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vinyl junkie

whiskey dick...

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solast night was a whiskey drinking night... i don't know how it started, but by the end of the night i had 2 empty bottles of whiskey in my bag, and i was staring at a half finished forty... anyways, we had spent a good deal of time last night playing with one of these things:

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anyways, the last thing i remember is watching 8mile, but i woke up in a totally different room, sharing a blanket with someone, and only wearing half my clothes... so there's obviously some parts of last night that are missing...

so i get up this morning, and as i'm walking around looking for my shoes and what not, i notice the pin dealie on the kitchen table... and there's a cock and balls pressed into it... then i realized they looked a litle familiar...

 

so at some point last night my pants were off...

 

i havebn't talked to any of the other people who were there yet, so i don't know if anyone's noticed yet... i'm hoping they haven't already hurled the thing across thew room so i can get them to take a picture...

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Guest duh-rye-won

i would never let my my cock get so close to that thing. looks like a sick accident waiting to happen.

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hahaha vinyl your my hero.party till ya puke.if it's been ruined or haven't noticed it...i'm gonna get **** to make a face print in it aftewards...haha. sweet revenge.

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tease dont queer the thread up.

 

vinyl, i hear you on the whiskey nights

wake up in someplace you dont remember, one of your shoes is covered in blood,

and youre pretty sure you made an ass of yourself, but you cant quite remember

good times

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Originally posted by mr_president

player please...

 

:rolleyes:

 

ha

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Originally posted by vinyl junkie

i notice the pin dealie on the kitchen table... and there's a cock and balls pressed into it... then i realized they looked a litle familiar...

 

 

 

:lol:

 

you'll never live that down..

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hahahahahaha man. thats craaaaazy.

 

its gets crazy like that around my parts too. too crazy actually. i've seen way too much. but once our friends leave, then it gets even more crazy.

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Whiskey= a night were you dont remember any thing but your freinds have storiess to laghf at for the rest of their lives.

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half gallon of whiskey = running head into brick wall, naked snow angels, conversations with inanimate objects, humping girls, scooting around on ass, being hog tied, and getting punched in the mouth so i've been told.

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how 'bout smashing a can opener over your own head hence giving yourself a bad concussion/bleeding head?

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Originally posted by vinyl junkie

there's a cock and balls pressed into it... then i realized they looked a litle familiar...

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: ......i hate not being able to remember how much fun people had off me the night before.....

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so apparently the penis print was destroyed the next night... tho not on purpose, just becouse someone was drunk and didn't notice... and the thing now has "PENIS" written on the glass...

apparently, since it was destroyed, the poeple that live there have been trying to convince everyone that comes over to make a face print in it...

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Originally posted by bigguy

Whiskey= a night were you dont remember any thing but your freinds have storiess to laghf at for the rest of their lives.

 

 

story of rags and alures friendship.. i get to laugh at what ragso did blackouted off of alchohol hahaha and he never remembers any of it..ah good times..

 

 

hahaha vinyl.. thats some funny shit.. ya damn drunkie.. heh;]

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Originally posted by alure

story of rags and alures friendship.. i get to laugh at what ragso did blackouted off of alchohol hahaha and he never remembers any of it..ah good times..

 

 

hahaha vinyl.. thats some funny shit.. ya damn drunkie.. heh;]

 

i have honestly blacked out at least 50 times in my life. drug abuse and alcoholism run in my family. i juat woke up to a forty, and i'm on my way to a barbeque, not the food kind, not the my meay in your grill kind either, the let's drink whiskey till we puke. gonna try and call alure first. i hereby lay claim to the throne of the black out king of 12oz.

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^^rags, i dont think thats something to be too proud of....

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Originally posted by ragsoe505

i have honestly blacked out at least 50 times in my life.

 

don't worry - same here. I am quite well known for my blackouts. As a matter of fact, I've probably blacked out 200 times in my life. It happens almost everytime I touch the whiskey, which is pretty often.

 

the bright side is that sometimes you see some fill-ins you've done and they come as a pleasant surprise.

 

the shitty part is that the fill-ins are probably extremely sloppy and has some stupid ass quote from a stupid ass song next to it or some shit like that.

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