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RAGSOE

hey girl, whats your phone number?...

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the all new mack down thread. any girl enters, i'm hitting on her, and so is every other card carrying puss-lover. no member safe, dee, dlush, bodice, noone. even kristy, if the little hatchet wound wasn't banned. and where's kettie?...

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best line ever:

 

so, you like apples? me neither. let's fuck...

 

works just as well with a yes!...

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Guest krie

i herd my mate use this line last night

 

 

"i may not be the best looking guy in here, but im the only one talking to you" and wood u know it worked for him..

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Guest krie

when i herd him say it to this girl i was like "haha u rude cunt" but it worked for him, sor him hookin up with her later on in the night.

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Originally posted by krie

i herd my mate use this line last night

 

 

"i may not be the best looking guy in here, but im the only one talking to you" and wood u know it worked for him..

 

 

 

i need to use that one...:idea:

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you, my man, have taste. i have ya'll caught? the ones that got away, great album...

 

 

oh yeah, where's the hoes? sausage fest so far.

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M.oney O.ver B.itches

 

Hot chick from starbucks: "so what can I get for you today?"

 

Mr. Loke: (checking bitch out)"I dont know everything looks real good to me"

 

 

 

works most the time, plus i get food for free;)

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Guest SIVIK

"I dont paint 2 get the bitches,give me a fat slut who cooks & does dishes"

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^^^ahaahhaahahahaah, that's fucking great. seriously one of the greatest of all time. stumped me immediately...

 

*edit* pistols post, the other two, mediocre at best heh heh...

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Guest willy.wonka
Originally posted by Pistol

:unzipspants:

"well it ain't gonna suck it self sweety."

 

haha..thats the good one.

 

:love2:spread your legs and let me piss on your pussy.:love2:

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trying to keep up with willy king nasty:

 

wanna eat the peanuts outta my shit girl?

 

if we can't fuck can i at least watch you pee standing up?

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Originally posted by alure

if you and i were squirrels i'd bust a nut in your hole

 

i bet you would

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Originally posted by When

i bet you would

 

heh..imma just keep my mouth shut

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Originally posted by alure

heh..imma just keep my mouth shut

 

ha

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Originally posted by alure

rrrrrrriiiiighhhhhhhhhhhhttttttttt

 

yeaaaa

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Originally posted by johnny

dude why are you always up when it's 7:50 am on the east?

 

me? if so its only 5 on the west

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