Poop Man Bob Posted February 17, 2003 Share Posted February 17, 2003 This afternoon around 4:30, I'm loading groceries into my car in the parking lot of a large (and busy) grocery store. Parked next to me was an old, black Chevy a lot like this. Although the car had seen better days, you could tell the owner still cared about it and put a little effort into it - different wheels, huge exhaust tips. I notice a guy walk from the back of the parking lot to the side of the Chevy, staring intently at the car. He's about 30, normal looking with a gotee and sunglasses. He turns to me and asks, "Do you think this guy would care if I keyed his car?" I respond, "Yeah, probably," thinking the guy either owned the car or was just fucking with me. He responds, "Good." He then turns to where his back is toward the car, rests his weight against the car, puts his keys behind his back, and keys about 3/4 of the car's length. I, meanwhile, stare at him in disbelief. He then goes to the other side, repeats the same actions, and promptly walks away toward the store. So I finished packing my groceries and went home. Before anyone says anything - I had no desire to get involved in someone else's beef, nor did I want to spend my time filling out forms or whatever I would have had to do to report the fucker. ________________________________________ I've never had my car keyed. If I had previously, I might have reacted different. But it still blew my mind that dude would be so casual about the whole thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 17, 2003 Share Posted February 17, 2003 Skoll and Hati, the ravenous wolves Arose and devoured the sun and the moon Darkness descended upon the earth And the stars fell from the skies Loud blows heimdall the horne's in the air Odin quests the head of Mim Now shakes the holy ash where it stands The ancient tree moans, Fenris breaks free Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted February 17, 2003 Share Posted February 17, 2003 hahaha, tough shit...i dunno man, i've been in many 'i shoulda...' situations..seems like thats how guys like this get away with that shit...your wonder overcomes your reaction... rude shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted February 17, 2003 Share Posted February 17, 2003 this reminds me of a time my friends were at a sporting goods store shopping and an old man walks right in front of them, makes eye contact with one of them and just cuts a really loud fart while staring at them, just to let them know who farted. this is about as blatant as that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted February 17, 2003 Author Share Posted February 17, 2003 Originally posted by freightlover this reminds me of a time my friends were at a sporting goods store shopping and an old man walks right in front of them, makes eye contact with one of them and just cuts a really loud fart while staring at them, just to let them know who farted. this is about as blatant as that. Hahhaa .. that story is much better than mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootMcgavin Posted February 17, 2003 Share Posted February 17, 2003 thats how you gotta be with writing, do it like it isnt no thing.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted February 17, 2003 Share Posted February 17, 2003 You should have said thats my car and then keyed his face... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted February 17, 2003 Share Posted February 17, 2003 what about the Washington DC shooter who walked up on some guy pumping gas and capped him, then ran... the guy pumping gas on the other side of the pump walked around and looked at the dead guiy and went back to finish filling his tank... it's all on security cam... it was 30 minutes before anyone even called 911... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted February 17, 2003 Share Posted February 17, 2003 Originally posted by Smart what about the Washington DC shooter who walked up on some guy pumping gas and capped him, then ran... the guy pumping gas on the other side of the pump walked around and looked at the dead guiy and went back to finish filling his tank... it's all on security cam... it was 30 minutes before anyone even called 911... Yhea someone told me bout that shit over the phone his morning!!!! It was fuckin crazy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted February 17, 2003 Share Posted February 17, 2003 is that dc shit recent? i remember keying cars when i was a little shit. at the time i thought it was hilarious. but if i caught me at that age keying my car today, i would fuck my little punk ass up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted February 17, 2003 Share Posted February 17, 2003 yhea that dc shit happened like this weekend or something.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted February 17, 2003 Author Share Posted February 17, 2003 Bumpo the clown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest John Gotti Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob Bumpo the clown. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: this guys name is hella funny!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Gotti Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 one time i popped my neighbors' g/f's tires because she was snooping around his house.........truns out she seen me, and snitched after my neighbor got home, we both looked hella dumb though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 like it's an everyday thing. There's something scary about people who just dont seem to give a damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest post. Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 I put 350 live large crickets into some bitches car through a cracked window once. My dad gave me the idea becuase he used to dead goldfish in people's cars if he didnt like them. ha. Those days are long over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted February 18, 2003 Author Share Posted February 18, 2003 Originally posted by Poop Man Joe one time i popped my neighbors' g/f's tires because she was snooping around his house.........truns out she seen me, and snitched after my neighbor got home, we both looked hella dumb though Hi Joe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Gotti Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob Hi Joe! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: what up dog......no hard feelings?????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 I keyed a homiez truck once so he could claim the insurane and get a new paint job. it worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAITOMANOCU Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 im gonna be Poop Man Mitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 we put that orange juice concentrate on a guys seats once. the stuff thats frozen in the can. hahah it was the summer and sat there all day. nice ride home. it was justified by a previous car egging in the summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted February 18, 2003 Author Share Posted February 18, 2003 Originally posted by Poop Man Joe :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: what up dog......no hard feelings?????? Tease?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TEARZ Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 there'd be violence involved if my shit got keyed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metallix Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 http://www.geocities.com/larteaga/images/humor/loser.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 http://www.metal-reviews.com/images/bands/dc.jpg'> The cloud was a cloud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Gotti Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob Tease?!? no......were cool right???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 I knew a chick who had her benzoid keyed up. She almost lost control of a shopping cart, and didnt bother to tell the beaners in the van sorry. So she got keyed.. I never keyed anyones car - I once scribed a car on accident though. I used slash tires when younger. The trick is to make small holes that flatten the tire over time.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 ive had someone key my ride before i was livid fucking pissed, but they didnt push hard enough to do any real damage so i buffed it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skaterzoot Posted February 18, 2003 Share Posted February 18, 2003 Originally posted by Smart what about the Washington DC shooter who walked up on some guy pumping gas and capped him, then ran... the guy pumping gas on the other side of the pump walked around and looked at the dead guiy and went back to finish filling his tank... it's all on security cam... it was 30 minutes before anyone even called 911... there was a phychological test case about this woman that got raped in an alley in new york i believe many many years ago, there were like 20 whitnesses and nobody did anything because they saw all the onlookers from the apartments surrounding the rape...everyone thought someone else would do something but nobody did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted February 18, 2003 Author Share Posted February 18, 2003 Originally posted by Poop Man Joe no......were cool right???? Yes. I am proud to have inspired you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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