Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
Sign in to follow this  
Guest imported_Europe

Teen's dying wish for Cameron Diaz blow job not granted

Recommended Posts

Guest imported_Europe

Teen's dying wish for Cameron Diaz blow job not granted

 

http://www.chaser.com.au/fpdb/0068/diaz.jpg'>

Morten imagines Diaz (insert)

 

 

PHILADELPHIA, Monday: The parents of 15-year-old leukaemia patient Josh Morten, who last night passed away after a four year battle with the illness, said they were sorry not to have fulfilled his dying wish to get a blow job from Cameron Diaz.

 

The courageous teenager told his family two months ago that the one thing he'd really like before he died was to be sucked off by the successful Hollywood actress and former model.

 

"Josh never asked for much," his father confided. "He never complained about his illness, or made unrealistic demands. So when he requested fellatio from the star of Charlie's Angels and There’s Something About Mary we thought, sure, that’s the least we can do for him."

 

But attempts to grant Josh his dying wish proved much more difficult than the family had initially thought. Formal requests inviting the star to perform oral sex on their dying son were repeatedly declined.

"We wrote, we rang, we faxed," Mr Morten explained. "And every time it was the same answer: 'Sorry, Ms Diaz is currently unable to comply with your request.' I mean, how unsympathetic can you get? We're talking about a dying kid here! Would it kill her?"

 

Mr Morten even made a special trip to Los Angeles, to try to talk to the movie star personally outside the premiere of Gangs of New York. "The crowds were ten deep," he said, "and I'm there yelling out to her from the back: 'Will you go down on my son please!', but she didn’t want to know."

 

With hopes diminishing by the day, Mr Morten placed similar standby requests with the agents representing Catherine Zeta Jones, Jennifer Lopez and Salma Hayek, but in each case the stars refused to co-operate.

 

"Who do they think they are, these women!" railed Mr Morten. "They earn millions of dollars and swan about at fancy parties, but when they get a simple request to bring a smile to a young boy far less fortunate than them, they turn their back on you. What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his cock sucked by a celebrity?"

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest ctrl+alt+del

of course its fake

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest krie

haha that kids lookn so sly, "oh yeah hopefully im gonna get blowed by cameron diaz"

 

haha i agree mrs Pres, they had the fukn nerve to ask hahaha. imsgine ringing up "urmm cna i spean to cameron, i wannt to get her to come round n give my son a blow job" , you would feel like an idiot.

 

wooda been cool if he hada goten it, but think about the media press, Cameron would have been labeled "slut" or sumthing. and then so many fans would be calling her going "urmm yeah im 'dying' and was wondering wots the chances of taking u in the ass as i only have a few days left?"

 

haha :lol:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest uncle-boy
Originally posted by Vandal4Life

:lol:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

When he died do you think his mom jumped on his corpse and started sucking on his limp cack screaming NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest 87centHitMan

That's a nice picture of her...

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest sneak
Originally posted by Europe

But attempts to grant Josh his dying wish proved much more difficult than the family had initially thought.

 

duh

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest krie

i would have asked Britney Spears. id die VERY happy then...:ballcap:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest sneak

or christina aguilera in her dirrrty costume

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest sneak

but britney in the school girls = one obsessed sneak

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest krie

haha im obssed with her as well. i got a pretty cool screen saver of her. :)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest sneak
Originally posted by krie

haha im obssed with her as well. i got a pretty cool screen saver of her. :)

 

:idea:

:searching for new screen saver:

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest sneak

i think the same age as you...

124564365645651467

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Register for a 12ozProphet forum account or sign in to comment

You need to be a forum member in order to comment. Forum accounts are separate from shop accounts.

Create an account

Register to become a 12ozProphet forum member.

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×