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jades_blue

how to reject the opposite sex...

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So I'm wondering, when someone comes up to you in the club/bar, what's the best way to reject them? I feel really bad telling a person that I flat out don't dig them. I play nice and lie about how my boy (or girl) wouldn't approve or some other random bullshit. If they give me a number, I shove it in my pocket and tell them I'll see them later. Sometimes I lie, say I'll call and somtimes, I don't say anything at all. I honestly have been trying to figure out how do turn someone 'off' while still be nice.

Suggestions?

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tell them your gay and that you cant call them because your mouth is always full of cock, you pussyfart. I was just kidding, say you have a small penis which causes an inferiority complex that would basically make it impossible for you to muster the courage to independently speak to a member of the opposite sex by choice.... thats what I say

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ive realized.. it not good to be nice.. especially to people who seem nice but youre not interested in.. theyll keep talking.. and keep talking you.. and try to corner you..

 

it fucking sucks ass.

 

best thing to do.. say "excuse me i need to go to the bathroom"..whenever convenient then just walk away.

 

 

-sleeping on benches

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jades!

You could have just told me that you didn't want my number.

 

kidding.

If someone forces the number on you, just say sheepishly

"thanks... but I probably wont call". If they still insist, then

they'll just come off as desperate. Most guys* know when they

look desperate, and they will take the hint and walk away.

The goal is to not be offensive, but also make the 'no' very clear.

 

 

*but most guys are dumb as bricks, so that might only apply to a few guys.

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tell them "Hey you are really cool. I really like those orthopedic shoes you have there. I have to be honest with you. Its only fare that i warn you that i have herpes. That isnt a problem for you is it?"

 

If they reply that they have herpes too just say "Oh thats gross i was just fuckin around. I dont think i can mess with you any more."

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If a small girl like me said I had a small penis, it is bound to scare them away... (good one buddy) Besides, guys seem to enjoy the fact that girls have 'girlfriends' (which is a lie in the first place)....

 

I've realized.. it not good to be nice...theyll keep talking to you and try to corner you....
You're right. Why can't people just take a hint when you don't turn around and ask for their number first?

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yeah.. sorry kilo... I just couldn't tell you to your face. loser. How you livin' foolio?....

 

 

mr yuck.. that's comedy. I love that one.

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Originally posted by jades_blue

Why can't people just take a hint when you don't turn around and ask for their number first?

 

again...

 

*but most guys are dumb as bricks, so that might only apply to a few guys.

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even if it's a guy. i mean, especially if it's a guy.

"I came here to get drunk, not to have girls hit on me"

 

"I'm in celebacy"

 

this next one is for the assholes, to make them feel like assholes. (let's hope none of this happened to you though)

"If your grandmother/brother/etc. died today, would you want people trying to get in your pants?"

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Throw your drink in their face, kick them in the balls, and scream that they grabbed your ass as loud as you can. It's happened to me enough times.....

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Guest duh-rye-won

i wish i had some peoples problems.

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Originally posted by mr_president

that's because YOURE you...

 

:rolleyes:

 

what do you expect?

 

Hmmm.....maybe I should stop introducing myself as the famous ibteaser....

 

:rolleyes:

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Originally posted by mr_president

or quit pulling down your pants and exposing your genital warts and herpes covered milla meter peter?

 

:lol: ha ha ha

 

Shit dawg.....you took it too far.

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Guest willy.wonka

didnt jades blue start this thread??yup..well since jade is a hottie, i would just talk in a real manly voice and say, BELIEVE ME SWEETY, YOU DONT WANT NON OF THIS.(grab on your air cock and jack off)

 

if he hits you for thinking youre a man, get him kicked out and arrested for being a dumbass.

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a girl could look the guy in the eye and say...

 

"Oh my. My two dads are just going to looove you."

 

I'd be running. fast.

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as far as being female.. when a guy hits on me and i dont like him.. i just stare at him.. dont say anything..or really simple responses when i have to like "okay.." "mmhmm" and ill constantly look at other things, and ill give subtle smiles that are fake and then if he's still persistent i'll just be like "oh well i gotta go find my friend.. " and if he still asks for my number i'll say "uh.. i dont have a phone" haha;] but i'm usually not that mean..if a guy is cool and isnt bugging me i'll give my number out anyway even if i know i would never hook up with him..cause you met new people that way..and he could have hot friends. shrug.

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Originally posted by mr_president

please believe i'd kick you in the face if you acted like a bitch by doing al that shit...

 

:lol:

 

 

no.. you'd be one of those guys that i'd just laugh at.. and throw my drink on;]

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Originally posted by mr_president

more like one of those girls givin me brains while i stand at the bar...

 

:D

 

 

more like? nothing. if only dreams came true.

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Originally posted by Kilo7-

^ ouch!

 

fight fight fight!

 

(he even said 'brains' haha!)

 

 

haha..you lil instigator

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Originally posted by mr_president

in your dreams i would have let you swallow...

 

:lol:

 

!!!!!!

 

haha..shutup.. you ARE ANNOYING.. geezus.

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