gasfacevictm Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 I don't understand people who freak out on drugs at all. Get a grip, you spazzes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorldBench Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 I don't understand people who freak out on drugs at all. Get a grip, you spazzes. Obviously youve never been on Shrooms or LCD, your environment controls how you think regardless of what people say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 i dunno...i been on both, and i love fucking acid...but i been in some weird situations, and all i ever did was laugh and touch shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 Obviously youve never been on Shrooms or LCD, your environment controls how you think regardless of what people say Dear amateur, I've eaten more shrooms than Super Mario and dropped more acid (LSD, not liquid crystal displays like you are talking about) than I care to try and count up. Not once did I act like a high school kid at his first kegger and piss all over a house or try and jump through a fourth floor window. My brain controls me. Not the party I'm at. Get ahold of yourself. Yours Truly, Not Butt Naked In a Parking Lot Oner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to gasfacevictm again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 LOL...Worldy got all butthurt and negged me. Mad, wild ass, bad tripper. HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA... Seriously, control yourself and stick to O'Doul's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anybody_wanna_peanut? Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 but dude....o'doul's has like .3% alcohol br0...i dont wanna get crazy and piss on all my shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 nevermind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted October 28, 2010 Share Posted October 28, 2010 gasface got 99 pralems but a drug ain't one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penmanship Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 here's the mother fucker. 6:00 - come upstairs to make some food, dudes standing in front of the tv like always 6:45 - Meals done, go downstairs to eat 7:15 - Come back up to wash my dishes didn't move for the entire time I was cooking/eating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 fuckin creep lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewis and Clark Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 hahah why doesnt the guy sit? and please more photos this is funny ass shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 That's fucking strange. I dunno, when I enter a room where everyone is sitting I remain standing the longest. Drives people nuts. I kinda see why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penmanship Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 We changed a bulb because the first two pictures were too dark. They're out of order but you get the idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 SO WAIT, YOU LIVE IN A LOG CABIN WITH THIS DUDE? I MISSED MOST OF THIS STORY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siks6siks Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 one time i got caught jerking off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penmanship Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Yeah. The old chalet. His rooms two stories above mine. Plenty if buffer. The kitchen and living room is the only shared accommodations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 oh man you guys are killing me over here... well lets see, what I rember. Once I was sleeping over my friends house, I was like 8. I use to piss my bed all the time till i was 10, because i just couldnt hold it in dammmit.. So yeah, I woke up at my friends house all wet, I said I drolled on my self.. and I went home back in the day, my cusin thought it was cool to piss all over his house. So this gave me the idea i could just piss in my house. so i use to pick this one spot.. and instead of going upstairs in the bathroom i would just piss there. and one day my friend came over, he was like can i use your bathroom... i have to piss.. im like just go over there... and then he reminded me about it the other day... yeah thats enuff.. too many pee pee stories... LOLWTFBBQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 prematurely shooting your wad is never not embarrassing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 i was at this party, hammered, and this skeezer who i had drunkenly banged once before pulls me over behind a A/C unit and rips my pants off. not gonna protest that, except that by the time i go to put my pants back on, i had realized my friend threw them on the roof of the house we were partying at. fuck yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted November 12, 2010 Share Posted November 12, 2010 Dear amateur, I've eaten more shrooms than Super Mario and dropped more acid (LSD, not liquid crystal displays like you are talking about) than I care to try and count up. Not once did I act like a high school kid at his first kegger and piss all over a house or try and jump through a fourth floor window. My brain controls me. Not the party I'm at. Get ahold of yourself. Yours Truly, Not Butt Naked In a Parking Lot Oner well this guy over here is super cool OBVIOUSLY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penmanship Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 So another update on the weirdest dumbest guy I've ever known. I forget what i've said about him as I'm sure most of you have so I'll reiterate anything pertaining to the situation The girl he's stalking is hardcore about hiking, Like has personal trainers and trains amateurs. The one and only time he's seen her (other than stalking) was when they went on a hike. Dudes 52, smokes at least a pack a day and coughs like theres flem oozing out of his throat at all times. She doesn't know he smokes, and told him she despises people who smoke. He's $20 000 in credit card debt, and has spent 300 on new hiking boots, 280 on winterized hiking boots, 300 on a -40 degree sleeping bag, and 100+ on some ice axe, all in the hopes of getting another date, it ending up a sleep out in snow cave, and climbing a frozen waterfall? He's also bought a new phone, with a qwerty keyboard, because he couldn't figure out how to text on a numeric keyboard. The phone coincidently has a camera, as all new phones do, which he's fucking blown away by. He's been taking pictures for her of retarded shit The first picture he sent was in a pile of snow, he wrote the letter A, then got a rock, painted it black with "4 U" on it, and the a C. her names Caroline. He's told her multiple times that he'd be her rock (her moms in the hospital with cancer) but she doesn't even know the guy, aside from a hike, which she's done with thousands of people, being a trainer. Another picture he sent was of his hat for some reason, and said she could have it, and it's his favourite hat ever. not knowing what it was, she asked if it was a dog, and he is now thinking of getting her a dog. if you didn't read my first post about the dude, or see the pictures check back in the thread. This guys going to end up either killing himself or this girl. MOST AWKWARD MAN EVER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 He's $20,000 in credit card debt Don't worry, I heard from a reliable source your weirdo housemate is about to move in with his grandfather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beaureguard Posted November 15, 2010 Share Posted November 15, 2010 Don't worry, I heard from a reliable source your weirdo housemate is about to move in with his grandfather. BEAT ME TO IT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 Between the creep, the stories told of said creep, and the comments made about the actual cabin creeper this thread delivered plenty of lol's in just 2 pages. Props must be issued and updates must be made Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 i wanna see the girl! /yescreep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penmanship Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 I've only ever seen the other girl he was first being a weirdo to. She hiked the mountain regularly, and had gotten the nick name crazy legs due to her monstrous manly giant muscled legs. she was also 50+ and looked it. the dude has told countless stories about how he had "stacked" her and her climbing friend and fucked them in the ass so much that shit was flying all over his apartment. but the way he over exaggerates his stories, I wouldn't be surprised if they had just gone to get a coffee at the base. Getting a picture of this girl would prove to be difficult because I'm not a stalker. She was supposed to come down to the cabin and have a double date with another guy who lives here and his girl, both totally normal, but she had something come up. which is not surprising. If he somehow gets her down here pictures will be taken and laughs will be had all night as I ask all about her, and her thoughts on Brian (creep stalker). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
penmanship Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK. I was just talking to him, and asked about his band and what the singer does for a living. He said he's just really focused on his singing, and doesn't work, which lead to the question how does he pay rent, because their band sure as shit aren't making any money from gigs or record sales. DUDE LIVES IN HIS MOMS BASEMENT. has his whole life. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. FUCK. Brian, the creep, has been telling all these stories of how awesome their studio is, and all the nice equipment they've got and how nice of an area it is. IT'S HIS FRIENDS MOMS BASEMENT. He's in debt from buying all the studio equipment because he's the only one with a job. hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRANNYHANDJOBSONER Posted November 16, 2010 Share Posted November 16, 2010 lol this guys a train wreck! regular updates are a must! also i will prop you every single day if you can get taht girl to have an on camera interview about her experiences with this guy, bonus points will be given for texts and voicemails Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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