tow up from tha flow up ! Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 For all of you in the dark, Vin Diesel is the guy who played Dominic in Fast and Furious, the exec. in Boiler Room, the guy who gets shot trying to get the jewish girl out of the broken house in Saving Private Ryan, and the prisoner in Pitch Black. He's the perfect guy, therefor he must father my children. Top ten reasons why: 10) The body. Big, solid, lean, and built to kill. 9) The voice. Deep, with a New York accent, yet very sexy, sophisticated, and intellegent sounding. 8) The face. Even though he's not stereotypically "hot", there's something about his strong jawline, and abrasive features that makes me want to wrap my theighs around his head and.... you get the idea. 7) The Style. Simple, mature, cultured, very masculin, the kindof style that would have been hip 30 years ago, and will be hip 30 years from now. 6) The posture. When this guy walks into a room he owns it. I know it, you know it, and most importantly he knows it. HOTTTT! 5) The mystery. He doesn't overdo anything, doesn't explain himself, doesn't try to be anything, he's just a bad ass and it makes you wonder why and how anyone can be so hardcore. 4) The ass. 'nuff said. 3) The star. He's never done a shitty movie, and he always acts his part perfectly. 2) The arms. Even though his whole body is amazing, this guy's arms are so huge. I would do just about anything to spoon with a guy of his physique. and the number 1 reason Vin Diesel will father my children.. 1) The ass grab in Fast and Furious. Where he grabs her ass, picks her up, and throws her up against his jock all in one slick move. Any of you feel me on this one? ------------------ PRUDE - If I had nuts, you'd be on 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tow up from tha flow up ! Posted July 9, 2001 Author Share Posted July 9, 2001 ------------------ PRUDE - If I had nuts, you'd be on 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 yeah, hes kind of scary. its his voice, i watched fast and the furious twice and both time his voice scared the shit out of me. i never heard anyone with a voice like that before. and hes big. the ass grab was slick too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus of Nazareth Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 He was he voice of the iron giant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 Originally posted by tow up from tha flow up !: 3) The star. He's never done a shitty movie. Yes he has, pitch black. that should have been burned. ------------------ Girls suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wonka_willy Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 prude you would love me....and I'd let you wrap your legs around my face anytime... ------------------ tired of being banned... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. Slugworth Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 on screen he's a hard ass...kinda like me and wonka's roll model...but on his interviews he's a fem lookin fag... im more macho than he'll ever be.... right wonka?wonka?you there?damn.... ------------------ go go GODZILLA..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Step8 Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 he actually made his own movie and screened it at the sundance film fest a couple years ago.. way before his appearance in Private Ryan. 20/20 did a special on film makers trying to win at sundance, and they followed him around and shit..... an interesting side note, they also followed around the d00d that made 'Pi' (sorry, dont know how to get the symbol on my computer) they followed him through the production process and editing, all the way up untill the presentation at sundance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chizm Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 he he. good post. he WON'T be the father of your children, if I beat you to it!! MUA HA HA HA HA!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 i'd take his car over him any day. ------------------ the now carless wonder..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deznatori Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 One reason Prude will never have kids: Girl you suck. Just kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie dundar Posted July 10, 2001 Share Posted July 10, 2001 a star is born... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarwilly Posted July 10, 2001 Share Posted July 10, 2001 oh prude all those things so unbefitting to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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