quiet shit. -dreos......limp bizkit slap. -medz.......self explanitory. -metroe.....quiet slap box shit. -zroe.......never shook. -army.......never shook. -remio......probably gives gay ass hugs. -jher.......hiphop bebop shit. -peak9......see above. -roy2.......never shook. -habit......hiphop bebop shit. -darel......see above. -ruen.......see above. -lewis......never shook. never will. -sylo.......hiphop bebop shit. -daze.......tried to wrestle. -elk........manly shake. -apes.......hiphop bebop shit. -clear......manly shake. -ansiq......hiphop bebop shit. and to the rest of you not mentioned...if you ever shake my hand do it propperly...i will remember. and as for me...i give the propper wallstreet john travolta shake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 HAHHAHAHAHAHHA, oh man, a million bumps for the 007 handshake list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest K[O]MEGA Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 i was tOld once that when you shake another guys hand you try to put your hand on top..of his..while shaking it..means liek whos in control..i tried it to my ex-g.f;s dad once..but he was stronger "shrugz" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chizm Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 a firm handshake is more sincere than a stupid holding-the-fingers-like-you're-about-to-kiss-it. i've only ever gotten handshakes like that from complete flakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoB Hope ONER Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 ..hmm i usually wave. ..say howdy... shit.. all you dirty fuckers never wash your grubby hands.. why the fuck would i want to shake em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retard warfare Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 (((((((((())))))))))) SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYWDWDWDWD: ::::::::::::::::::::::: PPPPPPPPPPpppppppPPPPPPP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 hey godzilla what do yo uno about the shaka? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 007 Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 Originally posted by suburbian bum: HAHHAHAHAHAHHA, oh man, a million bumps for the 007 handshake list. haha add koze and preach to the hiphop be bop shit list haha those gangstas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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