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Oh shit i've got your innocence

i stuck u up

with my double fo's

in your fuckin jaws'

i'm kickin down your front door,

but u hiding under the floorboards

i draged your ass out,

capped you out,

left u fucked and ate out

In a fetal postion

for fear of my return and my sick

lyrical spittin,

 

It is my destiny to nutralize

the wack MC's.

You fighting me?

thats like the western front

when i drop my lyrical grenades

they leave you all fucked up

congradulations you've just

been touched.

On top of that

i'll snap your back

like in Mortal Combat

becasue i'm never the wack

and your so kiddie u still sport

the snack pack

 

In the what u look like thread

you said u had hair like a rock star,

but your more of a gimp than colista

flockheart.

oh wait no i forgot,

you stalk halle berry and you think

meg ryon is....'dumb hot'

please stop jockin' the name that

i rock

ALWAYS IN-TACT, NEVER THE WACK WHOOP WHOOP

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most votes win

 

[This message has been edited by dumb hot (edited 07-13-2001).]

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Guest platapie

yuo said you were goign to eat him out. thats shitty dude. you lose for sayign you were goign to eat him out.

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yo my name is dumb hot

i pick my nose and i eat alot of snot

other people's boogers too

brown, green, maybe blue just gimme what you got

i just cant get enuff of the goo

mucus, mucus, mucus, pokus

as much as i can get its all i can focus

when it comes to nose goo you know whats up foo!

 

 

now gimme your name!

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yo may name is seeking

i may be the bad boy of 12ounce

but i have a truth to announce

im really a weakling,

my biceps a meekling,

and when is comes to being tuff

you know how life is ruff

you see my gut is shaped like a butt,

wut wut?

 

 

now im gonna have to take your name too!!

 

 

 

 

[This message has been edited by Gnes 37 (edited 07-14-2001).]

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dude you must be joking /

tryin to 'eat me out' an wind up choking,/

quoting/

lines of mine an you still left broken open/

toy ass sucker, i shouldnt battle you, i should just ban you/

then fools wouldnt have to read the stupid shit you ramble/

call it rapping? i call it shit drips from your ass, bitch/

now bend over so daddy can whoop you, this is some grown man shit/

i dont lie or make excuses/

so talkng about shooting me is useless/

pimping you is so eazy

you'd think i worked at ruthless/

i dont fuck around, i come with two ton gloves to bash suckers/

then start threads like

'dumb hot just got served, please believe it' like i was 'chirst puncher oner'

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WHU WHU...HOODY_HOOOO AND THE BLOWFISH...

SOME OF YOU TALK SHIT WHILE I HEAR A BEAT AS I FLOW THIS...

but for real, dumb hot...your rap..just sounds like crap.....

best you read it over.and be sure to bend over cause you're bound to get served...

not by me,,, eek.gif

but by some rappin tweaker faggot...that i heard one time found in a alley-way and to this day has nightmares of his mouth be filled ugly sperm and maggots...eeeew

you not wiping your ass smells like poooo..

you tried to create a battle and its not coo...

who woulda known for you to play the fool...

but its cool... smile.gifshit happens..

i return to the channel as i hear the people clappin...

 

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go go GODZILLA.....

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yo yo yo fuck that, i got stupid raps for days like honeka

godzillas a bitch ass faggot r&b singer like monika

your all gay ass dick sucking homos

i piss fire out my ass 5 frames a second in slow-mo

hey yo fuck, yo

i got secret shit yall faggots wanna find out about like xmass gifts

but ma shits hidden like shit i aint shit out yet, shiiiiitttt....

yall are like christ, suckin donkey cocks in a manger field

i'll beat you to death with rodney fucking dangerfield

bitch

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as a matter of fact, fuck that, i aint done, i still got rappin in me

you faggots is just waitin to die like santa gettin stuck in a fuckin chimney

you fat bitches, your so fuckin fat as fuck it makes me throw up

i tried to battle that fucker 'tow up from the floe up'

but the faggot wouldnt show up

hes scared as fuck! infact all yall faggots is scared of me

you look like some faggot ass dead gay fetuses compared to me

im fucking thor,

yo i aint fuckin him, im fuckin like him

i beat you into a coma like you ate a bottle of vicodin

fu8ckin pussies! wanna be eminem blond haired faggots wish you was ballin

too bad your gay like my thread about the dolphins

fucking suckers...

 

fuck yall

 

skullfucker bitch! remember the name...

 

need to loose weight if you wanna face me

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Guest platapie

everyone is trying to knock seeking. this shit is halrious. jus one quetion tho is it still considered freestyle if you are typeing it? sounds like writtens to me.

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skullfucker is funny... i think he has homosexual issues, but outside of that, dude kills it..

 

'i got hidden shit like shit i aint shit yet'

 

thats really funny....

 

id love to 'rap' more but i gotta go make a rock star appearance at a real venue....

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oh shit, heres some stupid deaf rhymes

funnier than asking why hellen keller couldnt drive

its cause she was a woman cuz,

what did you expect?

cause she cant see or hear, thats why her car would get wrecked?

like an mc on the internet who performs mic checks

with his fuckin computer mic that's the girth of his dick

rhymes so sick they make george bush throw up

like hes at a fuckin banquet and japan's prime ministers show up

im 18 but aint grown up

just wanna get a dick suck smoke some weed, hit a 40, get on the internet and tell some fuck up that hes stupid as fuck

now i cant even rhyme

thats when you know its time

to bite a fucking line

like im in a rhyming buffet

so everyone chill and lets go "smoke some

haaaaay,

in the middle of the barn..."

the barn where i fucked your mom

conceived you and then dropped some brown bombs

in your mouth so that i know when i go down south

ill have a kid always talkin shit and hell be a foul mouth

allow me to get dumb, i already did

so fuckin stupid that i got beat up by a special olympics kid....

 

that's just rididculous. - above.

 

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ABOVElabs.

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Seriously take it personal,dont pay it any mind or dont respond.

 

But battle rhyming over the internet?????What the fuck kind of shit is that?!?!!! I really battle fools weekly on some face to face shit(off the head)not saying I'm any P.E.A.C.E.,Basone,Megabusive or Supernat.But fools get ate and they know ,you can tell by the looks left on their faces and the sound the audience makes.But man this shit is so rediculous,. you actually sat here at work,home,or school.Thought out typed and attempted to battle somebody.Wow theres no difficulty to this how many of the posts above can be actually read on beat to bar.How man beats can you rhyme to and really serve(Me and my folks go all the way from 80+ to around 115 bpm)how many of you understand the importance of tyming ,delivery,enphisis.Lets not even get in to grammer and stucture.I'm coming off as a asshole but thats cool I just wanted really say this shit is retarded.Its like that thing on 55mm losangeles's page where you go and do little mouse paint tags on a stupid digital brick wall........

 

[This message has been edited by SKOTREL (edited 07-14-2001).]

 

[This message has been edited by SKOTREL (edited 07-14-2001).]

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skotrel... big guy... its all jokes... no one in here really thinks they're a 'rapper' or that were upholding any sort of '4 elemement' idealism... this got started cause i jokingly mentioned to 'dumb hot' that i wanted to battle him for his screen name... the whole thing is a joke. none of us think were good. however if you wanna get technical, yes my shit is on beat, and yes, i think my 'folks' have proven their worth in cyphers... all the way from 80bpm to 180bpm...

 

relax, we are still alowed to have fun in life arent we?

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seeking:glad to see you've been around.Do you mean the original(blowed) with the gangsters paradise beat before it was jacked by coolio then removed from the repress?No disrespect but Djing doesnt mean you can rhyme I collect wax to but I dont consider my self a full on dj.I've been rhyming since 90 I'm not gonna get out there and try flair,crab,flair.....but maybe I'm just taking this thing to serious.If your having fun thats all that really matters.Right?

 

[This message has been edited by SKOTREL (edited 07-14-2001).]

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i mean the original before it had that. before it came out on vinyl (the first time.) the one that had the old acey song, the original version of jurassik, and the original version of blast off into infinity. the version that they put out at the good life with the black and white xeroxed cover.

 

im not trying to get into a pissing match here. in a battle youd beat me. youd beat us all, fine, great. im not a rapper. but ive been around enough emcees to know what quality is. ive been a judge at scribble jam 3 yeas running and i dont need to name drop, but you know who my friends are so questioning my understanding of hip hop is insulting... im not some johnny come lately and you know it.

 

 

[This message has been edited by seeking innocence (edited 07-14-2001).]

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yeah I know the one your talking about havent seen one in years my last version of that dissappeared along time ago.sorry bro guess i got a little to hot headed.ijust have had it with the oh yeah he's wack but he's a cool guy so dont tell him know he sucks.Thats some back biting bullshit that I'm cool on.Please at anytime if you ever see me me doing some wack shit(graff,break,dj,mc,fatgirls...whatever)

let me know!So I am not trying to insult your understanding of hip hop but rhyme dynamics.you feel your apply qualified to comprehend ,I respect that.yeah a pissing contst isnt going to get us anywhere.......did this make sense.

 

 

truthfully ...I dont know anything about you other than what i've read that you've written,what you look like a photo of a peice you did and that I've seen some of your stickers and tags and that you djay...and that your a little elusive(not the producer).

 

[This message has been edited by SKOTREL (edited 07-14-2001).]

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hey everyone look at this crazy ass fued

dj vs mc, and im about to add fuel

so lets make this more crude

hell lets make it east vs west

you 2 get your fight on

and ill take the rest

and ill then take the best

in the south to get messed

typing more stupid shit that shouldnt even come out the mouth in which you invest

my sense of timing is so off its like i took a transatlantic flight

and the only scratchin i know about is when i get clawed by my wife

what wife? my wife is my right hand

when i beat off too hard

me and my wife got in so many fights

my dicks permanently scarred

so i just wanted to drop a little ill verse

and not ill in the good way

ill that makes you puke till your rectum bursts and makes your colon give way

so you 2 please go at cause we all need some fun

last time i wrote a verse on here i got so dumb

you remember how the special olympics kid kicked my ass?

he called his grandma back up from out the past

rose her up out of her grave

gave her back her cane

and let her smack me like a pimp smacks a ho on cocaine.

 

ah, i need to stop.

 

 

 

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ABOVElabs.

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i utter what i st st st stutter,

i hook up my bruddas with other peoples mothers,

and past lovers,

dont gimme any trouble,

i need another rubber on the double,

i got another bitch under cover,

bitches on my lumber,

till her long awaited slumber,

when things couldnt get any dumber,

she asks for my phone number,

and expects me to call her,

from january to december,

but fuck it all cuz her digits go to my crew members....

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I don't write rhymes,

I write obituaries,

I'm like sylvester about to eat your canary,

comin' off real scary,

but my chest ain't hairy,

cause I shave with gillete,

real mc's hide their rhymes all over the internet,

in source code,

come out the commode, if you wanna test,

we can get on the message board and vote for the best,

no bullshit,

no hiding behind names,

we can square off in a ring or bring it to the stage,

on the real, I hate rhymin',

instead I'm rock climbin',

or hiking down the trail,

stabbin you with a rusty nail,

then hidin' the tetanus shot,

using your corpse to light my pot,

and then I pull out my rusto,

paint your torso with gusto,

hmm... that's it.

 

this is the first time I've ever rhymed, and it shows. I honestly hate it when someone tries to start a cypher at a party or gathering, it's always seemed so fake to me especially since most of the time they're started by the "johnny-come-lately's" of the hip-hop scene. blah. it saddens me to see something people feel is a part of themselves getting accepted by the mainstream. then it makes the ones who've been around it their whole lives look like some trend-jocking dick riders. fuck.

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