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Mr. Mang

Need help. 'blind date'

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I've been talking to this girl on the interweb for about a week and we just decided to meet up at a basement show my friend is having this Saturday (tomorrow). She seems rad, but we'll see how it goes in person.

 

I'm quite shy in person. Any tips on how to make things go well?

 

 

Also, I have no idea of she just wants to 'meet up' or actually 'hang out' at the show. Hmmm...

 

 

Any help would be appreciated.

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Fuckin' tease I mean Mr. Mang.

Enough girl problem threads.

More fuck "Da Man" and disturbing cartoon threads.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just kidding man. I enjoy these ones too.

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pfft what happened to the mc'd's girly?

 

anyway

 

 

smoke a blunt with her ;]

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According to interweb ettiquette you must ask to see her tits then proceed to have cyber-sex. Viva los jumblies!

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Originally posted by alure

pfft what happened to the mc'd's girly?

 

anyway

 

 

smoke a blunt with her ;]

 

 

haha the McD's girl is 2nd option

 

 

neither of us do drugs or whatever. i'm straightedge, and i think she's close to it. who knows. maybe she is secretly a party girl. weooweeooweooooo

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oh haha.. scratch that idea then..

 

i wouldnt stress it.. one of you will come up with things to say, even if you dont have much to say you'll be at a show and will enjoy eachothers company.. buy her a water or something.. i think that would be cute if a guy did that for me.. you'll be fine . ;]

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Rock your SLR. Tell her your a scout photographer for some Punk mag or Girls Gone Wild. And say she has a wonderful "face" for the camera. Proceed to grab her tit's and look down at your crotch and say with confidence "Well it ain't gonna suck it self."

Remember if you aren't confident it ain't gonna happen.

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Which reminds me.

By the way Alure. I really shouldn't tell you this much less on a public message board but...

 

I work for the CIA. I am heading into Iraq in May.

So when I see you in SD it could quite possibly be the last time you see me alive.

I don't want to put any pressure on you or anything. Just wanted to get that off my chest.

 

Carry on.

 

Sorry Mang for intruding on your thread.

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Originally posted by alure

i'll buy you a blowjob from a hooker k? :D hahaha

 

so your into role play my sweet?

 

i'd rather you go the school girl route.

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fuck you if i was doing role playing i'd get out my whip and beat your ass... prick

 

 

 

:king:

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Originally posted by alure

fuck you if i was doing role playing i'd get out my whip and beat your ass... prick

 

Quit it i'm getting a semi. No ok do it some more. Abuse me.

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Originally posted by Mr. Mang

I'm quite shy in person. Any tips on how to make things go well?

 

I advise beer, and lots of it!

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I hope you've already gotten a pic of her (within the last year or less).

 

I'd hate to see some short, fatty roll up to your friends place and start askin' anyone seen Mang?....I'm supposed to meet him here.

 

as mamerro would say....beer.

 

 

TEE...one of my old friends went out with a chick with a prostetic leg. Her nickname was Peggy.

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best BJ i've gotten involved her jerking and sucking simultaneously. she was taught it that way which really makes a johnny smile.

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Originally posted by SteveAustin

TEE...one of my old friends went out with a chick with a prostetic leg. Her nickname was Peggy.

 

I know I'm not the olny person who say Deuce Bigalo

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