RAGSOE Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 the all new mack down thread. any girl enters, i'm hitting on her, and so is every other card carrying puss-lover. no member safe, dee, dlush, bodice, noone. even kristy, if the little hatchet wound wasn't banned. and where's kettie?... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted March 3, 2003 Author Share Posted March 3, 2003 best line ever: so, you like apples? me neither. let's fuck... works just as well with a yes!... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 i herd my mate use this line last night "i may not be the best looking guy in here, but im the only one talking to you" and wood u know it worked for him.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 when i herd him say it to this girl i was like "haha u rude cunt" but it worked for him, sor him hookin up with her later on in the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted March 3, 2003 Author Share Posted March 3, 2003 my vote for the best pick up ever, woody harrelson in natural born killers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellbeefer Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Originally posted by krie i herd my mate use this line last night "i may not be the best looking guy in here, but im the only one talking to you" and wood u know it worked for him.. i need to use that one...:idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted March 3, 2003 Author Share Posted March 3, 2003 you, my man, have taste. i have ya'll caught? the ones that got away, great album... oh yeah, where's the hoes? sausage fest so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eseLokE1uno Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 M.oney O.ver B.itches Hot chick from starbucks: "so what can I get for you today?" Mr. Loke: (checking bitch out)"I dont know everything looks real good to me" works most the time, plus i get food for free;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 :unzipspants: "well it ain't gonna suck it self sweety." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eseLokE1uno Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 "Sooo. . .want to hump?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SIVIK Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 "I dont paint 2 get the bitches,give me a fat slut who cooks & does dishes" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted March 3, 2003 Author Share Posted March 3, 2003 ^^^ahaahhaahahahaah, that's fucking great. seriously one of the greatest of all time. stumped me immediately... *edit* pistols post, the other two, mediocre at best heh heh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Originally posted by Pistol :unzipspants: "well it ain't gonna suck it self sweety." haha..thats the good one. :love2:spread your legs and let me piss on your pussy.:love2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 if you and i were squirrels i'd bust a nut in your hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted March 3, 2003 Author Share Posted March 3, 2003 trying to keep up with willy king nasty: wanna eat the peanuts outta my shit girl? if we can't fuck can i at least watch you pee standing up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Originally posted by alure if you and i were squirrels i'd bust a nut in your hole i bet you would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Originally posted by When i bet you would heh..imma just keep my mouth shut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Originally posted by alure heh..imma just keep my mouth shut ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Originally posted by When ha if you only knew ;] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 HEY GIRL! WHAT YO PHONE NUMBA EAR!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Originally posted by alure if you only knew ;] uhhuh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 rrrrrrriiiiighhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Originally posted by alure rrrrrrriiiiighhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttt yeaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 dude why are you always up when it's 7:50 am on the east? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Originally posted by johnny dude why are you always up when it's 7:50 am on the east? me? if so its only 5 on the west Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melburnian Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 "so got any australian in you?" "no..." "would you like some?" hey can i feel your bellybutton.... from the inside? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 "eva been ta India? well get this india!":D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 is that a keg in your pants? cause i wanna tap that ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 "ever tripped on a branch ? well how bout a root!":D (just for the aussies in here) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 girl, im gonna fuck you three ways from tuesday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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