RAGSOE Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 i don't mean like what rhymes with orange, but why do parents seem to come home when your banging shorty? and why do most bugs land on your fucking neck? not who, but god why, did milli vanilli ever exist? what heartless motherfucker came up with breast (gasp) reduction? if the gas station bathroom is already trashed, why not shit in the sink, or the corner? what the fuck? how come when your shitting pure jalapeno seed, you can't get a splash back, but any other time your cheeks are soaked? i'm sure you guys have many more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Why is it when you flush, there is always that last chunk? Why do some shits leave 'signatures' and some dont? (signature-skid mark in the bowl) Why did they make a Crocadile Dundee 3? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 why hasnt rags graced this dump i live in yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted March 12, 2003 Author Share Posted March 12, 2003 why doesn't i.f. bring his happy ass down here if he's in such a hurry? can i borrow a dollar? why does cocaine get so much stronger when cooked in water and baking soda into a hard rock? when that chunk of shit is left in the bowl, can't i get a courtesy flush? would anyone like a bowl of dick? how about a tube steak covered in underwear? is this sounding like 12oz seinfeld to anyone else? i.f., i'm trying man, i'm trying... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Why was it called 'The Cosby Show' if the family name was 'The Huxtables', shouldnt it have been "The Huxtable Show"? Does anyone give a shit about the Olympics anymore? Whats the point of this icon :ballcap: Why hasn't rags disgraced this dump i live in? ha. :rolleyes: :twitch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Im just bullshitting....really your not welcome here :p ;) !syke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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