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Guest -MOE LESTER-

HOW WAS YOUR FUCKING VALENTINES DAY?

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

well...chilled at the park with friends and drank too much gin and oe and fucking puked everywhere and passed out like 3 times in the park..sleeping on the cold cememnt with a puddle pf vomit right nbear my face....went to my homies house and passed out again...came home early in the morning and took a shower and went to sleep....what a fucking lame valentines day! i dont even think i saw a single girl that night.....

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I worked late. Came home. Mygirlffriend was half asleep on the couch. Went immediately for the fridg grabbed a beer. Watched Sportscenter.

A real mans valentines day/

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Guest landofdalost

got laid and drank some 151 but the real girlfriend found out....fuck it gotta love them fresh rican joints

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Guest imported_El Mamerro
Originally posted by freightlover

i actually ended up with a girl in my bed at the end of the night. go fig i didnt expect that at all..

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by the end of the night, i had a girl in my bed as well.....

 

 

but no nauny for the chosenone....at least not last night..

:king:

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drank bicardi, and mickeys,

with some bitches at my house

ended up at my freinds house, who i thot id never kick it with again, because he makes retarded decisions.

but i had fun. woke up at 7 today

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damn, i fell asleep on the girl. i worked uber late and she didn't seem to mind me not meeting up. i'll make it up to her next time we see each other.

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uhhhheeeeeee..watched a stupid chick flick with my girl.went to homeboys house. some of us got down with a sharpie on my friends face.......hey if they pass out with there shoes on its fair game

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The female is currently on the verge of death so a friend I drove aimlessly saying stuff like, "Wow, this is the first time in awhile we've had absolutely nothing to do."

 

Then we went to a friend's house, sat around and discussed the skate video he was making.

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Guest J3NF3R

oh boy, it was a valentines to remember. heh...:cool:

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Guest J3NF3R

hey Johnny,

 

please do explain what exactly skullfucking is?;)

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Guest ArtvandaL

im into hain sex i aint in to makin love

 

club--->dance--->assgrabing---->talk----->home---->sex all night------->wake up------>steal girls credit card------->drop her off-------->use card on gas, phone cards, jacket, nikes, food, music, dumbells,movies, squares, beer, and some other shit-----> i love valentines day

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Guest -MOE LESTER-

Re: hey Johnny,

 

Originally posted by J3NF3R

please do explain what exactly skullfucking is?;)

 

its when you get fucked in the mouth, eye, ear, nose, or bullet hole

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