Kettiecat Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 I hate when it is late and I have no one to talk to. Damn my stupid ass for dating my best friend. They need to sell people who will lie in your bed and listen to you talk at night till you're tired and fall asleep. Thats all I have to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 hi. i see your bed is broken. let's see what we can do about that.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettiecat Posted April 3, 2003 Author Share Posted April 3, 2003 oh and my hamster died...and he is now rotting outside my house in a rain soaked cage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettiecat Posted April 3, 2003 Author Share Posted April 3, 2003 Originally posted by ragsoe505 hi. i see your bed is broken. let's see what we can do about that.............. my bed is not broken its just empty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 I know you only say this stuff to torture me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 Originally posted by Kettiecat my bed is not broken its just empty that's what i'm saying, i'll fix that............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trampled Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 Papa Boner is here to listen.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 oh darlin..i'd be happy to put you out of your misery ;] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettiecat Posted April 3, 2003 Author Share Posted April 3, 2003 :idea: I'm a brite one here yeah...... i'll trade sex for a bed buddy....lol.....JK.....but really.....its a nice bed..... edit*** Ekkk yo! theres some crazy ass noise coming from the side of my house.....fuck that bed buddy....anyone got a bat.....:shook: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BIGMETALCIRCUS Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 funny my bed is empty now too? cept for the cat with the infected eye. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 Originally posted by Kettiecat oh and my hamster died...and he is now rotting outside my house in a rain soaked cage. u are a horrible horrible person...... but uh...was yer whole point to get a thread with a bunch of dudes telling you how they wanna stick it to u?....cus if it waaaas.....(shaking fist like homer) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 Originally posted by Kettiecat anyone got a bat.....:shook: i got a fish club, and im a toasty 90 degrees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 fish clubs are badass... how about an antique oak night stick..shit's hard as a rock..so is my.. cold beds ain't fun...especially when you wake up cold in one.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ikueism Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 rectum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 i cracked myself in the knee before with oak nunchucks. hurt like a mutha.:( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trampled Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 I got hit in the shins with a frozen hockey puck. Hurt like a mutha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 my condolences to your shinner oner. ps. your name and signature are making me :lol: .....but keep in mind, i am drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 crank the heat up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boring Bastard Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 Originally posted by Kettiecat oh and my hamster died...and he is now rotting outside my house in a rain soaked cage. Aren't you the same girl who used to climb onto her roof from her bedroom to pee? You piss on roofs and leave dead hamsters in cages outside? If you didn't have such a sweet looking vag I'd say that you're really fucked up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 not to mention she showed all of us her bean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trampled Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 Bean! Bean! We need more bean! That is all. Bean... Now. Please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeago Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 http://johnnydeppfan.com/21js/teenpost.jpg'> lets get this started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 fart in it, itll warm it up :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 Originally posted by krie fart in it, itll warm it up :D this technique is called a 'dutch oven' the chinese invented it around the same time as fireworks, watertorture, rice, chopsticks, pasta and wontons. this is the best suggestion yet. i rarely see my own bed anymore. im rarely home.. i feel like ive been drugged ( in the not so good way) take some melatonin.. (not melanin) and a glass of milk..(for extra melatonin.. or turkey)... light some lavender incense and meditate. -bobbylon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Step8 Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 Originally posted by mr_president ummmmmmm get a dildo and name it teaser... and let it sleep with and in ya... :lol: the best suggestion yet. If you want someone in your bed, go out to a bar, pick a guy up, suck his dick, and promise him anal sex in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dork Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 Originally posted by YG Blood crank the heat up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 urinate in it, then just ly down in it :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 your bed is cold? well its a good thing i got gas. i know somebody that uses "your bean shot" as thier aim icon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 http://newcamp.net/hector/images/12oz/peanut.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kettiecat Posted April 3, 2003 Author Share Posted April 3, 2003 i slept with the cat....although the little fucker is a bed hog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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