PaintHonkyTrash Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 World Ideologies Explained Passed along many times, original author unknown ... FEUDALISM You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need. BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs the regulations say you should need. FACISM You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk. PURE COMMUNISM You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk. RUSSIAN COMMUNISM You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you. DICTATORSHIP You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you. PURE DEMOCRACY You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk. REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk. BUREAUCRACY You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows. PURE ANARCHY You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you. ANARCHO-CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. SURREALISM You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 "SURREALISM You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. " That's my kind of gov't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown twinkie Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 heh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tow up from tha flow up ! Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 haha, that's dope. Why didnt' they teach us that in government class in HS, it would have made shit so much easier.. ------------------ PRUDE - If I had nuts, you'd be on 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 Bump ... that's good. ------------------ Toilets are for the uninspired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dukeofyork Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 ba haaaaaa ha haaaaaaaaaaaa... cambodian communism is fucked up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaNHaPpY Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 Nice post ! The last one's the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 15, 2001 Share Posted July 15, 2001 i enjoyed reading that.... ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 4, 2003 Share Posted May 4, 2003 i thought this was relative to a current thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicio Posted May 4, 2003 Share Posted May 4, 2003 pure anarchism is the same as pure communism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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