Guest WebsterUno Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 *believe* K-Girls...mmm My lil one aint having a BF until she is 30! hahaha I never really introduced my females to my parents. If I did, I waited a while. I was usually sneaking them in. They would meet them when they tried sneaking out in the morning. My mom would just smile,and say "Hi". Dad would just smile and say "Cabrone" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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crab apple Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 when you know your going to be geting fucked up with your famliy and you know your going to be horny around 2a.m.you bring her along.;) right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 I HATE MEETINGS DADS they already know exactly whats going on. I was with this one girl and she was like hey my parents want to meet you. They dont like me dating older people so just tell them that we are in the same grade. (this was when i was about 19 and out of school and she was 18 senior) Girls Dad: Hi. how are you? YUCK: Fine sir, how about yourself? Girls dad: Good. So tell me yuck....(dramatic pause).... how do you know my daughter? YUCK: We'll i know her through school sports sir. Girls dad: I see. How old are you yuck? YUCK: 18...almost 19 sir. I really like those paintings sir, where did you get them?(Yuck tries to ease the tension.... no dice) Girls dad: France............(another very long uncomfortable pause)... So, yuck what are your plans for the future? Have you already aplied for college and if so where are you going? YUCK: Uh no sir. I procrastinated and i missed the sign up dates. Girls dad: (no change in his facade) I see. Well what will you be studying when you finally get around to enrolling? YUCK: I am going to persue graphic design sir. Girls dad: What is that? Are you going to be making video games? YUCK: No it's art for advertisements and things like that. Girls dad: (his facade changes to annoyance that i corrected him) I see. Well it was nice meeting you Mr.Yuck. He got up and left. The wife had been sitting there the whole time and she never said anything until he left. When he was gone she said, do you want to watch a movie until "Jennifer" is done with her homework? i was thinkin to my self "man this guy knows i nutted on his little girls face and he's fuckin pissed." No ma am its getting late and i have to get up early for school. I will never go meet parents again until i am ready to get married or i am introduced as just a friend. thats all.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Someone gacve me the asian flu...who was it speak up now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted March 28, 2003 Share Posted March 28, 2003 Originally posted by vinyl junkie dude, all the true playas know it's 4 weeks 3 days 27 minutes 12 seconds... ahhh shit. my bust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted March 29, 2003 Author Share Posted March 29, 2003 Originally posted by Adam Carolla Someone gacve me the asian flu...who was it speak up now! :innocent: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 Originally posted by SukiSukiNow :innocent: :burned: :shook: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spec Posted March 29, 2003 Share Posted March 29, 2003 I think if I was the father and had daughter who brough a boy home I'd be a total dickhead to him just for a laugh, relaly make him sweat it out haha. :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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