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"If ya smell......." as The Rock comes out on stage. Rock walks back and forth a few times before getting in the ring. After a debated crowd mixed with boo's and cheers, The Rock grabs a microphone. "Finally...." crowd boo's. (Deeper voice) "FINALLY...." crowd boo's. "Finally, The Rock has come back To Indianaaaaaaaaaa.......who gives a crap." The Rock wants the crowd to make a decision. Oh wait, Rock has a call on his cell-phone. It's his personal assistant. The Rock will be back with you in just one minute. Hell yeah The Rock is going to fly out of here tonight. What did you think, The Rock was going to spend another night with all these hicks? Whoa whoa whoa, not you guys, hickory tree's. There's a lot of hickory tree's in Indianapolis. Rock hangs up, back to the crowd. Rock wants the crowd to make a decision. The Rock hears "Rocky" chants, The Rock hears "Hogan" chants, The Rock hears boo's, The Rock hears cheers. The Rock wants the people to make a decision. Do they really want to boo The Rock? Let The Rock check again, do they really want to boo The Rock? Alright, you made your decision. At No Way Out, you are going to get the jabroni beating, pie eating, climb a tree, scratch an itch, make Hulk Hogan The Rock's little bitch, people's champ...The Rock! "If ya smell...." whoa whoa whoa. You made your decision. You don't chant "Rocky sucks" for 10 minutes and then sing along with The Rock. Only The Rock can say it now, "what The Rock, is cooking!"

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Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del

i knew a kid that would perform all of the rocks sayings in the middle of the cafetaria ontop of the table.

 

please tell me it was intangy......

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