Mr. Mang Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 I've been talking to this girl on the interweb for about a week and we just decided to meet up at a basement show my friend is having this Saturday (tomorrow). She seems rad, but we'll see how it goes in person. I'm quite shy in person. Any tips on how to make things go well? Also, I have no idea of she just wants to 'meet up' or actually 'hang out' at the show. Hmmm... Any help would be appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Fuckin' tease I mean Mr. Mang. Enough girl problem threads. More fuck "Da Man" and disturbing cartoon threads. Just kidding man. I enjoy these ones too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted February 28, 2003 Author Share Posted February 28, 2003 even a creep needs some dating advice. http://jilbert.d0rkus.com/Untitled-1.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 pfft what happened to the mc'd's girly? anyway smoke a blunt with her ;] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 According to interweb ettiquette you must ask to see her tits then proceed to have cyber-sex. Viva los jumblies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted February 28, 2003 Author Share Posted February 28, 2003 Originally posted by alure pfft what happened to the mc'd's girly? anyway smoke a blunt with her ;] haha the McD's girl is 2nd option neither of us do drugs or whatever. i'm straightedge, and i think she's close to it. who knows. maybe she is secretly a party girl. weooweeooweooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 oh haha.. scratch that idea then.. i wouldnt stress it.. one of you will come up with things to say, even if you dont have much to say you'll be at a show and will enjoy eachothers company.. buy her a water or something.. i think that would be cute if a guy did that for me.. you'll be fine . ;] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted February 28, 2003 Author Share Posted February 28, 2003 i'm thinking of buying her dinner afterwards perhaps if things go okay tee hee hee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Rock your SLR. Tell her your a scout photographer for some Punk mag or Girls Gone Wild. And say she has a wonderful "face" for the camera. Proceed to grab her tit's and look down at your crotch and say with confidence "Well it ain't gonna suck it self." Remember if you aren't confident it ain't gonna happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted February 28, 2003 Author Share Posted February 28, 2003 haha pistol you're full of the jokes tonight as always - pure brilliance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Which reminds me. By the way Alure. I really shouldn't tell you this much less on a public message board but... I work for the CIA. I am heading into Iraq in May. So when I see you in SD it could quite possibly be the last time you see me alive. I don't want to put any pressure on you or anything. Just wanted to get that off my chest. Carry on. Sorry Mang for intruding on your thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted February 28, 2003 Author Share Posted February 28, 2003 aint a thang, brah. i'm takin' notes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 i'll buy you a blowjob from a hooker k? :D hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Originally posted by alure i'll buy you a blowjob from a hooker k? :D hahaha so your into role play my sweet? i'd rather you go the school girl route. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 fuck you if i was doing role playing i'd get out my whip and beat your ass... prick :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Originally posted by alure fuck you if i was doing role playing i'd get out my whip and beat your ass... prick Quit it i'm getting a semi. No ok do it some more. Abuse me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 *lorriane bobbit* AHHHHYYY YAAAA hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted February 28, 2003 Author Share Posted February 28, 2003 eeep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Originally posted by Mr. Mang I'm quite shy in person. Any tips on how to make things go well? I advise beer, and lots of it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 ask her if her legs are real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted February 28, 2003 Author Share Posted February 28, 2003 haha TEE what the hell?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 I hope you've already gotten a pic of her (within the last year or less). I'd hate to see some short, fatty roll up to your friends place and start askin' anyone seen Mang?....I'm supposed to meet him here. as mamerro would say....beer. TEE...one of my old friends went out with a chick with a prostetic leg. Her nickname was Peggy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 best BJ i've gotten involved her jerking and sucking simultaneously. she was taught it that way which really makes a johnny smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Originally posted by SteveAustin TEE...one of my old friends went out with a chick with a prostetic leg. Her nickname was Peggy. I know I'm not the olny person who say Deuce Bigalo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 works like a charm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted February 28, 2003 Author Share Posted February 28, 2003 Originally posted by SteveAustin I hope you've already gotten a pic of her (within the last year or less). I'd hate to see some short, fatty roll up to your friends place and start askin' anyone seen Mang?....I'm supposed to meet him here. hahahah. yeah i saw one photo of her and she looked alright to me. i wish she'd send more but the time is too near. it's too late! i'll definitely keep you updated on how it goes. i'm a little nervous in the service Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 one of my old roommates (when he lived in LA) met some chick online. chick just sounded nails, she was cool as shit...etc. etc. He meets her....all of her. she weighed like 30 lbs more than she said she did. at 5'2"... 30 lbs adds up pretty quick. he actually flipped and went off on her in front of this coffee shop. dude made her cry. only other advice other than getting slightly liquored....is to just be cool with it. obviously you think she's cool enough to meet, so fuck it. to get the conversation started, just ask really stupid simple questions like what she did that day....blah, blah, blah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted February 28, 2003 Author Share Posted February 28, 2003 i can totally see myself trying to dodge some troll in my friend's basement while the bands are playing - weaving in and out of people like i was some ninja on Tenchu. probably wont turn out that way though. its gonna be l33t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 "hey baby, whats that over there???" then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Originally posted by SteveAustin to get the conversation started, just ask really stupid simple questions like what she did that day....blah, blah, blah. shhht.... dont be giving away the game! The game is to be sold, not to be told! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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