SukiSukiNow Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 Why do slow retards insist on driving in the fast lane? Do they not know the rules of the road? WHen they get tailgated (by me every morning), do they not get the fucking hint? Do you think it's rude to honk at them or flash your hibeams at them? My ex used to get all pissed when I would do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 LOWER THE SAIL, GRAB YOUR OARS, NOW MEN IT'S TIME TO ACT! ROW LIKE THE WIND TO THE SHORE, ROW LIKE THE WIND TO ATTACK!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 I say put a deer killer on the front of your car and run those bitch niggers off the road. :cough: :cough: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 word i hate that, but then i go a break the driving rules and pass in the slow lane. colorado drivers were the worst, then cali and good ole beantown just has an "asshole driver" mandate it's like if you look at the other driver, You Loose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 oh yah and i have a sock monkey named slow poke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 the road rules include a speed limit..i'm sure that typically they're fine with that. Tailgating sucks, whenever i get tailgated i 1) Hold the honk down and put my hand out of the window 2) Hit the brakes just a bit and scare the shit out of the asshole/bitch(pick one) 3) really hit the brakes and have a nice crash, the one behind pays:) (i havent done that, yet) Honking and highbeaming also sucks, i just pass them from the right... fuck the road rules conclusion: if you wanna drive fast, do so...you dont have to break everyones balls about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 ahahahah nice one tess. what do you do if someone cuts you off, or tries to merge onto you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 21, 2003 Author Share Posted February 21, 2003 Originally posted by Tesseract the road rules include a speed limit..i'm sure that typically they're fine with that. Honking and highbeaming also sucks, i just pass them from the right... fuck the road rules conclusion: if you wanna drive fast, do so...you dont have to break everyones balls about it. The retard in the fast lane was driving way below the speed limit. Couldn't pass them to the right since everone on the I-5 were doing some wack ass synchronized speed driving. When I say drive fast, I mean atleast with the speed limit. Why are retards going 45 driving in the fast lane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 all kinds of shit...i have many rules for driving, rule number one is that driving must be done with determination, whenever you doublethink about an action the result is bad. when people try to cut me off, i speed when people try to merge on me, i speed if the said car is already halfway past me i hit the brakes and let em pass with a smile... All this applies to the 2nd rule, if you're going to be kind, be to a limit of one car...i never let a second car pass when i leave the first go. driving is fun, and like life you dont have to be a dick to be good at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 Originally posted by SukiSukiNow When I say drive fast, I mean atleast with the speed limit. Why are retards going 45 driving in the fast lane? when i say i drive fast i mean at least two times the speed limit, you have to learn to pass people... you need to learn how to overtake be strong and flexible, thats the way to rule Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 ahahah sounds like you've been trained in boston driving. let one person in and don't look at the other driver. other unspoken boston driving rules are: turn signals when merging are a sure way to not get in make a left turn as soon as the light turns green in front of the on-coming traffic (no turn arrows) pass people in any lane you can, there is not "fast lane" if you're not off the line as soon as the light turns green, you get the horn the light colors are green, yellow, orange then red (orange is the first minute of the red light) there are more, but i'll add them in a sec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 21, 2003 Author Share Posted February 21, 2003 Originally posted by Tesseract be strong and flexible, thats the way to rule I try, but when it invloves PMS, I have no flexibility what-so-ever! RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 Originally posted by ubejinxed ahahah sounds like you've been trained in boston driving. let one person in and don't look at the other driver. other unspoken boston driving rules are: turn signals when merging are a sure way to not get in make a left turn as soon as the light turns green in front of the on-coming traffic (no turn arrows) pass people in any lane you can, there is not "fast lane" if you're not off the line as soon as the light turns green, you get the horn the light colors are green, yellow, orange then red (orange is the first minute of the red light) there are more, but i'll add them in a sec hahahaha i was trained in Athens driving, i bet its even worse...i agree with all boston rules though it all sums up to: BE A COCKY SON OF A BITCH AND TRY NOT TO HURT PEOPLE. works fine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 speed limits....what? http://www.boomspeed.com/steveaustin/IMG_0040.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 I love this chick seriously! I hate that so much I never flash my lights I think that to rude for me.I was with my friend in his jacked up integra and he flashed this volvo........turns out it was a new cop car and when drew passed his ass he had "rolling" radar and he got a huge ticket. MOVE BITCH GET OUTTA THE WAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 suki seems like a right nice young lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 21, 2003 Author Share Posted February 21, 2003 I "AM" really nice, I was just venting because the morning traffic annoyed me more so than usual today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 Originally posted by ubejinxed let one person in and don't look at the other driver. hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 Originally posted by Tesseract 2) Hit the brakes just a bit and scare the shit out of the asshole/bitch(pick one) :lol: in the hawaii driving hand book, they say to do that if someone is tailgating you. In the situation of someone tail-gating you, tap the breaks to let them "know". :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 *believe* http://home.cogeco.ca/~5.7interceptor/falconside.jpg'> pull out your streetsweeper, and blast them putos out of the way! ...then mash out to the homies spot and get blidded! Im'a be sIdEwAyz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hushwon Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 just weeve(sp) like a wicker basket......hehe grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 i'm a bitch if i'm on the fast lane on the freeway and speeding and some faggot doesnt fucking get over when he sees me coming i'll flash my highbeams and if the fucker still doesnt move i'll honk and start riding his ass..and if he wants to play the "breaking" game i'll play that too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 You know what I fucking HATE... when you flip the blinker, and instead of the person slowing down, they speed up. Fuckin punk ass bitches. I need a battering ram and some buzzzsaws on my shit, so I can move these turtles off the damn road! You what else doesnt toot my flute, chopping it up on the celly, when you should be KEEPING YOUR EYES IN THE ROAD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 http://www.metal-reviews.com/images/bands/hypocrisy.jpg'> Hypocrisy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 I hate you fucking cunts that think that its funny to tailgate me because im only going 5 over! Thats fucking lame im not gonna risk a fucking speeding ticket you macho fuckheads. I enjoy going slower than the speed limit in the fast lane to piss you boneheads off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 I go 5 under, 65, I go 60. Im talking about the fucking 40 mph fuckheads that got their liscence from a box of crackerjacks. Hee hee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 21, 2003 Author Share Posted February 21, 2003 Originally posted by WebsterUno You know what I fucking HATE... when you flip the blinker, and instead of the person slowing down, they speed up. Ohkay??!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 you know what Im sayin! Damn, In a few, I have to go fight them fuckers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 Sorry Suki I do it to just anoy the hell out of you..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grittylifer Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 you know what i hate? is people who speed through parking lots. and i absolutley hate drivers that cut off pedestrians in the rain. i got some pedestrian rage lemme tell you. once upon a long time ago i caught a felony vandalism case that resulted in a five year license suspension. 4 years after the suspension i never learned to drive....fortys are way cheaper than cars and you can drink em on the bus to.... so i take the bus.... i hate the bus. woop woop....i gotta car though.....wanna teach me how to drive suki? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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