dethdethdeth Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 do any of ya'll know how to accidently break a laptop? any experience? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 i could think of a lot of ways to do that.. i think any 4 year old could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 drop it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dethdethdeth Posted March 3, 2003 Author Share Posted March 3, 2003 no drops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 http://www.fuckthebuff.com/12oz/mbolton.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 droppin it would be the best way, looks like an accident as well. why arent u keen to drop it deth ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 ok, so your little brother got ahold of your laptop and dropped it. how hard of a lie is that? if that's too much for you then get an magnet the size of a baseball... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dethdethdeth Posted March 3, 2003 Author Share Posted March 3, 2003 my ultimate goal is to get a new one through my service protection plan. when the salesman sold it to me, he suggested i do just this. but apparently drops aren't covered. do you think dropping it and saying it was just 'wear and tear' is the best way to go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 i would put it in your school bag, and then leave said bag on top of the trunk of your friend's car... that was covered by my warrentee... i'm pretty sure you could do some dammage with magnets too... or find some way to get it good and hot... i heard about some lady that put her titanium powerbook in the oven and it was still covered under apple's warentee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 put in your back pack. Get mugged. Clock the fool upside the head with the backpack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nokiopit Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 crack the fuckin screen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 what exactly are you trying to accomplish? you can e-mail me if u dont wanna post it here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 spills....liquid is an emeny. either that or just be as stupid as yourself and youll find away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
some pittsburgh flavor Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 install windows on it and run several applications at once. actually, magnets are a good call, and you can always unscrew everything, open it up and have a look inside for anything that you could accidently make loose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 running windows and many applications? crashes? none :) fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 i like the idea of beating someone with it. maybe a robber breaks into your house while your posting up on 12oz, having nothing close at hand, you grab the laptop and start smashing the robbers head in with your laptop, then he pulls out his machete and sticks it right through your laptop, takes the laptop from you, throws it on the ground, jumps on it a few times, then runs out the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•nakEd Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 or how about, while you were on 12oz, a rabbit jumped into your window, then onto your labtop. Pissed all over your key's took a bite out of the Mother board and scraped the screen with his claws yo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 seriously though, pour maple syrup into the drives and any other openings, while the computer is turned on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 http://www.metal-reviews.com/images/bands/i_n/graveyard.jpg'> Play a Kind Diamond cd in it. They are so bad, I'm sure it would break. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welcome mat Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 put it in a bucket of water or throw it in the creek or open it and pour gasoline in it and flick a match Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InDY_500 Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Originally posted by Pistol http://www.fuckthebuff.com/12oz/mbolton.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ment2 Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 spill a soda on it, dumbass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 delete vital window's files, and then break the laptop's cdrom laser somehow, so they can't reinstall windows easily.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatansArtist Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 just give it to my friend he knows how to jack up computers... haha.. just open up your comp and start touching things in there and unplugging the plugs and switching them around you dont exactly know what they are but you know you sholdnt be touching them and your plan on breaking it will work out fine!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freeze Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 i don't know what kind of warranty you have, but when i bought the service plan for my laptop one of the things the salesman kept telling me so that i'd buy the plan was that "just in case you slip on some ice" or something while carrying around the computer i'd still be covered. i don't know, you said drops weren't covered, but maybe accidental ice slippage is...just a thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 i blew a speaker in my laptop the other day it sucks cause now when i turn up the bass its just a buzz sound not music but the other speaker is still kickin, i wish i could transfer all the sound to the one speaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 open the cunt up and make afew changes , how hard can it be to break a laptop. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Originally posted by When i blew a speaker in my laptop the other day it sucks cause now when i turn up the bass its just a buzz sound not music but the other speaker is still kickin, i wish i could transfer all the sound to the one speaker Running Windows? Start> Control Panel> Sounds and Audio Devices> Advanced> Volume Balance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Originally posted by effyoo Running Windows? Start> Control Panel> Sounds and Audio Devices> Advanced> Volume Balance. thats a no go. my audio mixer blows i need to thrash this thing and get me some linux Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 3, 2003 Share Posted March 3, 2003 Originally posted by Glik0 spills....liquid is an emeny. that sounds good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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