Things That You Think You Know About The Opposite Sex.

[Guest chicken bone]

Ok here is the thread where you share with your common people what you think you know about the opposite sex which always rings true.

 

-If you are holding hands, and he/she moves her fingers around or plays with your hand or whatever, then she is happy with you and possibly likes you. If her hand is frozen (like a deadgirl) then either she is really nervous, she doesn't like you, or something is wrong.

 

~This only works if she isn't preoccupied.

 

IE, you and your girlfriend/boyfriend are holding hands sitting in a car or a cab or train or whatever and her hand is stiff and unmoving, then she is upset with something (not neccesarily you, but something is on her mind).

 

If you are going for a girl and you guys are holding hands usually if she plays with you hand absentmindedly (moving her fingers about, etc...) it means shes into you and possibly likes you. If her hand is stiff and unresponding, then maybe at that moment she isn't so interested in you. Its just a little sign.

 

:)

[Guest chicken bone]

No obvious ones or smart ass answers either, like "IF A GIRL IS STARING AT YOU CONSTANTLY EVERYWHERE YOU GO AND EVERYTIME YOU ENTER THE ROOM" either she is obviously fascinated with your ugliness (or that booger hanging out your left nostril) or she likes you/wants you.

[Grant_Wood 0]

if a girl doesnt let you cum in her mouth, then either she doesnt like you enough, or maybe she doesnt really like the taste..

[atrocks 0]

if she doesnt call u back after threee months of u leaving psychotic messages on her answering machine....the shes obviously being held against her will and wants to call u so bad but she cant because someone is holding her hostige and she cant express her true lust for u....hahahahaha

[Grant_Wood 0]

safe sex

 

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[Grant_Wood 0]

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[JimmieWalker 0]

Originally posted by Grant_Wood

if a girl doesnt let you cum in her mouth, then either she doesnt like you enough, or maybe she doesnt really like the taste..

YUP

[Grant_Wood 0]

^^ whiteboy! ^^^^

[Dr. Dazzle 12]

When a girl says you're hurting her, she really doesn't mean it. Just cover her mouth, and go about your business.....

[Grant_Wood 0]

Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle

When a girl says you're hurting her, she really doesn't mean it. Just cover her mouth, and go about your business.....

 

damn Dazzle, isnt your mom a woman?

[Dr. Dazzle 12]

Originally posted by Grant_Wood

damn Dazzle, isnt your mom a woman?

 

No.

[Grant_Wood 0]

for real???

[dELiSs 2]

Holding hands is for pussies. are you a pussy??!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ha i'm such a comedian. I was joking. Sorry. Bye.

[Grant_Wood 0]

mmmmmmmm.....pussy

[bichon100 0]

When you ask her if something is wrong and she immediately replys nothing = something is worng!

[Guest sneak]

no matter how well you think you persuaded her...she still will think you are wrog ina fight

[dELiSs 2]

Always remember : NO means yes . and yes means yes.

[bichon100 0]

Don't take for granted what might not be there tomorrow!

[dELiSs 2]

Don't eat yellow snow!.

 

wait..

[When 3]

Originally posted by dELiSs

Always remember : NO means yes . and yes means yes.

 

wanna make some babies?

[dELiSs 2]

yes. no. i mean. damnit. what have i done.

[Guest sneak]

if your in play school, hate = love

[bichon100 0]

'Always remember : NO means yes . and yes means yes'

 

This is not true....this is gutless of sumitting an opinion.

[When 3]

Originally posted by dELiSs

yes. no. i mean. damnit. what have i done.

 

great ill come over at 7

[dELiSs 2]

aw bichon.

 

let's all calm down, and not take everything deliss says so damn serious. okay, i'm just not gonna joke around . GW might flip out again.

 

sorry bic or whatever.creshendo.bye.