jades_blue Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 So I'm wondering, when someone comes up to you in the club/bar, what's the best way to reject them? I feel really bad telling a person that I flat out don't dig them. I play nice and lie about how my boy (or girl) wouldn't approve or some other random bullshit. If they give me a number, I shove it in my pocket and tell them I'll see them later. Sometimes I lie, say I'll call and somtimes, I don't say anything at all. I honestly have been trying to figure out how do turn someone 'off' while still be nice. Suggestions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tre$Loco$ Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 tell them your gay and that you cant call them because your mouth is always full of cock, you pussyfart. I was just kidding, say you have a small penis which causes an inferiority complex that would basically make it impossible for you to muster the courage to independently speak to a member of the opposite sex by choice.... thats what I say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 ive realized.. it not good to be nice.. especially to people who seem nice but youre not interested in.. theyll keep talking.. and keep talking you.. and try to corner you.. it fucking sucks ass. best thing to do.. say "excuse me i need to go to the bathroom"..whenever convenient then just walk away. -sleeping on benches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 jades! You could have just told me that you didn't want my number. kidding. If someone forces the number on you, just say sheepishly "thanks... but I probably wont call". If they still insist, then they'll just come off as desperate. Most guys* know when they look desperate, and they will take the hint and walk away. The goal is to not be offensive, but also make the 'no' very clear. *but most guys are dumb as bricks, so that might only apply to a few guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 tell them "Hey you are really cool. I really like those orthopedic shoes you have there. I have to be honest with you. Its only fare that i warn you that i have herpes. That isnt a problem for you is it?" If they reply that they have herpes too just say "Oh thats gross i was just fuckin around. I dont think i can mess with you any more." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jades_blue Posted March 26, 2003 Author Share Posted March 26, 2003 If a small girl like me said I had a small penis, it is bound to scare them away... (good one buddy) Besides, guys seem to enjoy the fact that girls have 'girlfriends' (which is a lie in the first place).... I've realized.. it not good to be nice...theyll keep talking to you and try to corner you.... You're right. Why can't people just take a hint when you don't turn around and ask for their number first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jades_blue Posted March 26, 2003 Author Share Posted March 26, 2003 yeah.. sorry kilo... I just couldn't tell you to your face. loser. How you livin' foolio?.... mr yuck.. that's comedy. I love that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 Originally posted by jades_blue Why can't people just take a hint when you don't turn around and ask for their number first? again... *but most guys are dumb as bricks, so that might only apply to a few guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some pittsburgh flavor Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 even if it's a guy. i mean, especially if it's a guy. "I came here to get drunk, not to have girls hit on me" "I'm in celebacy" this next one is for the assholes, to make them feel like assholes. (let's hope none of this happened to you though) "If your grandmother/brother/etc. died today, would you want people trying to get in your pants?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Of Hell Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 just say, "look, im spoken for..sorry" if dude is just talking to you, and you dont want to talk to him, just be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 Throw your drink in their face, kick them in the balls, and scream that they grabbed your ass as loud as you can. It's happened to me enough times..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest duh-rye-won Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 i wish i had some peoples problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 Originally posted by mr_president that's because YOURE you... :rolleyes: what do you expect? Hmmm.....maybe I should stop introducing myself as the famous ibteaser.... :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 Originally posted by mr_president or quit pulling down your pants and exposing your genital warts and herpes covered milla meter peter? :lol: ha ha ha Shit dawg.....you took it too far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 Originally posted by duh-rye-won i wish i had some peoples problems. hahaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 didnt jades blue start this thread??yup..well since jade is a hottie, i would just talk in a real manly voice and say, BELIEVE ME SWEETY, YOU DONT WANT NON OF THIS.(grab on your air cock and jack off) if he hits you for thinking youre a man, get him kicked out and arrested for being a dumbass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 a girl could look the guy in the eye and say... "Oh my. My two dads are just going to looove you." I'd be running. fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 as far as being female.. when a guy hits on me and i dont like him.. i just stare at him.. dont say anything..or really simple responses when i have to like "okay.." "mmhmm" and ill constantly look at other things, and ill give subtle smiles that are fake and then if he's still persistent i'll just be like "oh well i gotta go find my friend.. " and if he still asks for my number i'll say "uh.. i dont have a phone" haha;] but i'm usually not that mean..if a guy is cool and isnt bugging me i'll give my number out anyway even if i know i would never hook up with him..cause you met new people that way..and he could have hot friends. shrug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 Originally posted by mr_president please believe i'd kick you in the face if you acted like a bitch by doing al that shit... :lol: no.. you'd be one of those guys that i'd just laugh at.. and throw my drink on;] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 ^ ouch! fight fight fight! (he even said 'brains' haha!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 Originally posted by mr_president more like one of those girls givin me brains while i stand at the bar... :D more like? nothing. if only dreams came true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCUMBAG Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 Piss all over them. then, make them eat urinal cakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- ^ ouch! fight fight fight! (he even said 'brains' haha!) haha..you lil instigator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 Originally posted by mr_president in your dreams i would have let you swallow... :lol: !!!!!! haha..shutup.. you ARE ANNOYING.. geezus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 look what I instagated. :scowl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 i'd bend you both over and give you some good loving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 ^^^HAHAHA Thats funny kilo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 girls dont want to pick me up so ignore my posting in drunkin boredumb operation ivy - yellin in my ear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 Originally posted by mr_president i win. :lol: naw, its all good girl, i was just messing with you... :love: leave me alone!!! I HATE YOU!(!$*! hahahaha just kidding. asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted March 26, 2003 Share Posted March 26, 2003 ok... round 2! now drop the thin veil of sarcasm and come out swinging! :scowl: I'm a fire starter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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