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Mmm...anyone else think an indian spice, maple sugar and cinnamon pop-tart would go down good right now?

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With a glass of claret wine

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i ussually wake up 5:00 am to jog till around 9:00am..on my jog home i like to buy a nice breakfast burrito...as i sit down..oops i almost forgot..i wipe all the sweat off my ass crack and balls and onto my burrito...it gives it a little kick..after that i feel nice and dandy for a smooth day of cunt lickin....

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Originally posted by willy_wonka:

i ussually wake up 5:00 am to jog till around 9:00am..on my jog home i like to buy a nice breakfast burrito...as i sit down..oops i almost forgot..i wipe all the sweat off my ass crack and balls and onto my burrito...it gives it a little kick..after that i feel nice and dandy for a smooth day of cunt lickin....

 

ok....who else is totally blown away by the randomness of this post...? anyone?

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someone told me recently that indian spice is a good color and i cant find it at any stores near me its a damn shame

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Originally posted by willy_wonka:

i ussually wake up 5:00 am to jog till around 9:00am..on my jog home i like to buy a nice breakfast burrito...as i sit down..oops i almost forgot..i wipe all the sweat off my ass crack and balls and onto my burrito...it gives it a little kick..after that i feel nice and dandy for a smooth day of cunt lickin....

 

hahaahaaaa, wow, that is random....

head shake humour.............................

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Originally posted by willy_wonka:

i ussually wake up 5:00 am to jog till around 9:00am..on my jog home i like to buy a nice breakfast burrito...as i sit down..oops i almost forgot..i wipe all the sweat off my ass crack and balls and onto my burrito...it gives it a little kick..after that i feel nice and dandy for a smooth day of cunt lickin....

 

 

baaaahhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

 

BAH HA HA HA HA!!!!

 

woo!

 

ha ha ha!!

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Originally posted by im a big toy oner:

someone told me recently that indian spice is a good color and i cant find it at any stores near me its a damn shame

 

thats cause i cleared out all the mass. stores of it! haha!

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12 oz crate diggin *gold series*

 

Originally posted by suburbian bum

Before i die im gonna take a can of rusto and spray it in my mouth like its binaca.

 

hell ya

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Guest keep

thisreally doesnt seem like a cracked thread, theres no train knowledge... i think its a gov. conspiracy.......

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Guest WebsterUno

*believe*

 

I like a lil Summer Squash in my butt sweat soaked burrito.

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Originally posted by OGBforMumia

ok....who else is totally blown away by the randomness of this post...? anyone?

 

Hahahahahaha!

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Originally posted by Vanity

this post seems highly un-cracked-assish

funny, i thought the same thing.

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Originally posted by suburbian bum

Before i die im gonna take a can of rusto and spray it in my mouth like its binaca.

 

i did this once, except it was in my eye, and it was an accident. i almost fell off the bridge i was painting.

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