casekonly Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 should it be subtle or not? what are some good tricks? one i thought of is this: i call books-a-million and request that they order a book on being gay...someshit, and have them call dudes moms house when the book comes in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 not new but fun.... freeze a can of shaving cream...open it take out frozen shaving cream...put block of frozen shaving cream in said victims car/residence/mailbox/etcc...(if possible) check back later (again if possible) results are fun and messy. course this sucks if it happens to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 Their charge was fast, no alarm was sound They broke right through our lines I felt the cut it threw me to the ground And now I feel has come my time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted February 28, 2003 Author Share Posted February 28, 2003 Classified Ads Classified advertisements in your local newspaper are inexpensive little bullets that can cause major wounds to the mark's psyche if properly aimed. For instance, suppose you had a score to settle with some bitchy neighbors. You could insert a classified ad to "sell" their automobile. Price it five hundred dollars less than market value, instruct callers to call after midnight (shift work is the explanation you can offer), and explain in the ad that quick cash is needed for an emergency. That will bring in the phone calls. You can also put your mark's house up for sale. Again, ask potential customers to either call or visit at hours that will be very inconvenient to the mark. The "personals" in newspapers can provide even more fun. Maybe your mark ought to advertise for "young boy and girl models to pose for 'art' pictures." You should use his/her home or business telephone here for return calls, whichever would cause more difficulty for the mark. Placing ads is a snap. Most newspapers let you do it right over the phone, and most of the ad people I've talked to say they rarely verify a classified ad. Take a tip from that and don't make it outlandish. As with any practical joke, there has to be a credible amount of reality to the premise for the sting to work. While you're thinking of newspapers, don't forget those sexy tabloids and their really gross cousins that let readers advertise all sorts of weird sex things. I don't know whether any of that is on the level, but it's worth finding out -- in your mark's name, of course. Maybe you'll be doing him/her a favor. But somehow I doubt it -- there's no such thing as a free lunch. You might help the mark share his new friends' sexual talents. Place an ad in one of the target audience magazines -- the publication that runs very explicit and very honest classifieds. If you're not sure, contact a local sympathizer and ask him/her for help. You might write your ad copy like this: "Soft white male aged 35 wants to play with black lady with large buttocks. Bi-couples welcomed for Greek and French culture." You can really make bondage and S/M optional, depending upon reality, the publication, its audience, and your mark. You really ought to study the target publication before you word the ad. The kicker is that you will register the mark as the sponsor of the classified ad. Read a section of this book that tells you about using a neighbor's address and the mark's name before you get started. If you decide to run kinky classified ads for your mark in SCREW, BALL, and whatever, be sure you get some copies of the issue in which the ad runs. That way you can send originals or Xerox copies to the mark's neighbors, relatives, business associates, and friends. Enclose a brief note asking how they can even admit knowing such a perverted person. Offer to pray for them. You could use the name and address of another friend, neighbor, or business associate as the return address for this note. Help your mark out of the closet by running a classified announcement ad in homosexual publications. Have her/him grandly and proudly announce that he or she is gay and has dated and/or married only for cover. Now, he/she is coming out and telling the world she/he has taken a lover -- and name a friend, neighbor, or business associate as that lover. Libelous? Yes, it is. Don't get caught. Using classified advertising, Bill Colbeley had an auction for one of his many marks. He followed the usual auction format to prepare the newspaper ad, then ran it when the mark and his family were away for a weekend. The ad was one of those "Job transfer--everything must go-- fantastic bargains" types so normal to an industrial community. But let Sweet Old Bill tell the rest of his story: "I set the time of the auction for 7:00 A.M., so that just as the sleepy mark was rolling out of the sack about that hour, he looks out on his yard and sees about three hundred salesgoers out there trampling all over his lawn, garden, and flowers. It took an hour for the mark and the police he called to get the crowd out of there." Although it's not strictly a classified advertisement, the little indexcard notices that people place on bulletin boards in bars, supermarkets, laundromats, and other public places are great ways to harass your mark. Just about anything you can use in a newspaper can be used on these more personal notices. But the advantages are, they don't cost anything but the time required to prepare and post them, and you can be a lot more wordy, descriptive, and personal than you can with a newspaper advertisement. Folks seem to read these very regularly too, as I know from my personal use of this community advertising medium with legitimate messages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spec Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 http://www.probertencyclopaedia.com/j/Ingram%20MAC-10.jpg'> MAC 10 revenge :) why be subtle, the last thing i want is someone seaking revenge on me for reaons i can't recall or aren't even aware of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 http://www.metal-reviews.com/images/bands/whenthe.jpg'> Go on please with your nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted February 28, 2003 Author Share Posted February 28, 2003 i thought that last one i posted was pretty fuckin' funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 here's a good one if you wan't to ruin this persons life. Obtain a piece of mail from this person. Keep the part with his Name and Address. Place the piece of mail in some sort of child pornography. I know this is questionable but hang with me. Put the piece of mail in the child pornography like a book mark. Then drop said magazine and piece of mail in the middle of the floor in the childrens section of a Library or Bookstore. The magazine will be discovered and the authorities will be notified. Sit back and watch the fun. Congratulations you just got a dirty dangerous pedophile off the streets before he strikes again. He'll be spending the next 20 years in prison washing muthafuckas draws with his toothbrush and getting beat down for his commissary. Happy pranking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted February 28, 2003 Author Share Posted February 28, 2003 pure evil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 -get a jar -place chicken inside the jar -pour milk into the jar -place the lid on top of the jar -supposedly the gases will remove the lid- -and supposedly it smells like death- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 put the chicken in the milk jug... the gases pop the top off the jug... and if you only have like a quarter of the milk in there then it'll take a good couple of weeks before it pops... so you could, say, put it under the bottom milk crate in your roommate's closet shortly before you move out... then whenever you go back you can complain about the smell... not that i'd know or anything... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 those must be some boneless chicken strips, yo. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 curb the motherfucker ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted February 28, 2003 Author Share Posted February 28, 2003 what about electronic revenge? besides subscribing said person to a bunch of junk mail, or postin persons name on a hundred different message boards dealing with homo's, what else is there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted February 28, 2003 Share Posted February 28, 2003 brake fluid/etch on the car brick to the window paint obscene gestures on the house take heavy breaths on the phone at 3 in the morning. then hang up and repeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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