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suburbian bum

I am going to italy pretty soon.

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Guest krie

to do: eat pizza :ballcap: i rekin the italians would make great pizza

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hey man have fun in italy........but id watch out if i were you

my sister told me a while ago that the gypsies there will rob u blind

 

theyll have u hold their baby and while your holding the baby they pickpocket you and stuff

 

my sister told me that you should just ignore them because if you say something back to them it just gives them a reason to keep talkin to you and steal from you.

 

on the plus side if you hold the baby my suggestion is A-scram and sell the baby

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ha ha.

watch out for gyppos on the metro.

good luck talking to italian women.

if you cant find something to do there jump in a canal in venezia and hope you drown.

italy is pretty harmless, i just wouldnt piss off the cops.

try the potato pizza.

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Originally posted by R. Heydrich

Do you mean Greece?

 

I thought it was usually considered Iraq. Or the Indus Valley, i dunno.

 

But yeah, Italy sounds nice, I would definately want to visit.

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Suburbian, you will not find hotter girls than in Rome. Honestly, I lived there last year for four months. The shit was ridiculous. My roommate sat outside and videotaped girls asses for a day. Walk up and down Via Del Corso (its one of the main streets and its where I lived) any evening from about four till it gets dark. The whole street gets closed down to cars and people just walk up and down. The girls are amazing. The pizza in Rome is the best, the fish in Venice is good. The gelato in Rome is the best thing you will ever eat. Don't go a day without getting at least one cone. You won't ever eat american ice cream again. And the Spanish Steps in Rome. Go there during the afternoon. Thats where everybody goes to chill and watch people. There will be girls there as well hopefully. Mostly high school girls, but thats okay over there. You'll see 30 year old dudes with like 13 year old girls there. So hit as much as possible while you are there. Oh, and the girls are really good looking in Italy.

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bah italian girls are so played. they all look alike. especially the wealthy inbreeds....

you gotta get one whos part filipina. then your talking money.

:love2:

 

damn tiester.... you lived on the corso? nothing but termini fo my poor ass.

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Guest chicken bone

Hey TT I'm part Filipino.. I like boxing with big white guys too.. Especially at bars with trannies. Rowr.:huh2:

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Guest chicken bone

Actually Mr. Suburbian Bum I'm going to be in Italy next Wed. When will you be there? I will be in Roma and Milano.

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Guest imported_Europe

This thread actually has info. Have a nice one in Italy, go see a football game.

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Originally posted by Europe

This thread actually has info. Have a nice one in Italy, go see a football game.

 

 

go see one live, because if you watch it on tv youll just be watching smoke from the burning stadium. every fucking time they light that place on fire....

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tiester's right...you won't find hotter women than in italy. when you're in florence, i recommend checking out the duomo church (sp) donatello did all of the stained glass and right across the way there's another church type deal where michaelangelo did the the gold plating on the doors. i'd say check it out at night though, the place is crawling with tourists throughout the day. fuck, i'm jealous as hell, florence is my favorite city in the world. have a birre moretti for me.

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