fr8lover Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 http://www.viceland.com/issues/v10n1/htdocs/dos_donts/images/Page-76-copy_21.jpg'> Hey, why is everyone so worried about overpopulation? This guy obviously has balls the size of China, so why don’t people just go live there? They could chop down his pubes and use it as firewood. http://www.viceland.com/issues/v10n1/htdocs/dos_donts/images/Page-76-copy_12.jpg'> Fuck that unflappable egg motherfucker. The Party Daawwwg is where the party’s at. Fuggin’… making all the girls laugh and getting shots and shit. HE’s the fuckin’ guy you’re looking for. http://www.viceland.com/issues/v10n1/htdocs/dos_donts/images/Page-75-copy_08.jpg'> The only thing worse than fake tits is the guys that like them. Grab your ankle and pull it up to your ass. Now push on the side of your calf. That’s what they feel like. Gross, eh? http://www.viceland.com/issues/v9n10/htdocs/dos_donts/Page-62_08.jpg'> This guy showed up about five hours before the concert and danced like a fucking maniac to every Streets song. He even knew the words. I was watching him from up above thinking to myself “please don’t be a fag.” I don’t know why. http://www.viceland.com/issues/v9n10/htdocs/dos_donts/Page-62_19.jpg'> Besides the obvious great things like the perfect moustache, cocked hunting cap, 80s pins, and inside out sweatshirt, doesn’t this guy have a cool face? He looks like Yogi Bear’s friend Boo Boo or something. Oh yeah, remember Snagglepuss? That guy was always on. http://www.viceland.com/issues/v9n9/htdocs/dos_donts/1.jpg'> Fuck racial stereotypes m’man. If you are hungry for some juicy melons, buy as many as you want and eat them without shame. Don’t let those liberal white-boy academics tell you what your food means http://www.viceland.com/issues/v9n9/htdocs/dos_donts/a.jpg'> The gel in the hair is bad and those pussy-ass ear plugs get on my nerves, but how gay is that shirt? So fucking gay. http://www.viceland.com/issues/v9n9/htdocs/dos_donts/h.jpg'> What is the difference between Ghetto Fabulous and dressing up like a fucking clown? Seriously, I really want to know. http://www.viceland.com/issues/v9n5/htdocs/dos_donts/c.jpg'> Moms that dress like two-year-olds are at best crazy and at worst victims of rampant incest. They laugh their heads off at the Sunday funnies as you sit there in horror thinking about mercy killing. http://www.viceland.com/issues/v9n5/htdocs/dos_donts/h.jpg'> Hey, look! It’s an ad for condoms! Next time you think about busting a nut within 100 feet of your girlfriend’s vagina, think about this little turd. This piece of human garbage could be eating chips in your house and shitting his pants right next to you if you don’t use contraception. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 haha, well played freightlover, well played my son. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted March 1, 2003 Author Share Posted March 1, 2003 http://www.viceland.com/issues/v9n7/htdocs/dos_donts/5.jpg'> Sometimes a sprightly little chap can pull of sprightly with such aplomb that you could watch him jump over a tree and you’d be like, “Duh, of course he can do that, he’s The Flea.” http://www.viceland.com/issues/v9n7/htdocs/dos_donts/d.jpg'> I’m not sure what kind of evildoers this superhero is fighting against. I can only guess it involves the bastards who cancelled Days of Our Lives and bodegas that won’t sell Bud Light after 4:00 AM (the rogues!). http://www.viceland.com/issues/v9n7/htdocs/dos_donts/r.jpg'> If you don’t have much of an ass maybe you should pad it out a bit with some of those buttock-enhancing undergarments. Shit, why not put on a few pairs at once? That way, when I look at you and laugh my fucking ass off, you can just give me one of yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted March 1, 2003 Author Share Posted March 1, 2003 http://www.viceland.com/issues/v9n4/htdocs/dos_donts/a.jpg'> “You know what I like about you, Barbara? You’re like me but with a cunt.” http://www.viceland.com/issues/v9n4/htdocs/dos_donts/e.jpg'> Whoa, Mom. I know they’re tasty, but when you walk around the park with a Chocalicious Black Dick Popsicle it makes the rest of us feel really uncomfortable. http://www.viceland.com/issues/v9n4/htdocs/dos_donts/i.jpg'> “I’m into Goofy because Goofy was always like, ‘Yo, what up with this shit?’ Even to Mickey Mouse, who was basically that motherfucker’s boss.” http://www.viceland.com/issues/v9n3/htdocs/dos_donts/3.jpg'> ESPO is out of control too. He DJ’d one of our parties dressed in a Gucci pant suit, rubber boots, and a hat that said “Hot, Horny and Hairless.” This is his “renting a movie” outfit. http://www.viceland.com/issues/v9n3/htdocs/dos_donts/h.jpg'> Hey, look at his face. That’s the way they draw dopey teenagers in Mad Magazine. All zitty and spaced out and stupid enough to bring his own sunglasses in to work because they match his uniform. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 Great thread. Its the nuts yall... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAITOMANOCU Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 i used to read vice.......good shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted March 1, 2003 Author Share Posted March 1, 2003 http://www.viceland.com/issues/v8n10/htdocs/dos_donts/7.jpg'> Dude is just chilling. He’s unflappable. You could be like, “Humpty what if nobody shows up to our party?” and he’d be all “Don’t worry about it doood. http://www.viceland.com/issues/v8n10/htdocs/dos_donts/6.jpg'> Graffiti kids tagging bums is a level of marketing genius that people get paid $450,000 a year to think of. It costs a buck, lasts for years, and tours the entire city 24 hours a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grandola Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 two thumbs up. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 absolutely hilarious ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 http://sprott.physics.wisc.edu/images/smiley.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 i also enjoy tid bits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 Originally posted by freightlover http://www.viceland.com/issues/v8n10/htdocs/dos_donts/6.jpg'> Graffiti kids tagging bums is a level of marketing genius that people get paid $450,000 a year to think of. It costs a buck, lasts for years, and tours the entire city 24 hours a day. Damn ... they're right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 ahhhh fat bitches in spandex@!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 http://www.metal-reviews.com/images/bands/i_n/asylum.jpg'> very nice thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 CLASSIC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 i ordered the vice guide to sexdrugsrocknroll. it hasnt gotten here yet, but im hoping soon. great magazine wihtout a doubt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 i'm still laughing...the egg really got me...that's gfreat...buuuump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAITOMANOCU Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 ive seen a bum or two with wearing a nice earsnot jacket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 Hahahahahaha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRGUN GNRAL Posted March 1, 2003 Share Posted March 1, 2003 fucking fantastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted March 1, 2003 Author Share Posted March 1, 2003 i just looked at all the shit i posted and started laughing again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 if beard hasn't seen this, he's sleeping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SayOne Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 now this shit is funny :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 http://www.viceland.com/issues/v10n1/htdocs/dos_donts/images/Page-75-copy_21.jpg'> "LA is getting really bad. Used to be you could crash with your hula-hoop like, ten feet away and not have to worry about it. Now you have to hold on to that bitch with all your might—forever." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 http://www.metal-reviews.com/images/bands/i_n/crazynights.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 http://www.viceland.com/issues/v10n1/htdocs/dos_donts/images/Page-74-copy_21.jpg'> Either that kid drinks Budweiser or the Dad has trained his kid to hold his beer. Either of those things are so great that it makes me want to put the whole world into a big towel and hug it for hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 http://www.metal-reviews.com/images/bands/i_n/darkassault.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 this thread gets the big thumbs up..:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 that egg had me cracking up (bad pun intended) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted March 2, 2003 Share Posted March 2, 2003 Originally posted by vinyl junkie http://www.viceland.com/issues/v10n1/htdocs/dos_donts/images/Page-74-copy_21.jpg'> Either that kid drinks Budweiser or the Dad has trained his kid to hold his beer. Either of those things are so great that it makes me want to put the whole world into a big towel and hug it for hours. hahahha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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