Boring Bastard Posted April 3, 2003 Share Posted April 3, 2003 Roommates fucking suck! That's a universal rule! They're all homosex bastards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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painthuffer Posted April 3, 2003 Author Share Posted April 3, 2003 1:14 am...i want to sleep, wish he would get the fuck off the phone already so i can catch some sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
painthuffer Posted April 5, 2003 Author Share Posted April 5, 2003 yesterday, me and my two friends went up to my room to take some bong rips. We go up to my room, the door is wide open, roommate is asleep with a movie playing VERY loudly from his computer. We close the door and proceed to take some bong rips. After a few minutes, we turn down his godforsaken movie and just sit there smoking. It's 7:00 pm. Then he gets up, and looks kinda pissed and goes to into the hallway to the bathroom. We are like wtf is his problem? He comes in and sits on his bed and starts bitching at us for waking him up. It's fuckin 7 oclock. I think it was all the smoke that woke him up. But he's never complained about smoking before unless his chick was there. Now there is this tension between us. He doesn't even talk now. Just sits around in his bad mood or tries not to be in the room at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted April 5, 2003 Share Posted April 5, 2003 Yeah roomates suck. i guess alure's roomate is the exception to the rule. At least in the civilian world you can get roomates who are somewhat compatible. You wouldn't believe some of the shitbags they stick you with in the army. I'm talking roomates that fuck your whole life up forever! Prison is better than the army. At least in prison you can stab your roomate with a sharpened toothbrush. No in the army they want thier soldiers dying on the battlefield rather than in garrison. I wish they would hurry up and die. I'm serious this is fucking my life up. Whatever. I'm just keeping my eyes on that underground bunker and mobile ops center I'm working towards. It's what keeps me together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TEEHEEHEE Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 ^^^^ "oh my god i think i have a dorito stuck to my neck" "nearly got it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 MYJAIL ROOMMATES ok here was my worst roommate experience. It was about a year and a half ago. I had around 200 roommates in jail. Some of them were really cool and some of them were straight fags. I had 5 bunkies in a 4 bunk cell due to over crowding. One of them was named frye. He was going to prison for the next 120 years. He did some crazy crime spree shit that went across 5 counties and everyone is getti a piece of his ass. He has an article written about him in some playboy magazine. He tought me how to make my own alcohol and other usefull shit. On the other hand i had a CI in my cell. He pitched the bitch on a repeat violater for felony drug charges and was only there for a month. He must have told on everybody he fuckin ever heard of. He was there for less time than i was there for posession of alcohol by a minor. Then at the end of my block on the second tier was a child molester. He was mad crazy. He was always drawing pictures of fire trucks when he wasn't busy washing my socks and shit. We really beat the shit out of him on the regular. Then there was this other guy. He tought me everything i needed to know about cheating at cards. What a sneaky little dude. Then there was this fat kid that came in one day who had green hair. What a fckin idiot. He looked like a big fat carrot. He wasnt too smart and we hustled him outta his meals for a week straight in card games. Boy i bet he was hungry. The best thing about my stay was that i never ran out of commissary cuz id draw people all types of pictures and graffiti. The greatest thing i learned how to do was cookramen noodles with a phone book. Good times. Now that i think about it i got more accomplished in jail than i have in the past year and a half....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted April 6, 2003 Share Posted April 6, 2003 Straight up. The same people you meet in jail are the same you meet in the military, except in the military they are heavily armed and have the law on thier side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 oh look, it's another roommate thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Room mate threads rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 page two !! holeeeee sheeeett Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 my fucking roommates sucks.. I am subletting from my boy until mid october and then moving into a room at the end of the month when someone moves out.. or thats what was supposed to happen.. Ive been living here just over a month and I am about ready to kill my roommates.. So I am the only person who cleans up after themselves. I had my roommate actually tell me and this other kid who is staying here temporarily that part of us staying here is that we have to clean the house and do all the dishes and clean up after her and the other chick who are here.. So this morning I wake up and there is some fucking hipster faggot sitting in the living room who is moving in.. his stuff is all over the place.. I guess he was told that it is fine that he lives here in the living room.. without any of the other roommates being told.. I am seriously gonna kill this fucking bitch if he gets on my nerves once.. and I am about ready to kill the fat bitch that let him stay since she managed to use every dish in the house and left them dirty in the sink last night... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
____ Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 The only cool thing is he has this full size tigger costume that is fun to be drunk in. Oh yeah and a printer... Wuddup dunny?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Ay Spectr whatsup with your roommates dude? I remember not too long ago you were just getting away from some crazy hoe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 I had my roommate actually tell me and this other kid who is staying here temporarily that part of us staying here is that we have to clean the house and do all the dishes and clean up after her and the other chick who are here.. right here is where you shouldve kicked her in the throat & used his hair to mop up the blood she wouldve been coughing up cant believe someone would say that to a person they have to see everyday/live with, thats some obnoxious shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 right here is where you shouldve kicked him in the throat & used his hair to mop up the blood he wouldve been coughing up cant believe someone would say that to a person they have to see everyday/live with, thats some obnoxious shit Nah i've decided that I am just going to split as soon as i find another spot or my friends get back from burning man and one of them lets me stay on the couch... fuck this spot.. it sucks to have to ditch out on my boy while he is out of country and make them have to pay the rent.. but i'm not down with living with people who expect their roommates to clean up after them and people who just move on of their boys into the living room.. without even mentioning it to any of the other roommates.. seriously this dudes entire life is strewn across the living room in bags.. and he is some complete hipster faggot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 real talk/fuck those people/protect ya neck if you dont get a justifiable chance to flip out on the hipster, take satisfaction in the fact that his life will be just as miserable as yours was living there, at the least sound like a gang of cunts anyway, steal as much shit as you can before you jet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Re: MYJAIL ROOMMATES ok here was my worst roommate experience. It was about a year and a half ago. I had around 200 roommates in jail. Some of them were really cool and some of them were straight fags. I had 5 bunkies in a 4 bunk cell due to over crowding. One of them was named frye. He was going to prison for the next 120 years. He did some crazy crime spree shit that went across 5 counties and everyone is getti a piece of his ass. He has an article written about him in some playboy magazine. He tought me how to make my own alcohol and other usefull shit. On the other hand i had a CI in my cell. He pitched the bitch on a repeat violater for felony drug charges and was only there for a month. He must have told on everybody he fuckin ever heard of. He was there for less time than i was there for posession of alcohol by a minor. Then at the end of my block on the second tier was a child molester. He was mad crazy. He was always drawing pictures of fire trucks when he wasn't busy washing my socks and shit. We really beat the shit out of him on the regular. Then there was this other guy. He tought me everything i needed to know about cheating at cards. What a sneaky little dude. Then there was this fat kid that came in one day who had green hair. What a fckin idiot. He looked like a big fat carrot. He wasnt too smart and we hustled him outta his meals for a week straight in card games. Boy i bet he was hungry. The best thing about my stay was that i never ran out of commissary cuz id draw people all types of pictures and graffiti. The greatest thing i learned how to do was cookramen noodles with a phone book. Good times. Now that i think about it i got more accomplished in jail than i have in the past year and a half....... :lol: My roommate in prison was cool...hooked me up with mad books and snacks, and all he wanted me to do was help his dumbass write letters. He was a good dude, I dropped some money on his books when I got out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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