S@T@N Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 alright so I head out to poughkeepsie today to pick up my car that I'm supposed to be buying, only to find out that the money I'm supposed to be using STILL isn't in my hands... so, trying to make the best of a crap situation, I head to the mall to get my haircut. well this bitch who sounds like she's a fuckin russian immigrant decides to totally butcher my head. I managed to make it out of the building without stabbing her face with an icepick but now i look like a fuckin down syndrome patient with self inflicted cranial scissor wounds. make me feel better, post the worst haircut you've ever gotten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 The worst haircut is not the mullet(damn close)...but the fade with "steps"..haha...remember that shit?....or when people shaved Batman and shit in back of thier melon..the "skater" flop from `1986 and 87'....yeah...lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETHREADZNY Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 I've been half-assed cutting my own hair since for 17 years now, and if i fuck it up, i shave it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Originally posted by S@T@N I head to the mall to get my haircut. damn, man this is where you went wrong. the solution is to just shave it. I had a mullet AND that stupid bi-level cut. Shredded and burned those pics, but I'm still haunted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiseguy Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 i got m head shaved recently and they stopped when i had a mullet then took pics then kept going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Originally posted by ETHREADZNY I've been half-assed cutting my own hair since for 17 years now, and if i fuck it up, i shave it... fuck ive done the same shit, i had a friend give me a nice cut, then i tried it more than once and i always end up with a shaved head in the end.:cool: but i did give myself a cool mohawk for a bit....right now im avoiding haircuts, not one since december. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beans Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 ...when I was in 4th grade I decided the night before school pictures that I needed a haircut. Being a shorty I didn't have money to go get my shit cut, and my mom wasn't one for really getting into the whole "make my kid look good on photo day" thing. So I gave myself a trim and left myself with some chopped up hair in front hanging over my forehead all crazy looking. I thougt it looked all pimp. Needless to say it wasn't and I still have the pictures to prove it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETHREADZNY Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 a friend of mine, has a series of pictures from 1st grade to 8th grade with the same bowl cut. needless to say my other friend walks around with my friend's 4th grade bowl cut picture 16 years later claiming its his son. all for the ladies.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 What about the fag tag? With beads no less! Hahahaha....I think I had that for about half a day before the torrent of abuse made me cut it off..... Shit was pimpin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oprah Oner Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 in 3rd grade i was growing my hair out into the skater do so i was getting the back cut and so on when this hookerfaced fat ass goes "here let me get this out of your way" and cuts all the hair above my eyes with the quickness. i was pissed so i stole her lollipops, that fucker...oh yea, i also used to want a flattop like the guy from kid-n-play only smaller you know, but my mom told me i couldnt get it and always wondered why i couldnt. i also wanted a green mohawk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some pittsburgh flavor Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 i haven't had a haircut since june or july... and i never wash my hair so it kind of stays straight and like, down and such. but i shamppoed & conditioned last night after combing out about a square inch of filth from my scalp. so now, i have a 6 inch long curly red afro and i'm a shirt with a PGHHC logo on it cute, huh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BitchAssSlut Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 not really a bad haircut in regards to my head... but one time in 4th grade, me and a friend decided to start shaving... i ended up shaving my entire face, including my eyebrows.... and oddly enough, school photos were the next day. I still have that class picture.. and it still makes me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 U N D E R C U T S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAITOMANOCU Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 http://www.soc.surrey.ac.uk/~scs1ec/badhair.gif'> this is what happened when i let a friend cut my hair...he was leaning over most of the time so while it looked even to him, in reality it was way off...i went to get it fixed at supercuts and they did a good job..we just had to get this picture so in the future the same mistake wouldn't be made twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 shit dont goto the barber shops on training bases they fuck your head up. i just shave my head now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 my hair used to be pretty fucking long. I went to shave it all off like a year or two ago and i started with the crown. I thought it looked cool with no hair on the top of my head and long hair on the sides. I went and showed my buddy who was in barber school and she helped me shave the top completley bald, trim up the sides, and give me a nasty comb over. I got a whole lot of free beers from bartenders for being the only 19 year old with a COMB OVER. I shaved the entire thing about 2 weeks later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 Originally posted by S@T@N poughkeepsie I saw this name and was like.... "Where the fuck have I heard that town before?!" Then I realized I drive past the exit everytime I head to VT. I hate shit like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 Originally posted by 455 The worst haircut is not the mullet(damn close)...but the fade with "steps"..haha...remember that shit?....or when people shaved Batman and shit in back of thier melon..the "skater" flop from `1986 and 87'....yeah...lol. the mullet is definetlyNOT the orst haircut ever...it one of mankinds greaest creations.....know this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 Originally posted by SleepAnDream the mullet is definetlyNOT the orst haircut ever...it one of mankinds greaest creations.....know this how else can you be ready for business and a party at the SAME TIME??? well the mullet solved this problem, and my heart goes out to all who can rock it with style Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 Thats the mullet wearers anthem: 'Party Like Its A Business' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 Originally posted by mr_president man i got a story about bad haircuts.. my moms used to hook my shit up there for awhile and when she was first starting out, she fucked my shit up... i was like ughhhhhhhhhhh damn thats messed up, and then i just shaved it off :D its a family story now... thats possibly the worst story ive ever heard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 Simple answer. FLOWBEE BITCH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 the bowl....worn by 8 year olds all over... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 http://www.metal-reviews.com/images/bands/i_n/stained.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 This is the acclaimed Mohullet. Worn by my friend Terry enjoy! http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/11.jpeg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 Originally posted by 455 The worst haircut is not the mullet damn straight! http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid43/p5610319bdd7c3bc29fe172f7ea14c080/fce4e0a0.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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