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Hank Parker

So I'm A Thug Now...

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I can't believe this, I get a charge for "brandishing a firearm" and "discharge of a firearm"! The worst thing is, it was a fucking Airsoft gun. And I was shooting the fucking birds on my porch cause they shit on my chairs and I don't want them there. My neighbors have seeds out for them and they just come on over to my porch and shit! Some fucking nosey ass neighbor is gonna pay big time (it's not the seed people though). :heated:

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Why didn't you just ask your retarded-ass neighbors to stop putting out bird seed?

 

Don't blmae the effect, blame the cause.

 

 

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Oh and uhhhhhhhh...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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ummm as far as I know you cant get those charges from a airsoft gun...maybe you live in like Texas where they take the law into their own hands or something...

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You can't get a misdemeanor for shooting birds with an airsoft gun on your own porch, unless you live in Michigan, or the couple other states where airsoft is illegal. I'd check into if its legal in your state, that's shit that the pork was on you for such an insignificant thing.

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Guest WebsterUno
Originally posted by cLownkiller

you should've fired some airsoft rounds at the cops..fuck em

 

that would have been a better story

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Actually, it turns out to be a whole different story. Sorry folks, I'm no thug...Turns out to be from this drunken incident where I did nothing at all. We were mad drunk walking from my friends apartment and got fired upon w/paintball guns. It was real funny cause they were horrible shots and we laughed our asses off while running for our lives. Needless to say if everyone at that apartment was sober...Those kids would have gotten a hurtin on em.

:king:

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Guest WebsterUno

you should buy a paint gun and shoot at the ...

nevermind, I forgot, NEW RULES!

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Originally posted by mr_president

my #2 pencil broke its tip the other day...

 

so until i get it sharpened, my 'shank' is out of commission...

 

:o

:lol:

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