penmanship Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 haha. the guy leaves his cell phone in the window sill, saying that's the only place he gets reception when he's on rogers, like me, and i get it everywhere in the cabin and most places on hill. so i'll probably be able to just turn bluetooth on his phone and pair it with my laptop or iphone when he's watching tv, since he doesn't look up from it for anything. We all went to the bar the other night for a start of season party, and he said he couldn't go because he was waiting for a call. MUCH LIKE IN HIS SONG. and I was like dude, that's a cell phone, you can take it with you, and he was like, yeah but this is the only place I get reception. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRANNYHANDJOBSONER Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 prawps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 guy reminds me of a poorer gil from the simpsons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 one time i got caught jerking off. AWESOME STORY. penmanship....sounds like these guys are a bunch of winners lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Damn this dude can't be this retarded. The cell phone reception bit had me lol-ing. Brian should get together with Drue Down's cousin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penmanship Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 hahaha. that's definitely a part of his personality, it's pretty much anyone miserable and pathetic. Also, he and another guy went to a seminar for snowmakers last year, and the other guy told me he wakes up and just sighs and screams fuck. and the last couple days I've been switching my sleep schedule to nights, so i'll be just about to go to bed when i can hear him upstairs screaming fuck every morning. like he wakes up, takes a moment to realize where he is and how his lifes turned out, and then screams in despair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penmanship Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 AWESOME STORY. penmanship....sounds like these guys are a bunch of winners lol ...this is just one guy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 oh man you guys are killing me over here... well lets see, what I rember. Once I was sleeping over my friends house, I was like 8. I use to piss my bed all the time till i was 10, because i just couldnt hold it in dammmit.. So yeah, I woke up at my friends house all wet, I said I drolled on my self.. and I went home back in the day, my cusin thought it was cool to piss all over his house. So this gave me the idea i could just piss in my house. so i use to pick this one spot.. and instead of going upstairs in the bathroom i would just piss there. and one day my friend came over, he was like can i use your bathroom... i have to piss.. im like just go over there... and then he reminded me about it the other day... yeah thats enuff.. too many pee pee stories... :lol: wtf man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 ohh, i thought the moms basment thing was his buddy....nice, this guy is killin it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRANNYHANDJOBSONER Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 yeah the basement dude is his band buddy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penmanship Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 oh yeah, sorry, that is the singer in his band. my bad. haha, there's too much for me to keep track of. He's my supervisor at work too, so I have to not be a complete dick to him, but it's too hard to not be. I've started a log book entitled the book of fuckery about the two supervisors who are dumb as shit, and only have the position for being here longer than me. It won't make much sense to you guys, but when it gets more than ten pages I might upload it, some stuff will make sense, but a lot of it just has to do with my job and technical parts of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 1 loser or a bunch of losers....whatever...still hilarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 I reversed into a pole two hours ago. Felt like such a female. People I don't know were watching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 How many of you know girls who eat hot pockets and smear shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 I reversed into a pole two hours ago. Felt like such a female. People I don't know were watching. I feel your pain man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 How many of you know girls who eat hot pockets and smear shit? :lol: :lol: :lol: must spread rep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wordyo Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 all these piss stories remind me of this kid snaged this gold of his fb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 damn this thread got me lol'ng < wish i can remember some embaressing stories..only thing i can think of is being in a deep sleep and being woken up in class in high school drooling all over the place and screaming WHERE AM I WHERE AM I?!????? while the whole class just stares at me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 USERS CURRENTLY VIEWING THIS THREAD: 4 (3 members and 1 guests) Inapporpriate_Responder , wordyo , Spitfire15 <----lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 She hiked the mountain regularly, and had gotten the nick name crazy legs due to her monstrous manly giant muscled legs. HAHAHA. also the standing watching tv is buggin me out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 I remember once I was walking on the sidewalk, and I was barely going to cross to the other side when this pickup truck came speeding by and for some unknown reason, I thought it clipped my arm. I grabbed my arm and started screaming like a little bitch. I ran home crying and telling my mom what happened. She just gave me a cold tortilla to eat so I wouldnt be scared anymore. I was like 7. Now that I look back on it, I feel stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 cold tortillas often have that same effect on me.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted November 17, 2010 Share Posted November 17, 2010 I reversed into a pole two hours ago. Felt like such a female. People I don't know were watching. GAYEST STATEMENT I'VE SEEN ON HERE IN A WHILE! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write Posted November 18, 2010 Share Posted November 18, 2010 HAHAHAHAH^^ wow big n-homo on that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penmanship Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 more shenanigans and creeperness in the afternoon, stay tuned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 one time i was shitting on some rotary intersection i forgot that i was also peeing and my pants were in the way, so i pissed all my pants and had to walk all the way home in freezing conditions. trying to be funny jeeej Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReackOne Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 One year ago, I used to play basketball for a local team, and I was in a practice session, and after the good old execrise and playing basketball game, the coach made us stretch and do a cool down execrise. So were doing this stretch execrise that made us do this: all of the sudden I just farted like crazy, it wasnt one of those, oops a little fart, it was like a thunder sound fart, it was kinda funny because the whole gym just echoed for like 5 seconds after it. Everybody was laughing and I was really embarrassed. Oh well. Here is my embarrassing story :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penmanship Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 So this weeks ridiculous shit comes from a creepier standpoint than ever before. This shit's like an awful drama movie. We got a good ten inches of snow over night three nights ago, and we're on night crew working 7pm to 7am. In the middle of the day (our night) the guy calls the day shift guys to ask if they know how to find someones address from their phone number. Obviously it's an easy thing to do but this guys an idiot who types three words a minute searching for the keys and then pushing it and looking at the screen every letter, so not the most computer savvy person. But apparently the chick hasn't told him where she lives (good call on her part) so he's been trying ti figure out how to find her address using her phone number. so yesterday he walks up the mountain in accumulated two or so feet of snow, to go to her house and wait for her. Her moms in the hospital with bone marrow cancer? or something like that, and it's moved to her brain so the chick hasn't been home, her moms in a hospital in Victoria I think. So he staked out her house all day for no reason. Why did he decide to reverse 411 her and get her address? because she hasn't called or texted him back in three days and he thought something might be wrong. I had a look on his phone and every one of her texts back to him were about hiking, and training, I think she thinks she's a trainer for him. haha. So he was worried something had happened to her because she wasn't responding. If you listen to his song again, you'll hear shit loads of stuff directly pertaining to how this relationship has been going. except now he's not "waiting patiently for the call" he's fucking staking out her home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penmanship Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 that's how much snow he trekked through at THE BOTTOM of the hill. at least triple at the top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted November 21, 2010 Share Posted November 21, 2010 last week i was djing my friend's bday party. my other friend showed up around 1 to take over. then i passed out on the couch til 7am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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