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bitch ass rice rocket

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me and my friends were fucking driving down te raod and my friend throws a drink at this bright yellow rice rocket which it diserves to be hit and the fucking vag calls the cops on me and they come to my house and right me a ticket now that bitch needs to clean his VAG

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dude no way, youre thug ridin around witcha boyzez throwin 20oz Pepsi bottles at Big Byrd Yizzellow Rizzice Rizzokets.

 

 

Ya gangsta.

 

Just like MTV.

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Originally posted by Æ°

You don't have to throw shit just because you're jealous you don't have one.

 

then come here and ethug your story.

 

mr wierd symbol degree swonk

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A rice rocket is a 1987 honda civic that's been lowered by removing the suspension altogether, has cheap and ugly hubcaps, a retarded looking spoiler, an expensive GReddy or HKS exhaust system, and little to no other enhancements. Oh, I almost forgot the 50,000+ little stickers that no doubt add 5 horsepower each. And from all that work rice rockets run 16 second quarter miles at a whopping 80 miles per hour.

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do something about it....

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throwing shit at cars that dont deserve it is just plain dumb

that guy probably spent a couple grand on his yellow paint

id be pissed off too

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Originally posted by CHOPPER

I like waffles !!!!!!!!

 

doesnt everyone?

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whether you drive a nice little import (fuck the sticker/decal craze), a slammed low rider, or a god damn Astrovan with fuzzy pink interior, dont disrespect some one else ride because chances are they've put alot of fucking work into it.

 

 

http://www.rx7.com/pics/040800-jotechcivic-tn.jpg'>

 

Thats a rice rocket...all those stickers? Yeah theyre called sponsorships to pay for his NINE second quarter mile CIVIC which might do the quarter at a little more than 80 mph...just a guess.

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Stop.

 

I am not a fan of said "rice rockets," yet I would never throw a bottle of Pepsi at them...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Perhaps because I don't drink Pepsi.

 

Start.

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Even though i dont have a rice rocket, Id of gotten out of my ride and beat your motherfucken ass. Then I bet your pussy ass would be yellin for the police. It was a smart move for those guys to drop the dime on you, better you than them.

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i have this much of an idea about what is going on

 

:indicates no idea at all:

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had nothing to do with you, except youre a good man. There was no need for him to throw the bottle because he was probably riding around in 1987 chevy corsica then commin on 12oz to E-thug his story to try and sound like a bad ass.

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