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javier yardbirds

A FIRM HANDSHAKE.

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if you don't have one, you betta ask somebody. this counts for girls too.

 

and while i'm on the topic get rid of your handshake if its that fuckin "i just got out of the gym and i have the most powerful forearms in the world" type shit.

 

word.

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true...i give the proper shake to all i meet, and the ladies get a different kind of shake, the kind where you hold their hand up and hold the fingers...you know? like you were about to kiss it? i dont go that far though...

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i always give a pound, gotta keep it gangster....yeah, i hate really strong handshakes, its very...uuhhh...frat

 

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brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...

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yeah, I hear some chicks dont like to be given a loose, sissy handshake. Like you were treating them weak or something.

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i hate when you go for the pound but theyre looking for the shake so you switch to the shake but at the same time thay go to the pound

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Originally posted by MASk!:

i hate when you go for the pound but theyre looking for the shake so you switch to the shake but at the same time thay go to the pound

 

hahahaa, i definitely smell you on that one... ... that shit sucks.

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I think I have the proper handshake..but when a girl has an extremely firm handshkae it scares me..but she has to put a bit of a grip into it.

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Originally posted by MASk!:

i hate when you go for the pound but theyre looking for the shake so you switch to the shake but at the same time thay go to the pound

 

that has happened on way too many occasions.

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Guest 007

hahaha here goes the name drop parade....

 

 

-nime.......limp wrist parade fag wuss shake.

-jerm.......never touched his scum-infested claws.

-jews.......manly shake.

-jolt.......hip-hop be-bop fist slap shit.

-mukis......manly shake.

-sneiz......never shook.

-chue.......never shook. i bet its hiphop be bop shit though.

-uzee.......overly-manly nazi shake.

-east.......grandpa-like manly shake.

-emit.......shady shit.

-rapes......overly-manly "i'll-kill-you" shit.

-dalek......propper shake.

-mber.......scary (just nodded head)

-pose.......hiphop bebop shit.

-alter......see above.

-chachi.....shady quiet shit.

-dreos......limp bizkit slap.

-medz.......self explanitory.

-metroe.....quiet slap box shit.

-zroe.......never shook.

-army.......never shook.

-remio......probably gives gay ass hugs.

-jher.......hiphop bebop shit.

-peak9......see above.

-roy2.......never shook.

-habit......hiphop bebop shit.

-darel......see above.

-ruen.......see above.

-lewis......never shook. never will.

-sylo.......hiphop bebop shit.

-daze.......tried to wrestle.

-elk........manly shake.

-apes.......hiphop bebop shit.

-clear......manly shake.

-ansiq......hiphop bebop shit.

 

 

and to the rest of you not mentioned...if you ever shake my hand do it propperly...i will remember.

 

and as for me...i give the propper wallstreet

john travolta shake.

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Guest K[O]MEGA

i was tOld once that when you shake another guys hand you try to put your hand on top..of his..while shaking it..means liek whos in control..i tried it to my ex-g.f;s dad once..but he was stronger "shrugz"

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a firm handshake is more sincere than a stupid holding-the-fingers-like-you're-about-to-kiss-it. i've only ever gotten handshakes like that from complete flakes.

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..hmm i usually wave.

..say howdy...

 

shit.. all you dirty fuckers never wash your grubby hands.. why the fuck would i want to shake em.

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Guest platapie

hey godzilla what do yo uno about the shaka?

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Originally posted by suburbian bum:

HAHHAHAHAHAHHA, oh man, a million bumps for the 007 handshake list.

 

haha add koze and preach to the hiphop be bop shit list haha those gangstas.

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