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my dog is licking her ass like there's a prize if she does it longer

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Guest imported_Tesseract

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

like zesto said "laugh outloud status"

 

thread title of the year

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Hahahaha ... I busted out laughing when I read that, too.

 

The only thing better than a dog licking its ass is when it does the whole "drag-the-ass-along-the-carpet-like-it-doesn't-have-back-legs-thing." Man, that rules.

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Originally posted by Poop Man Bob

"drag-the-ass-along-the-carpet-like-it-doesn't-have-back-legs-

 

 

serisously, my girls dog does that for miles..all i'm searching for is a way to control the root and we'll never have to mop again

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Guest krie

yeah cats suck, dogs are much better pets

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i don't have a shephard but she's actually stopped for the time being.

 

it's like she's trying to climb into her ass and go back out thru her mouth or something. i dunno, i just don't get the "let's lick my ass for 45 mins" dog mentality. maybe dinner just tastes better twice.

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my dog ate his shit once.........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i thought for about that long...then i hit him. What else was i to do?

 

 

 

 

 

he hasn't done it since

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she went fucking wild rubbing her face in my hands...kinda like that girl in when's story from the poop thread......hey wait a minute....fuck you when.

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Guest Dusty Lipschitz

your dogs miss me

esp lil one

the nights we spent on the couch....

our secrets

dont ask

dont tell

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Originally posted by Poop Man Bob

"drag-the-ass-along-the-carpet-like-it-doesn't-have-back-legs-thing." Man, that rules.

 

My cat does that sometimes and i just start laughiong out loud..Oh by the way great thread title..

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Originally posted by Dusty Lipschitz

your dogs miss me

esp lil one

the nights we spent on the couch....

our secrets

dont ask

dont tell

 

peep an avatar on you know where!

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im a fine connaisseur of fine internet LOLZ, and though this one gave me a nice "mind chortle," no LOL was detected.

 

if this were about how dogs that cant lick their asses so they sit on them and paw around in circles on it to clean, then id get a lot of LOLZ.

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Guest Dusty Lipschitz

lol

i noticed

hesh and i bugged, lol

give her a lick from me

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Originally posted by Poop Man Bob

Hahahaha ... I busted out laughing when I read that, too.

 

The only thing better than a dog licking its ass is when it does the whole "drag-the-ass-along-the-carpet-like-it-doesn't-have-back-legs-thing." Man, that rules.

 

haha when i read the title i laughed..and i thought well its funnier when my dog drags his ass ..and i was gonna say that..but i came to late hehe

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nothing beats the juarez german shepard shows, when it's done the dog and the trick are stuck together for like ten minutes. nad then there's the donkey shows, when a donkey nuts in a girls face, it pushes her neck back like g-force, amazingly interesting/entertaining/fucking disgusting....

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