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Not really embarrasing but today while walking to my car I felt sick and started puking on the sidewalk next to a church, needless to say the lady walking her dog had a priceless look on her face and I waved like it wasn't shit and got in my car.....

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So what you're saying is you haven't gone through puberty then.

 

So what you're saying is that your a slimy cunt who cant even imagine not leaking putrid juices from every pore after the most minimal activity you fat fuck.

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nah, im 26. all im saying is that i dont stink up so easy.

 

 

So what you're saying is that your a slimy cunt who cant even imagine not leaking putrid juices from every pore after the most minimal activity you fat fuck.

 

It's funny that you answered this, like a 26 year old would, and just laugh it off, as it's a joke, then you come back, perhaps drunk, and give me some pre-pubencent twelve year old remark about me being fat. You get drunk and forget how to be an adult?

 

I could also not shower for a few days (a week is pushing it) if I were to not do normal things a man does, like have sex, do physical exercise, work for a living and odd jobs around the house, which include physically demanding things sometimes. If I were a prepubescent ten year old as you're second reply leads me to believe I can see sitting in your parents basement in the cooler part of the house, not having any responsibilities, and the biggest sweat you work up is from going upstairs to get some Mountain Dew Code Red in between WOW.

 

Fuck off with the immaturity. Shit bothers me more than anything.

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Just because he lives in his mom's basement, it doesn't necessarily mean he's a pre pube teenager, okayy guys? For all we know he might have this awesome rock band with his friends and they could record super cool songs about their steady, non-existent love lives. I bet he's even nice enough to let his wildly charming friend Brian write all the seductive lyrics that the ladies fiend for. Ps. Happy hour started at noon. Cheers u stinky fucks. I'm havin a couple a drinks for that nasty mafck Brian. Here's to you, br0

 

Edit: never found Brian's eternal rock4u stone todayy when I attempted the grind. I was pretty choked about it

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Why the fuck would anyone not shower for a week in the first place,

then be stupid enough to think they don't stink.

 

hygiene nigga,

get some.

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Obviously since he doesn't notice his own smell, no one does.

 

God, people on 12oz are like so in the Twilight Zone about these simple facts.

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Walking around with a weeks worth of shit in his ass, feeling fresh as a field of flowers.

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i dunno...i been on both, and i love fucking acid...but i been in some weird situations, and all i ever did was laugh and touch shit

 

yea

for some reasons i get anxiety with boomers, but everytime i drop acid i just laugh my ass off and listen to music

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Go green. Do you use your hand to wipe your ass too? And then just wipe your hand in the grass to save on water from washing your hands.

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He spent four hours at the base waiting for her to show up today. He says next weekend they're going cave building to sleep out in. If it happens I might follow their tracks out and throw a snow boulder on the roof in the middle of the night. IF it happens.

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Please... more pics of strange habits of the weird guy like him standing in front of the tv for an hour. Classic. And pics of the girl would be hilarious.

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i had to take the GED test recently and one of the guidelines was that your not at all allowed to leave the room under any circumstances once the test has begun.that day i had a large breakfast that consisted of 3 hard boiled eggs,4 saugage links,chocolate milk and coffee so that i could stay awake long enough to complete the test(i didnt sleep well the night before)...this proved to be a horrible combination on test day because i spent 3 hours sittting in a room that was dead quiet trying to hold back an onslaught of massive egg farts,which we all know are some of the stinkiest,not to mention the coffee was giving me some horrid stomach problems.my stomach was churning and making all these horrible sounds.finally i got tired of holdeing it in and tried to sneak a fart,unfortunately i was unable to.the 2 hours or so of holding back countless farts had built up to the point that when i let one rip they all shot out at once making this horrible prolonged fart.atleast 5 seconds long.as you might have guessed this caused quite alot of long horrified stares in my direction.wats worse is that the room we were testing in was quite small so the fart lingered in the room and traveled to all corners.so for about half an hour everyone at the ged testing had to sit and enjoy the god awful smell of my bowels.it was suuuuuper embarrassing but who gives a fuck because every one in their were fat losers who had no future anyways so fuck what they think...

 

 

my story

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sit and enjoy the god awful smell of my bowels.it was suuuuuper embarrassing but who gives a fuck because every one in their were fat losers who had no future anyways so fuck what they think...

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Every year during exams I'd always have that happen to me or to someone around me. But I generally to the who gives a fuck approach and would make them last as long as possible. But our exams would be in three hundred plus people with the same no leaving rules so ten or fifteen mega farts would happen every exam from somewhere in the crowd. Farts still make me giggle.

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Why the fuck would anyone not shower for a week in the first place

 

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Oh shit, just look at all these losers hanging to talk shit to a guy they've never met hoping to impress some other guys they've never met.Yeah i own at COD, i also go to school, ride 3 hours a day and paint most nights.I stay fit as fuck, and since i quit smoking, drinking, eating bad food and all that bad stuff i fucking smell like roses.You guys just stink because your all fat fucks slurpin down burgers.I'll leave it at that ladies,have a good one.

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Oh shit, just look at all these losers hanging to talk shit to a guy they've never met hoping to impress some other guys they've never met.Yeah i own at COD, i also go to school, ride 3 hours a day and paint most nights.I stay fit as fuck, and since i quit smoking, drinking, eating bad food and all that bad stuff i fucking smell like roses.You guys just stink because your all fat fucks slurpin down burgers.I'll leave it at that ladies,have a good one.

 

I've never smoked, haven't had a drink in six years, and have a physically laborious job with 12 hour shifts. I'm not fat, and will eat healthy shit most days. Despite me having the same argument as you, I will smell horrid after a week of not showering. You're exactly like the mother fucker I live with. we drove a groomer down the hill the other day, and he jumped in with us. and we had to make him get out. He didn't understand why. The same as you don't understand proper hygiene. I said fuck off with your immaturity if you've really lived 26 years. Grow the fuck up.

 

also:

 

you tag bro?

 

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