Kettiecat 0 Posted April 3, 2003 I hate when it is late and I have no one to talk to. Damn my stupid ass for dating my best friend. They need to sell people who will lie in your bed and listen to you talk at night till you're tired and fall asleep. Thats all I have to say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RAGSOE 1 Posted April 3, 2003 hi. i see your bed is broken. let's see what we can do about that.............. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kettiecat 0 Posted April 3, 2003 oh and my hamster died...and he is now rotting outside my house in a rain soaked cage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kettiecat 0 Posted April 3, 2003 Originally posted by ragsoe505 hi. i see your bed is broken. let's see what we can do about that.............. my bed is not broken its just empty Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Smart 178 Posted April 3, 2003 I know you only say this stuff to torture me... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RAGSOE 1 Posted April 3, 2003 Originally posted by Kettiecat my bed is not broken its just empty that's what i'm saying, i'll fix that............... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trampled 0 Posted April 3, 2003 Papa Boner is here to listen.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alure 17 Posted April 3, 2003 oh darlin..i'd be happy to put you out of your misery ;] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kettiecat 0 Posted April 3, 2003 :idea: I'm a brite one here yeah...... i'll trade sex for a bed buddy....lol.....JK.....but really.....its a nice bed..... edit*** Ekkk yo! theres some crazy ass noise coming from the side of my house.....fuck that bed buddy....anyone got a bat.....:shook: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BIGMETALCIRCUS Posted April 3, 2003 funny my bed is empty now too? cept for the cat with the infected eye. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
atrocks 0 Posted April 3, 2003 Originally posted by Kettiecat oh and my hamster died...and he is now rotting outside my house in a rain soaked cage. u are a horrible horrible person...... but uh...was yer whole point to get a thread with a bunch of dudes telling you how they wanna stick it to u?....cus if it waaaas.....(shaking fist like homer) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest uncle-boy Posted April 3, 2003 Originally posted by Kettiecat anyone got a bat.....:shook: i got a fish club, and im a toasty 90 degrees. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ferris Bueller 71 Posted April 3, 2003 fish clubs are badass... how about an antique oak night stick..shit's hard as a rock..so is my.. cold beds ain't fun...especially when you wake up cold in one.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest uncle-boy Posted April 3, 2003 i cracked myself in the knee before with oak nunchucks. hurt like a mutha.:( Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trampled 0 Posted April 3, 2003 I got hit in the shins with a frozen hockey puck. Hurt like a mutha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest uncle-boy Posted April 3, 2003 my condolences to your shinner oner. ps. your name and signature are making me :lol: .....but keep in mind, i am drunk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Born Loser 0 Posted April 3, 2003 crank the heat up Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boring Bastard 1 Posted April 3, 2003 Originally posted by Kettiecat oh and my hamster died...and he is now rotting outside my house in a rain soaked cage. Aren't you the same girl who used to climb onto her roof from her bedroom to pee? You piss on roofs and leave dead hamsters in cages outside? If you didn't have such a sweet looking vag I'd say that you're really fucked up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest uncle-boy Posted April 3, 2003 not to mention she showed all of us her bean. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trampled 0 Posted April 3, 2003 Bean! Bean! We need more bean! That is all. Bean... Now. Please? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
timeago 0 Posted April 3, 2003 http://johnnydeppfan.com/21js/teenpost.jpg'> lets get this started. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest krie Posted April 3, 2003 fart in it, itll warm it up :D Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Al Green 1 Posted April 3, 2003 Originally posted by krie fart in it, itll warm it up :D this technique is called a 'dutch oven' the chinese invented it around the same time as fireworks, watertorture, rice, chopsticks, pasta and wontons. this is the best suggestion yet. i rarely see my own bed anymore. im rarely home.. i feel like ive been drugged ( in the not so good way) take some melatonin.. (not melanin) and a glass of milk..(for extra melatonin.. or turkey)... light some lavender incense and meditate. -bobbylon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Step8 11 Posted April 3, 2003 Originally posted by mr_president ummmmmmm get a dildo and name it teaser... and let it sleep with and in ya... :lol: the best suggestion yet. If you want someone in your bed, go out to a bar, pick a guy up, suck his dick, and promise him anal sex in the morning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
