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Poor Miss Susy DeLucci.......

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Susy DeLucci and the Miracle of Life. One morning around 5am 22 year old Susan

DaLucci of Kittery Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she

thought she had diarrhea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realized that it

was urinary pain. It was very similar to the feeling of having diarrhea, just

out the wrong hole.

 

She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina erupted into the

most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In paralyzing pain, Ms.

DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and squirt out of her vagina

a burning tide of wretch and filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet,

white-knuckled. She was screaming wildly, and the neighbors called the police.

 

When medics arrived they found Ms. DeNucci unconscious lying on the floor of her

bathroom wearing nothing but her bath robe. Running down her leg, was a stream

of brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he

grabbed her left leg which was bent crossing her other leg, to straighten her

out. She was lying there all twisted up. When he lifted her left leg to

straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at which point a creature, no

larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of her genitals and landed on

the floor with a wet popping sound. Shocked, the medic stared at the creature

that was lying on the tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny

mud shrimp and it sat there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping

itself back and forth. The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the

nausea setting in. When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what he saw

was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet without

convulsing.

 

The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby brown mud shrimp flipping and

splashing at a furious pace. If you think that is bad - wait until you hear how

it happened:

 

Ms. DeLucci official death was the result of a combination of shock and severe

head trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain and when she saw what she had

done, she went into shock and fell, smashing her head on the toilet and then on

the floor. It is believed by medical police that on two nights before the

accident she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a

tub, she gently inserted the creature's tail into her vagina to derive pleasure.

At that point, she held a lighter under the creature's face causing it to flip

its tail in a violent snapping motion.

 

The medics found a lesbian XXX video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a

table in front of the tub. The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can

wrapped in a paper bag. Traces of Ms. DeLucci's DNA were found on the lobster

along with pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobster tail

joints. The lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in

lighters. The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be full of mud

shrimp egg casings. Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they are

common in the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly boiled to death)

and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms. DeLucci's cunt when she was

torturing it. Maine mud shrimp only take two days to gestate and Ms. DeLucci was

only four days away from getting her period, doctors believe that at that point

of her menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect PH balance to grow these mud

shrimp which are a much larger version of the popular "Sea Monkey" pets sold

throughout the US. Over night the eggs had hatched and the mud shrimp began

doubling in size every ten minutes. You can imagine the pain she was in when she

woke up that morning and gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet.

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FUCK YOU

 

 

 

....i was eating

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Originally posted by freightlover

i remember that story. one of the grossest things ive ever read...real or not.

 

is this the 4th time this shit pops up again...

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Guest im not witty

first bumfights, now this.

 

 

ALRIGHT! WE GET IT!

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