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I got paired up with a random roommate for my first semester of college. He's a fuckin freak. He's from Palau and he has never threatened me or anything but he is filthy. Every month or so he gets nosebleeds and he dates the blood soiled napkins he uses to wipe his nose with and hangs em on his wall like its art or something. He has a calendar of pictures of dog shit. He keeps his clothes in this big ass trash bag. I dont know if thats his hamper or his fucking closet. The only cool thing is he has this full size tigger costume that is fun to be drunk in. Oh yeah and a printer...

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u should take all that shit and when he finds out it's gone tell him he'll get used to it and then when he's crying about it tell him APRIL FOOLS:rolleyes:

 

:lol:

 

actually u should ask him the reasons y he keeps all that shit and y he keeps all his clothes in a trashbag;)

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hahaha....micronesians. I remember my High School was suddenly invaded by them. They liked to pick fights and this one time some hawaiian kid was gonna fight one of them and the micronesians friend grabbed one of those big cement hollow bricks and threw it at the hawaiian kid. This one big fucken micronesian who rode my bus, his name was Edmes or some shit, seemed like the first english they taught him was "what fucka, like scrap." Pugnacious oner

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ha ha when i get some time,i'll tell yall about the worst possible roomate,frank feely...what a loser that guy was...

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my brothers roomate is 16 and doesnt take showers. his parents made him think he was extra smart enough for college, but apparently his not. and he lacks any kind of social skills. id probably stab him. lucky for the kid, my brother is adopted and lacks my sense of humor. the kids a douche. a super douche.

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Originally posted by painthuffer

Every month or so he gets nosebleeds and he dates the blood soiled napkins he uses to wipe his nose with and hangs em on his wall like its art or something

 

when i first read that shit, i thought you meant DATE like, took them to clubs and to movies and kissed them and shit. hahahaha. then after i posted i glanced at it again and understood you meant date as in the day month year. hahaha. much funnier the first way i thought of it.

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Guest KING BLING
Originally posted by mr_president

...he is a japanese kid from japan

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I have 2 roommates one is a good friend and the other is a fucking tool, we both cant stand the guy...I would go into details but it would take all fucking day....

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Guest krie

i dont have room mates, i have family. even worse :(

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Guest blame

you gotta take the bad with the good

 

i had these roomates who were awesome when i was in michigan but sometimes they would just leave dirty dishes in the sink! iam thinking man who the hells meant to wash these, i hope your coming back for them then i would asks the cunts nicely like are you gonna wash your dishes and they would be like "ahhhhh those arnt my dishes" id be like aaaaghhhhhhhrrrr!!!!, he must think iam stupid

 

then the guy kicked up about me sprinkling a little water like 20 mls max (which i dried up mind you)

 

this one guy man would never buy any toothpaste, or deodorant or anything he would just use this other guys, then the guy went away to see family for 5 days in this 5 days the cunt dint use deoderant or brush his teeth first i thought he was stingy and it was the money

 

but he would buy second hand youth of today and agnostic front etc etc tshirts form ebay all day like he would spend $100s of dollars

 

but for the most part living with these guuys was awesome.

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the cops are always on me to provide alibis or reasons for their disappearance... sheesh...

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Guest NoamChomsky

but he'd always be hogging the computer from you...

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Originally posted by mr_president

any type of fine chick he's brought over eventually winded up with me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

hahaha...."winded up" aaaaahahahahahahahhaa

knucklehead

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i guess it suck to live with a paluan, but i think he's punk rock

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Guest willy.wonka

one of my roommates complained about me eating too fast during a house meeting.

i rest me case

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Guest willy.wonka

ahhhh shit!! i see CHUUK!!!

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Originally posted by willy.wonka

ahhhh shit!! i see CHUUK!!!

 

hahaha...those potheads...:smiles:

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Originally posted by painthuffer

I got paired up with a random roommate for my first semester of college. He's a fuckin freak. He's from Palau and he has never threatened me or anything but he is filthy. Every month or so he gets nosebleeds and he dates the blood soiled napkins he uses to wipe his nose with and hangs em on his wall like its art or something. He has a calendar of pictures of dog shit. He keeps his clothes in this big ass trash bag. I dont know if thats his hamper or his fucking closet. The only cool thing is he has this full size tigger costume that is fun to be drunk in. Oh yeah and a printer...

 

haha i can just laugh

 

 

 

 

i lived with 2 stupid fucking bitches..one was a plain out stalker..always stalking an ex bestfriend that was a guy..bitch was crazy..and her friend stalked with her.. and the other girl *gag* she was so nasty..i couldnt handle it... she had a huge mole on her face and it started bleeding all the time she got it all over her pillows so all her pillows had blood all over them and then the bitch had stinkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ass feet.. omg... it was so nasty... i used to clown on her all the time.. it was so bad one time i woke up and she had taken my shoes!! i freaked out.. and was so pissed off, me and my friends were leaving the apt complex and they were pulling in.. that i fucking ran out of the car and told the bitch to fucking give me back my shoes and to never ever ever wear my shoes again cause her feet were reeking..ugh.

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Guest willy.wonka

hahahaha..my room mate's farts would wake the whole house up.

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a bleeding mole? hahaha that is fucked up. does anyone ever have porblems with their roommates girlfriend/boyfriend? I cant stand my roommates girlfriend. Everytime they get in a fight, since I live in one big room, they argue kinda whispering but it just ends up sounding like they are both whining. Makes me want to hurt someone. And now I cant smoke weed in my room when shes here because she gets paranoid like were gonna get busted or shes gonna get high from the second hand.

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